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Keep NXT and all the things that make it good as far from Vince as possible.

Is it a full-on impression or just a sight gag? http://youtu.be/x27TrxdsUzY 1:18

If I'm in nxt or on the main roster, I'm looking foward to each new day, as everyday is one closer to HHH taking over.

This dog is freaking me out.

my favorite part of RAW:

After 8 months being out of work, I finally got a job. It doesn't start for another month, but still knowing I'll have that paycheck coming in makes everything a lot less stressful.

With the WrestleMania 32 news, I thought I'd try to recreate a NSFW post I made a while ago...

I'm amazed because Charlotte looks somewhat pretty in that photo. WWE makeup does her no favors. On TV, she looks like something out of GILF porn. I read that as GLF porn ... and the world went darker.

Y'all are not fucking ruining my post Deadpool high

I await the big reveal when it turns out to be Gancarski.

How are you a mod?

My problem with it is that it wasn't worked shooty enough. If you're gonna do this angle, you gotta go full measure, which means Shane-O should've hit on all these points: Claim to be the true architect of the Attitude Era, and thus both the savior of WWE and true conqueror of WCW. Claim Steph and Hunter backstabbed and politicked him out of his spot. Claim Vince was happy to give Steph his spot, partly out of jealousy over bullet point #1, and partly because Vince's ego is so great he never wants anyone to run the company better than he did, so he chose the child who would fail. Bring up fan backlashes, guys getting buried for getting over on their own, say something pithy like, "I beat WCW for you, then you became WCW!" Shane needed to go for the jugular and he didn't, and so this ends up being another lame-ass angle.

Reigns was getting booed loudly by the plethora of ugly white guys with bad beards. Who are louder than the chicks and kids who were cheering him. These are the same dudes who were actually doing "Goldberg" and "Gillberg" chants at Ryback. These zeroes outnumbered the kids cause I'd imagine most parents wouldn't take their kids to a fucking shithole like Detroit. And fuck the Red Wings, too.

Cole: "Triple H bangin' Reigns!!" LMFAO!

You would think folks would learn by now that they are being filmed from everywhere nowadays Shit, you would think Roman would have known how to carry his own blade. The name on the marquee is professional wrestling, after all. Oh, wait... not anymore, nevermind. And it's not like he doesn't have places to stash the damn things. Christ, his ring gear looks like an Rob Liefeld cover from 1994...

"He makes gun signs with the right hand and balloon animals with the left." That line killed me.

They can't even do Roman Reigns right. What chance did people really think Tyler Breeze was going to have? It's also adorable that people don't think Triple H runs Raw now. Like all the bad in WWE is because of Vince McMahon so when the old man finally dies, Triple H will make the pro wrestling good again like he does in NXT. The fact is if NXT had 3 million domestic viewers and actually made money, Triple H would be NXT Champion. It's like people think 75% of Raw the last fifteen years being devoted to sucking Triple H's proverbial dick in some way is designed by someone other than Triple H. Reigns having a most likely mediocre garbage brawl match and beating Triple H at WrestleMania does nothing for him or the company. Beating Triple H means nothing. Not to mention the weeks ahead where Triple H and his wife are going to cut Reigns' balls off in the lead-up. Talk about the roster being thin but there's several better options in the main event spot against Reigns other than Triple H right now. Reigns vs. Lesnar II. Undertaker. Ambrose. Sheik Tugboat. Also, people thinking Triple H can actually outlive Vince McMahon is the dumbest thing of all. Vince is going to outlast him by at least 7 years.

Two thoughts: Has everyone forgotten how outright embarrassing Shane McMahon's punching sequences can be? I mean, truly "business exposing"? I hope Undertaker realizes this. The real feud should be Zane vs. Nakamura (who's favorite music has been heretofore hidden): new US third wave ska vs. UK Two Tone ska. Nakamura burning an Operation Ivy Shirt! Prince Buster at ringside! Trumpet as foreign object! Porkpie hat on pole matches! Specials playing at WMcheckerpattern! -RAF

Bo and Slater deserve better than the social outcasts. To me the stable reeks of "this worked for the New Day it'll work here too" and it just doesn't, partly because the New Day is RIGHT THERE.

#blameziggler

It was all downhill for Sami after Vince asked someone to explain ska to him. GOD DAMMIT SO IT'S LIKE REGGAE PLUS POLKA? I DON'T GET IT

It was all downhill for Sami after Vince asked someone to explain ska to him. In all fairness, anyone who has ska explained to them will think less of Sami.

It was all downhill for Sami after Vince asked someone to explain ska to him.

Luger probably should have won at the Bash and if necessary lost it back to Flair at Starrcade 88, The rematches with Flair probably would have drawn just as well (the series in 88 actually drew really well so it is hard to say) plus Lex could work with Arn, Tully and Barry Windham. Providing the Road Warrior still turn, he could defend against them. Lex also should have won the belt at Capital Combat 90. Lex actually stayed really over for a guy who got fucked over so much.

Big E should lose points for showing up in his ring gear

Did you not stick around for the Hoboken Squat Cobbler?

Clearly I am the only one who watches the Game Night things on the WWE Youtube channel. I am also sadly way too excited that in two weeks Social Outcasts and Charlotte take on New Day, Tyler Breeze and Sasha Banks in Dodgeball

about to knock herself out

"Renee, do I look faceless to you, baby?" In context that's one of the most amazing lines ever just for the SQUEEEEEEEE pop that ensued.

Glorious

Fuck TV-14. If Vince gets that back, even for an hour, he'll never know where to stop. It'll start with a little blood in the last hour and within a month it'll be bra and panties matches and coffin humping. Vince is not nfor moderation. Trips could book a gritty two hour TV-14 wrestling show. Vince would go back to booking three hour titty/beer truck circuses.

Oh gawd how did it take me this long... Taker will wrestle for Vince vs Shane cause Vince is the higher power!

Should I finally bite the bullet and watch Part 3? I have been avoiding that shit like it's a Jehovah Witness.

I don't know why, but the first person who came to mind is Bullet Tooth Tony. Just a simple man doing what he was paid to do, sadly met his end because the guy he was working for accidently killed him trying to kill a dog.

I agree with this post

Or learn to play some defense (mostly kidding, but it shouldn't be that crazy unless you're playing on Rookie).

I can't decide which post makes me wince more.

Damn, I forgot about Peoria. I, my friends, and some random local dude got jumped by gangbangers at a gas station there before going to a punk show at a VFW hall. My friend Amanda's face blew up twice the size and all purple but she toughed it out and played anyway. The cops said "we can arrange beatdowns" about them, of course, probably just because we were all white. Thankfully the bartender gave me free drinks all night, and they also had a gal doing some sweet R&B crooning in the bar while the punks played on the other side of the wall. ANYWAY. BP, if you liked Barry Lyndon, definitely check out The Duellists by Ridley Scott. I've raved enough about that here before but get to it.

Bo Dallas is the funniest guy on the roster.

I'm in the "Roman is good but is being destroyed by the shitty booking of an out of touch ego-maniac" camp. Roman CAN have a good match. His work in the Shield shows that he does have the ass-kicker charisma to be effective as a main event talent. He is the victim of an old man's hubris and a writing staff that hates pro-wrestling.

When the decisions on how your narrative goes are based purely on whether you'll still be able to sell merch to children, well congrats, you are making children's programming and no reasonable adult should be watching.

I was just thinking about my favorite film, Night of the Living Dead, and the character of Ben. That made me think of John from Day of the Dead who might be an even better character -- maybe the best one Romero ever came up with. His monologue in the bunker just steals that film away from a pretty solid ensemble cast. Also, if we're gonna bring up Eastwood in the Leone pictures we HAVE to mention Angel Eyes and beyond all doubt Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Ramirez, one of the best characters of all time.

It's almost comforting that the new X-Files can suck in the exact same ways that the old show did. It's nice to have a few things that truly never change.

I am going to have to quote myself a lot from last night but...

Let it play out and see where it goes.

This, right here, is the definition of "all in": http://www.totalgeekdom.com/?p=3676 As completely crazy as this project seems on the surface, he's actually done a ton of very interesting things in PC design here. I don't expect many would actually read over all this, but... it's pretty impressive.

Is it me or is this thread basically Reddit the Thread? Pretty much every gif is from r/squaredcircle...

Aping another work is not a "masterful job" even if it's supposed to be an adaptation of said work.

Seriously, upon further thought, is Shannon Moore the most mediocre junior heavyweight to ever be booked in multiple major promotions? I can't think of one match, one performance, or one thing he ever did in a major promotion that was more then "Meh".