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EuroTrip is a fantastic example of the teen sex comedy genre. It also features my all-time favorite DVD commentary track. Also, Michelle Trachtenberg was the hottest cast member on Buffy.

Daniel Bryan died on the way back to his home planet.

Someone needs to bring back having their opponent's music play and a midget coming out dressed as him.

Titus = Droz? Silly Vickie, you're not Teddy Long. "He's gonna PUUUUUKE!"

Fuck that guy, man. Atheists annoy me so bad that it makes me want to believe in a religion just so people won't think I'm also a condescending douche. Also FUCK YOU to people who can't properly put their shopping carts into the shopping cart corrall at grocery stores. What the fuck is wrong with you you fucking lazy turds? I put a cart up and watched a guy ram his cart into another cart and walk away. He didn't actually put his shopping cart into the other cart, the way they're conveniently designed to be stored. He just kind of hit them and then let them just stay in the area. So that means he actually used approximately the same time and effort to do the job right, but he just didn't care to line his shot up. When shit gets windy, and hey, it's bound to get windy in Chicago, that cart is going to go rogue and smack into your Prius and you'll wonder why someone didn't put the stupid thing up properly. You fucking dunces. Oh and shout out to all the people in this thread with real problems. Red, Kyle, Craig, keep your heads up. And also put your carts away properly.

Hey Rocky iV ended the Cold War, despite what the History books say

I think I could get behind Brodus/Tensai as a serious monster heel team. Especially if Sylvester LeFort comes up to make some mow-nay with them.

Well, for a long time (especially judging from the reaction of Ebert and other critics of the time), I was thinking that I was the only one who cared for Freddy Got Fingered, but now it is apparently starting to gain a bit of cult sentimentality (not altogether unlike Baseketball). Nathan Rabin's write up on the AV Club (http://www.avclub.com/article/my-year-of-flops-case-file-61-ifreddy-got-fingered-10849) does a far better job of summarizing the inherent genius behind the crude madness than that which would be evident in any attempt I would make in its defense. I would put forth Chris Elliott's magnum opus Cabin Boy for a similar consideration. I believe that as mainstream humor has evolved to the point where the absurd and dark forms have become more accepted, so too has the appreciation for these and similar films. I'm more disturbed by the many of the posts in this thread expressing vitriol and condemnation for others who don't enjoy the same things as they do than I ever have been about the prospect of someone not extolling the virtues of a film that I cherish, though.

Well, May and Ward are fucking.

I'd pick Chris Hero too.

"FOLLOW THE BUZZARDS" "WHAT?" "I SAID, FOLLOW THE BUZZARDS......TO ONNIT DOT COM SLASH STEVE TO GET YOUR DISCOUNT, YOU MIGHT BE THINKING HELL SON, I'M A MESSIANIAC CULT LEADER ADONIS, I DON'T NEED NO T-PLUS, I'M ALREADY AS SATANIC AS IT IS....."

They should repackage Kofi in a mask as Kofi Kwangston.

If Ricky Steamboat had wrestled under his real name, The Circumcision would have been the perfect name for his finisher.

Next time on Total Divas: JoJo gets Baned

KENTA © vs. Katsuhiko Nakajima for the GHC Heavyweight Championship Event: NOAH "GREAT VOYAGE 2013 IN YOKOHAMA VOL. 2" Date: October 5th, 2013 Location: Yokohama Bunka Gymnasium Link: Download Here Not great quality but the only version I could find. Perfectly watchable though.

Cheerleader Melissa is so gorgeous it's insane.

Yeah, I have so much built up love for Transformers that I own all three of those films on blu-ray, despite not liking the first one, hating the second, and only slightly liking the third. However, Tim Brayton's reviews of the three films are must read. http://antagonie.blogspot.com/2007/07/awful-cartoon-about-toys-who-do.html http://antagonie.blogspot.com/2009/06/robots-in-disgust.html http://antagonie.blogspot.com/2011/07/vroom-vroom-skrash-kaboom-skree-bang.html

I am so glad it was shot in 3D, despite not watching it in 3D. It forced Bay to slow down and shot the action scenes in a somewhat coherent style, and it improved the film by a lot. As did getting rid of the racistbots. New talentless hot chick was no better or worse than Fox, and, in my not so common opinion, better looking.

Me not having having a heart attack

Evolution is a movie I've seen at least twenty times. Orlando Jones kills it in that movie, never fails to crack me up. I think it suffered from trying to be too Ghostbusters esque, but it's the first movie that popped into my head when I saw this thread.

What About Bob? is a better movie after finding out Richard Dreyfuss really isn't acting, disliked Bill Murray for real, and Murray apparently played off of that animosity.

Someone didn't vote for Maddux...That is fucking dumb.

I've generally come around on Peyton but this line cracked me up: I'm pretty sure we could find at least one or two football families that haven't had to pay off a sexual harrassment victim that they badmouthed in a book. Just sayin'.

Airborne. The Quintessential Roller Blading movie.

I know Brian Fowler won't like this, but I will defend Armageddon! Someone has to! I know it's stupid as shit, but I loved this, when it was in cinemas. Probably I was just the right age and in the right state of mind, when I saw it.

Oh man, that would be pretty awesome.

Kobe's market isn't $24 million/year. It's $12-14 million, tops. What the Lakers did was panic/feel guilty and gave Kobe money that he's not worth at this point. The Lakers could have called his bluff. Not only did they not do that, but they didn't even fake it. Are they afraid he'll go to another team? Who would have the room to take him and is in place to win? Chicago and Miami after this season. I don't see LeBron wanting to deal with Kobe that much, and he would take Wade's SG shot--so no bueno there. Go to Chicago and be in Jordan's shadow as he goes for No. 6. Would Kobe's ego process that? I don't know. It proves once and for all that Kobe is in it only for himself, that a sixth ring isn't really important to him. All that said, I don't know if I totally blame Kobe for taking the money. It's tangible, he knows he'll get that. With Jim Buss running the show, who knows if the Lakers will put the pieces in place to try and win for the next couple of years. Jimmy Boy ain't his daddy, and this isn't a Spurs situation where many pieces were in place already and Duncan knows he can trust the team to do what's best. The Lakers are screwed, and they screwed themseleves by handing the keys to their kingdom to an old guy with a bad injury who can't be built around.

So when I played Last of Us I was like "oh, this game looks nice and has some good stuff and some bad stuff but whatever" but it's really fun to picture half the people in this thread just totally losing their shit in rage while playing it.

Kobe just took what is his fair market value. It's unfair that star players have to take below market value contracts in order to win. LeBron had to take a less than max contract in order to win, if there was no salary cap he would probably be the first $40million/year player. If fans want to get angry at someone for not their team not winning, blame the owners who instituted the salary cap in order to make maximum profits. Kings just sold for $534 million dollars and yet the owners were crying that they were unprofitable. Also players should have hired better union leadership, there's a reason MLB doesn't have a salary cap and it isn't by choice of the owners.

The latest screencap of Lightning in an outfit made of Moogles has made me officially bail on ever getting this game. Seriously. WTF?!?!?

Wow, Cabin Boy, now that is one I can never, ever forget. I will revisit this as soon as I get home, as I definitely own the DVD proudly.

Our voting is just as bad as the writers. If Bonds isn't a hall of famer none of these guys are. If Bonds doesnt get in they need to just tear the fucking thing down. Only Babe Ruth has a case against Barry Lamar.

I am excited for that game. Either I get to watch the Washington Gong Show or I get to see a RIPPA meltdown. Hell, seeing both at once isn't out of the realm of possibility.

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August 21st, episode 183.

After carefully weighing my options, I've chosen my console for the next generation of video games: I bought an N64 with eight games off a friend of mine that needed to clear out their apartment. POKEMON STADIUM/SNAP- I don't have a good term for this idea, so here comes a clunky one: I'm a big believer in "ideal playthroughs." If a game is single player, typically, I'll want one good run with a game so I have some lasting memory of it and then I'm pretty much good, without any need to play any sequels. I had that with Pokemon Silver, and so I've been done with Pokemon for a long time. So playing Pokemon Stadium was a pretty good reminder of why I'm glad I had that one playthrough: the combat alone wasn't enough of a game to hold me. On the flipside is Pokemon Snap, which is an idea so very close to amazing that it's unfortunate Nintendo's never gone back to it. That PS3 game Afrika was the mechanical execution free of any of the charm or personality, which are things that the Pokemon art style is best at. A new Pokemon Snap might be a breaking point between me and getting a Wii U. OCARINA OF TIME- Always hated zelda, 2D or 3D. I just never had fun with it. So since I'm waiting for the first of January to start buying more games (Gauntlet Legends wooo!) this is doing for now, plus I'm glad for the opportunity to have time with the game without severe expense. So far, it's OK. The dialog comes apart in some weird places (I keep expecting Link to go "I'M LIKE FIVE YEARS OLD, WHY DO I NEED TO DO THIS") but at least that's good for a laugh so I'm still enjoying my time with it. WCW/nWo WORLD TOUR- Back on that ideal playthrough thing, I spent a lot of time with Virtual Pro Wrestling 2 through 300% Absoultely Legal Means, and before that all of my Aki Wrestling Game memories were tied to Wrestlemania 2000. So I'm having a weird time with this one. Like, it's the game I played, kind of, but it just feels... wrong. It's like I had a dream about this game and now that I'm playing it nothing is the way it should be. SUPER MARIO 64- is still this game. I got all the stars on the DS version (i know (i know)) so I'm not having a strong pull with this one. I also got Starfox 64, Star Wars Shadows Of The Empire, and Mortal Kombat Trilogy. I don't intend to ever play any of them.

"ERICK ROWAN, GOT DAMN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO WORK OUT YOUR BRAIN, HAVE YOU NOT BEEN KEEPING UP ON YOUR LUMOSITY? IT'S BASED ON THE SCIENCE OF NEUROPLASTICITY" "WHAT" "I SAID IT, NEUROPLASTICITY, LUMOSITY GIVES YOU CUSTOMIZED ONLINE WORKOUTS, IT'S LIKE GAMES, IT ONLY TAKES A FEW MINUTES A DAY, YOU'LL BE MORE FOCUSED IN THE RING.. HMM I LOVE IT.. I'M THINKING LIKE A DAMN SCIENTIST, TELL THEM YOU HEARD IT FROM ME, STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN THE LEADER OF THE WYATTS"

Just let the record show - I hate all of you

Have you not watched Fletch?

Another awesome college football helmet for the Army/Navy game:

How many times are you guys going to fantasy book a Cena heel turn that's not happening. Cena turns heel when the company has a strong #2 babyface who is basically the bastard offspring of Hulk Hogan and Sting and can not only draw fans to Raw and hold up his end in the ring, but also fill Cena's position at speaking engagements and charity functions. Big Show isn't that guy. Orton isn't that guy. Bryan and Punk will never be that guy. They don't have that guy on the roster at this point and, the way they build stars, may not have him until cloning is perfected and Vince grows John Cena 2 in a test tube.

good god do I miss Trish

I'm the exact reverse - I haven't seen anything that supports a single shooter theory.

Remember when we all thought this is what the future was going to be like?

WAR wishes it could have had something so random

We all have that one friend who keeps tabs on every female he knows. He strikes up a conversation with every girl at the party and if a well known couple within your circle breaks up, he is always the first one to text the girl, "just to see if she's okay," just because they are "friends." Mick Foley is that friend to everyone he knows.

CLUE is awesome. Anyone who doesn't like that movie is not someone I want to know.

In honor of World Suicide Prevention Day.