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  1. Guys, we are so close to a reality where Enzo and Cass captain a Survivor Series team where Enzo gets to explain facts about his teammates that you can't teach... And this is Hideo Itami and he kicks people in the face and you can't teach that And this is Finn Balor and he's painted to look like Venom and you can't teach that And these are the Mechanics and they learned how to fix cars at a technical college, and those are actually skills that can be taught badda boom realest guys in the room
    13 points
  2. I remember things like this happening more than once during Yoko matches. I'm just baffled that no one ever died......unless random cities/arenas around America have shallow graves in their parking lots and coincidentally some local indy wrestlers "moved away" around those times. I should also add, for no reason other than because, that I fucking love Yokozuna. (First of all, I edited out Hooks' awesome story, so back and read it.) Anyway, I'm pretty sure I've related the story of seeing WWF's B-level house show in Miami and the last match was Yoko vs Crush. Match ended the usual way with Yoko going over via Bansai Drop. Yoko is celebrating and since the crowd is somewhat sparse as people have been leaving, a group of vocal pro-heel guys are chanting "One more time!" at him. Remember, Yoko at this point is the non-English speaking monster, he's notably pumped and starts yelling back "Yeah? Yeah? You motherfuckers want one more?" He then starts going up, at which point Crush who was lying there audibly says "Rod, what are you doing?" "These fuckers here told me to do one more, so we're doing one more." "Ugh, okay." One Bansai Drop later, the 100 of us left were all chanting Yoko's name, and he left triumphantly.
    8 points
  3. I liked Fat Fuck Freddy when he hosted Yo! MTV Raps.
    6 points
  4. The Bengals honored Leah Still, the 4-year-old daughter of Cincinnati defensive tackle Devin Still, who's battling Stage 4 pediatric cancer. The Bengals announced a $1.3 million donation to Cincinnati's Children's Hospital and Medical Center in Leah's name, and the JumboTron played a montage of Leah and Devon set to the song "Brave" by Sara Bareilles. Bravo Cincinatti, bravo.
    6 points
  5. Wait people don't seem to realize Bryan was over pre-Authority? The guy that main evented Summerslam at the START of the angle.
    5 points
  6. No Noble & Mercury = No Buys But it's free this month.
    5 points
  7. 3 DAYS SINCE DVDVR WAS DOWN
    5 points
  8. Right around the same time the New England Patriots were terrible and Tom Brady should have retired, if memory serves correctly.
    4 points
  9. DRIVERETTE 11072014 I'm going to BEGIN the real time onslaught upon my Watch Later list- as I have finally noticed that there is a shuffle setting that will make me shove my eyes straight into the stark raving nudity of my bloated list of unwatched wrestling. Yess.. Yes. YOU! YOU SHOULD BEHOLD! BEHOLD THE PRO WRESTLING~! YEssssssss, BEHOLD, THE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING~! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@SINGLES ################GOING $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$STEADY ------------------------------------- $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ DEAN ALLMARK vs HARLEM BRAVADO- ALL STAR WRESTLING- 7/29/2014: Oh fuck yes. The Bravados went to Japan and suddenly they were no longer HILARIOUS~! but all stiff and nasty. And here they are invading the realm of motherfuckin' DVDVRMB Beloved Dean fucking Allmark. Harlem is proud to be an America- where at least he knows he's free- something something something died for he- and he'll proudly stand up something and something something... you know, that Lee Greenwood song. The British fans are jerks and hate the US and our good-lookin' wrestlers we send over to scare the men and love the British ladies. JERKS! All we yanks wanna do is love on your ladies! Then immediately fly back the US and never talk to them again! Look at the upside, at night, while you all are flailing around, trying to please your lady love, she can close her eyes and remember the hot loving she received from the real SEXY American man that ended up with her one night. YOU CAN STILL ROCK IN AMERICA, MOTHERFUCKERS!! Ooo, that was fun. Anyway, WOW! this is 22 minutes. Let's watch, shall we? The Bravados sing THE National Anthem after requesting that everyone stand up and put their hands over their hearts but it's dark so I can't tell if the crowd does or not. I wept with patriotic fervor. Harlem doesn't hit all the notes with his mouth BUT HITS THEM WITH HIS HEART! The jerk brits are in love with Deano even after us saving y'alls bacon in World War 2 and shit. All Star Wrestling is fucking awesome. Bravado starts a U-S-A chant and I chant to myself in my head. They lock up and I note that Harlem towers over Deano and the Bravado boy has been beefing up. Deano is such a great babyface and the crowd is so into his spindling of the fine American wrist of Harlem Bravado. Harlem does a great wad of stalling after the leg drop to the wrist and draws Deano in and gets the advantage and starts giving Deano the bizness. Allmark counters out of wristlock- which I think they only do in England now- and they do a really great 1970s studio wrestling opening segment on the mat in front of the only fans that would be rabid for this, in this day and age. All Star is fucking awesome. They morph into the in-ring low-intensity high-flying and Allmark goes back to the wrist. Allmark cuts off all offense of Harlem with deep armdrags- just like Ricky Steamboat would cut off Bill White in 1977. This is great stuff. Harlem with the ten-punch counter via a Hotshot across the top ropes which drags this match into the mid-1980s. Harlem drops a leg across the throat as Allmark hangs over the apron. Allmark makes with the European Uppercut hope spot but Bravado keeps cutting him off with low-grade evil offense up until Allmark counters a sleeper counter until getting jawbreakered and THUS is sleeper countered back into a THIRD sleeper but with Harlem actually getting him off his vertical base and sleepering him onto the mat. Allmark getting the crowd behind him as he goes from the mat to his vertical base to shooting Harlem into the ropes was EXACTLY like Dusty Rhodes did every time I ever saw him wrestle live at the Richmond Coliseum. Allmark goes all WCW-era Silver King with assorted in-ring lucha spots as they head into the finish. Deano sets up Harlem for a MORTAL~! but the other Bravado grabs Allmark and gives the young Brit a good All American Talkin to! Harlem Bravado, being a great American, wins with the greatest wrestling hold in American Wrestling Evildom- yes, comrades, the Schoolboy With a Handfull Of Tights. GOD BLESS THE USA. FIFTY MOTHERFUCKING STARS AND 13 MOTHERFUCKING STRIPES! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ KOHEI SATO/ SHUJI ISHIKAWA vs TSUTOMU OSUGI/ HERCULES SENGA- BIG JAPAN PRO WRESTLING- 11/6/2014: MuttonandTheHam somehow got the whole card of yesterday's Big Japan show- so YEEHAW THE INTERNET~! The first match is the good-lookin assorted Yapper Men who make up the Speed Of Sounds. Sato and Ishikawa are going to beat the fuck out of them, I'm assuming. I'm very excited. I wonder how much of this whole card I can watch after the actual wrestling ends and the death matches kick in. Senga wrote his name on his paunts so I can tell these Speed Of Sounds guys apart. Ishikawa towers over both but REALLY towers over Oosugi THUS the SoS guys use highflying as a weapon- utilizing the double tope suicida straight out the gate to get a few minutes respite from the impending ass-stomping. Ishikawa and Sato are good rudos and kill a few fans in the first two rows as they are crushed by the tiny babyfaces. Ishikawa cuts the merry proceedings short by flattening the little fellas with full Mil Mascaras Fatboy flying body press, signally the Beginning Of The Beating Of The Tiny Folk. Ooosooogi is game, going straight up to Kohei Sato and elbowing him in the face three times. I would only do that if I were throwing them from a speeding car. Kohei responds by crushing his head and blasting his lungs out of the front of his chest. And then slamming him really hard so Ishikawa can twist his skull around in impossible directions. That match is pretty great. Sato and Ishikawa will beat some heat onto a babyface. Oosouoogi receives a Sato Giant Swing because the wrestling gods hate Speed of Sounds and are letting Sato wrestle whimsical wrestling spots betwixt punching the fuck out of these little fellas. I await the Shuji Ishikawa Skytwister Press. Ishikawa does a Kevin Sullivan stomach stomp and I'm guessing Speed of Sound double teamed Ishikawa's grandma in a non-wrestling fashion at some point or something. Sato misses a shoulderblock into the corner and Oosugi makes the hot tag and Senga does the great You Gotta WANT IT Swinging DDT on the gigantic Sato and it is a great day for 5'2" wrestlers everywhere. Ishikawa decides to cut of the Little Guy Joy Fountain and crush Senga with a Clubbing Forearm. Senga uses youth, speed and agility to not immediately die but Ishikawa seems to be over the youthful exuberence shit and double stomps Senga off the second rope. Senga escapes the powerbomb but Osugi gets the PRIVILEGE of getting slaughterized by a Ishikawa lariat in the corner. Jesus, Ishikawa will fucking kill a motherfucker with a lariat. Ishikawa then does that thing he does every match where he sells giant wads of bayface offense because he's a professional and shit and wants these little folks to look good before he fucking just fucking KILLS Osugi with a powerbomb. I mean FUCKING DESTROYS Osugi with a powerbomb. More fun-loving than ass-beating, but who doesn't love fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpJXfjOeHIk MONDAYish: More of this Big Japan Card. YEAH DADDY!
    3 points
  10. Between getting to bang AJ, go to lots of sporting events and random music festivals, CM Punk is having the life that we all wish we had.
    3 points
  11. You let her leave before Hideo and Finn? You're a horrible uncle.
    3 points
  12. ...that storyline and its leadup are the entire reason why Daniel Bryan is over as a main eventer in WWE. Only because the audience forced them in the right direction.
    3 points
  13. 3 points
  14. I remember the last year and a half of ECW was really fun it hit a stride with The Abraham Washington Show, Monster Heel Mark Henry, Tommy Dreamer-Christian BBF's but not really, Shaemus vs Finlay, Yoshi Tatsu, William Regal, Tourettes Goldust and Ezekiel Jackson. It was just a lot of fun. Somebody on the old board summed it up the best saying "ECW is an hour of wrestling on television just for the sake of an hour of wrestling on television" and that was when it was at its best.
    2 points
  15. Smark crowds are the worst.
    2 points
  16. I'm sure he drive's AJ's bus all over the place.
    2 points
  17. Not be as good as Winston?
    2 points
  18. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzdRQCnDBlw Just keep watching...
    2 points
  19. I like how they move in and out of sync.
    2 points
  20. With that kind of skill on the ice, the Blues may actually hold off their annual choke job until the second round this time.
    2 points
  21. It could be mentioned that it was the second of a road back to back so like 1/3 of the Spurs didn't play
    2 points
  22. Angle can't play online games, his account would get hacked.
    2 points
  23. What's Spanish for HOLLA HOLLA?
    2 points
  24. No Noble & Mercury = No Buys
    2 points
  25. Finally got my pocket infinity. I also beat the story for the game. I laughed when my reward for doing so was a fucking Mote. Thanks.
    2 points
  26. Why the heck would anybody wanna see Golic discus? Is he particularly good with flinging plates or something?
    2 points
  27. Snyder wants to get a new stadium back inside the city - so he wants the Super Bowl for new stadium (Basically - he believes he believes he can swindle the city for money if they promise of a Super Bowl is attached) And DC United and its fans will be pissed when that stadium gets built before theirs at this rate... Oh I think all five of them will be pretty mad. (kidding of course, but a MLS team expects public $$$ for a stadium?)
    2 points
  28. I think you took us right into the DANGER ZONE
    2 points
  29. Not necessarily. Fritz Von Erich was a good promo too.
    1 point
  30. I had never seen Hideo or Finn before NXT but was well aware of their reputations. After the last month of TV I am completely invested in them as wrestlers. A simple, yet well executed story. Bayley continues to make me want to watch tv. There's something about her that I just love...and I don't mean that in the creepy way at all. I'm not one of those "WWE creative can't do nothin'" type guys, but I have my doubts that she'll be given the opportunity to be this character on the main roster. I hope I'm wrong, because like so many others have said, it could be an absolute gold mine for them if she is given that opportunity. NXT is quite frankly like a throwback to wrestling from the 80s. One hour a week, you don't see everyone every single week, and the stories play out over several weeks/months and make sense. Every episode ends with me looking forward to next week. It is my favorite tv show by far right now and alone is worth $9.99 (except for new subscribers in November).
    1 point
  31. Yeah, re-debuting Bryan as a surprise member of Team Cena? If history is any indication, that is an idea that would clearly deflate the crowd.
    1 point
  32. I soloed Tiny Tina, but I was also a bit overlevelled for it. It's by far the best DLC, and better than most of the main story. That ending, man... I dunno if it's me or the game, but TPS is really not grabbing me at all. I've levelled two characters to 7 or so and then just kinda wandered off. Maybe I'll give it another go this weekend.
    1 point
  33. Never said he wasn't over before the angle - just that he was much, much more over after it. As a result of it. Not as a result of fans saying "We're not gonna take it!!!!!!! Stick it to the McMahons!!!!!!" The initial contentious statement was "The Authority angle did Bryan no favors." This is a dumb thing to say - it clearly did him quite a few favors.
    1 point
  34. Oh, you're one of those guys, who think it was all a carefully crafted plan all along.
    1 point
  35. I think you have a very selective memory. Bryan was already extremely over, when he was tagging with Kane in Team Hell No. That's what made him popular with the "mainstream" in the first place and got him a main event push. They tried to sabotage his push multiple times by giving the "Yes" chants to the Big Show, putting him with the Wyatt family, not putting him in the Royal Rumble and so one. This has nothing to do with storyline. It was only thanks to the fans forcing their hands that we got our Wrestlemania moment. And the storylines they put him in after Wrestlemania were abysmal once again.
    1 point
  36. 1 point
  37. That IS sports radio. It gives the fans of the team a voice and an opportunity to show their displeasure. Yes, just not buying tickets is the best way to do that but this is a more entertaining way to do it. Plus, who doesn't love to hear these oddball callers get into an argument with a radio personality? If you don't take calls you are chickenshit.. If I wanted to listen to mouth-breathers who have as much inside knowledge and presence as I do argue passionately over sports, I'd just copy a reddit thread into a text-to-speech program.
    1 point
  38. There are only five chances for Geralt to get laid in Witcher 2. Totally unacceptable. That 16 DLC had better represent 16 medieval booty calls. "Pre-order now to get the Buxom Barmaid Encounter! Only at Gamestop!"
    1 point
  39. You mean the part at the end when you realize you've wasted 10 hours and paid $50 to see a story that should've only been one 2 hour movie?
    1 point
  40. I think it might be a bit late to be churlish about rampant drug use in the professional wrestling industry.
    1 point
  41. So, I was watching 'Her' for the...jeez...fifth time earlier tonight and noticed a part that I never spotted before that made me laugh. When Samantha has Theodore walking around with his eyes closed and telling him to spin around and sneeze and stuff, just before she says "Everybody thinks you're really drunk" and he orders the pizza, you can see a girl in the background catch her heel and stumble as the guy beside her tries to kind of keep her going. I just like to imagine her going "I'm gonna be in a movie! I'm gonna be a movie! All I have to is walk and..shit! Nobody saw it, you're still good, you're still good." Also, I think the best line in the movie is when Theodore and Samantha are out on the double date with Chris Pratt's girlfriend and his character and Samantha goes on this spiel about how she was sad she didn't have a body but she realized it doesn't matter and how everyone else's body will rot and decay and they all go silent and Chris Pratt just goes "Yikes" and it's so perfect. So, to sum it up, I really love that movie.
    1 point
  42. Now, but it will make someone who is a 500/500 player into a 750/500 player. Bonds was a HOF worthy player in the 1990's before steroids, but he needed them to get to Aaron. . .
    1 point
  43. Why not just tell the fucking truth to begin with?! Fucking moron.
    1 point
  44. I just barely know that Pamela Anderson's Baywatch character was named C.J. Parker. (Yes, she had a name other than "blonde with giant boobs".)
    1 point
  45. @jasonaaron: I want to write the comic book adventures of Dean Ambrose.
    1 point
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