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  1. 8 points
  2. How to make a solid RAW into an all-time great show in one easy step: GOLDUST RUN-IN with full face paint and a sweatshirt. HOLY FUCK YES
    6 points
  3. To be fair, if you took a poll, what portion of the population would? 5 percent? 10 percent, maybe? I don't. To be fair, if you took a poll, what portion of the population would? 5 percent? 10 percent, maybe? I don't. You'd think guys who spend their days watching and writing about people punching each other in the face would have a keener appreciation of musical theater.
    6 points
  4. Ox Baker, looking less scary than usual. Pro wrestling is giant belts. Eddie Gilbert WWE's latest public service announcement. Nine people die every year from exploded ovaries.
    6 points
  5. Me, personally? I despise "deathmatch" wrestling. I'm not against "hardcore" matches, per se...and like Nikita said: every style has a spot on a card. But the ultraviolent shit makes me nauseous. But I run family-friendly shows. No blood, no light tubes, no staple guns. There's been hardcore brawls but most of the guys love that they don't have to get color. There's too many kids in my audiences. And you can still get your point across without the madness. We had a "streetfight" a few months ago where the only weapons used were a chair from the audience and a piece of RAIN GUTTER that the guys found when they brawled out the back door. The crowd went apeshit for it.
    5 points
  6. Midnight Riders need to return with a mysterious third member that is revealed to be Trevor Murdoch. I await the match where Seth Rollins is murdered on live television by Trevor Murdoch who is finally cleared to use a Sheerdrop Brainbuster finisher.
    4 points
  7. Did they give Robert Forester's character a name last night, and I didn't notice it? If they didn't, I'm just going to assume he's, Max Cherry. Who has now moved on to another line of work since the incident with, Jackie Brown, and his short escapade as a criminal.
    4 points
  8. Time to consolidate. Open the Juggalo Gate!
    4 points
  9. I don't really care about indie wrestling but Necro Butcher rules. A crazed redneck looking guy who skipped a few grades as a kid and is a history buff and and an ardent support of a fringe vegan presidential candidate who does garbage matches IS professional wrestling.I mean, I like Bret Hart or Dean Malenko as much as anyone else. But dudes like Sabu, Foley and Necro are why I love wrestling. LOVE. They make me question the purpose of life. Normal people spend their entire lives trying to avoid getting hurt. But those dudes embrace it. And Foley and Necro are also legitimately smart, well-spoken guys who should absolutely know better but don't. They go to places we'll never, ever go to. Garbage wrestling at its best is less car crash and more existentialist crisis.
    4 points
  10. Really?! People don't like the radio?! The radio is, by FAR, my favourite thing going: The Descendents, Queen, Phil Collins, Eddie Murphy ('Party All the Time' is SO good), Rick James, Johnny Cash, Johnny Paycheck, Amerie, Britney Spears, Hall and Oates, Bob Seger and Phil Fuckin' Collins! Seriously, I can just drive around for hours listening to the radio.
    4 points
  11. I guess I'm in the minority, I enjoyed this show a lot more than previous weeks. Orton's bizarre cackle DDT'ing RVD, Miz getting emasculated, the awesome Rhodes run-ins, and the main event. Logically it was stupid booking, but I thought the match was really fun. And I like the push the Usos seem to be getting out of this.
    3 points
  12. Triple H needed to stave off the mutiny for the short-term. He's been trying to play both sides. He'll uncover something for the long game but for tonight Shield had to bite the bullet and if you notice.. half of the guys in the match got their ass kicked earlier in the night and some others like Gabriel and Ryder are basically jobbers... Triple H gave The Shield a fighting chance..
    3 points
  13. I would rather go to a high school reunion than watch a Maynard-Diaz rematch. And I don't mean my own. Just walk into some random high school reunion and pretend to know everyone there.
    3 points
  14. ANOTHER INTERCEPTION. I'M FINISHED.
    3 points
  15. I like the fact that Goldust either snuck in or bought a ticket in full face-paint.
    2 points
  16. Especially if Dustin had worn the Goldust body suit with the mask.
    2 points
  17. Enough to really make me wish I was an NFL qb.
    2 points
  18. Honestly I think way too many people are biting on this "Walt's going back because of Grey Matter" thing. Walt's not going back because he saw that interview, he's going back because he blew his fucking cover calling his son. He can't stay in New Hampshire, and he'd been planning to go back and kill the Aryans from jump anyway, so now's as good a time as any. The Grey Matter interview was just a little added piss-off. The timeline people are reading into with the Gray Matter stuff is off. Walt went into the bar and called Walt Jr. knowing full well that he couldn't continue as "Mr. Lambert" after that, more than likely. I think he was *hoping* that it would go smoothly, but knew that best case scenario was it being figured out that he was in New Hampshire. After the call w/ Junior, Walt called the DEA, and left the phone off the hook. This was him giving himself up. That was pretty much the death of Walter White. When he sat down at the bar and saw the Schwartz', it reminded him of how he sold out part of a billion dollar company for $5000, and how Heisenberg had nothing left. The Schwartz' were stating that Gray Matter's success had nothing to do with Walt, and Heisenberg connected the dots that the blue meth being in circulation meant that the Aryans were profiting off of his innovation & hard work. Heisenberg is going back to Albuquerque to make sure that he gets credit for EVERYTHING. I do not think that Jesse even factors into what Heisenberg is doing.
    2 points
  19. Only a matter of time until I figured out how many "u"s in LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    2 points
  20. Please do not post the Manny Machado injury here You have been warned EDIT - Also don't go to Deadspin since they put it right out there for all to see and vomit over
    2 points
  21. The best part of that was the guy behind me trying to start a "Strength Through Peace" chant.
    2 points
  22. Oh, and behold the glory, over and over again: Yeah Gretchen, Walter White isn't out there anymore. And Charlie Rose, you're next.
    2 points
  23. Every time I see this photo I get the giggles because it looks like he's auditioning for American Idol. I picture him belting out "Girl on Fire" in a falsetto.
    2 points
  24. Part of the issue is that tastes changed and WWE gives people a lot more of what they want in 2013 than in 1999 or whenever and also that indy wrestling gives a lot less.
    2 points
  25. Pro wrestling is also Paul Jones looking like a smug tool. How was that guy ever a babyface? His face is almost as punchable as Miz's.
    2 points
  26. Necro's luggage got lost on the way to NYC once, so instead of going and buying or borrowing another wife beater from someone, he worked an ROH show in what he had on: Cargo Pants and a Dennis Kucinich for President 2008 t shirt. This alone would have been enough for him to win March Madness in most years. Also, if the Choose Death has the shoot I'm thinking of, he talks about getting knocked out in a match against Low Ki and coming to and thinking "I have no idea where I am, but there are a bunch of people staring at me and I'm pretty sure I'm in a fight".
    2 points
  27. There's also no Animal Steele in Savage/Steamboat. The flaws are abundant, it's been that way every year with THQ/Yukes. All they had to do was use the model of Shamrock from LAST FUCKING YEAR and put a ref shirt on him.
    2 points
  28. Just isn't gonna seem right having a generic WWE ref reffing the Austin/Hart match.
    2 points
  29. Fuck a statue, we all know where Cranston stands.
    2 points
  30. The Steelers being fucking awful is great, but too bad it has to be against the Bears thus rendering it a completely joyless experience.
    2 points
  31. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH VIKINGS YOU TURDS. GREEN BAY YOU SHITS. I WON'T EVEN HAVE JUICE LEFT TO SPLASH ON ROETHLISBERGER'S FACE AT THIS RATE.
    2 points
  32. Future note Never ever start Dwayne Bowe again Grr... Stupid Andy Reid
    2 points
  33. The pic that launched a thousand loads: Brother Ray taking Bass to Mouth.
    2 points
  34. Man, you know what TNA should do? Something that hasn't been done a hundred times before, a hundred times better already. Quit going back to an already empty well. The six-sided ring combined with the X-Division, a strong tag division, and a strong women's division at least gave them the perception that they were markedly different than WWE at the time. Right now they just look like a bootleg SmackDown with their confused blue branding, traditional four-sided ring, and all the focus on yet another tepid invasion angle with another tired heel authority figure angle on the horizon. They wanted him as a trainer. He didn't want to relocate to Florida. They hired Nick Dinsmore instead. Sin Cara's problems in WWE are 90% his own doing. He didn't want to go to developmental, he won't learn English, and he's clearly a bitch. He quit a match because he jammed a finger. I jam my fingers all the time. I jammed a finger this morning and I'm here, I'm typing stuff right now.
    2 points
  35. If you look at this from a SD! vs. RAW perspective (or I guess WWE 2K14 now) ..... Roman Reigns is like a solid 87. Ambrose and Rollins are probably in the 84 range. Daniel Bryan is like a 91 but what are the others? Probably all low to mid 70's (outside of RVD who was hurt).... Then you factor in their injuries... Ryder, Truth and Gabriel are like 68's.
    1 point
  36. Rewatching that final scene with the theme playing over it was unreal. Such a weird goofy theme yet it fits perfectly somehow.
    1 point
  37. WWE should have used that picture when Adnan was managing Slaughter.
    1 point
  38. Necro is a native of Morgantown, WV, and it is my understanding that he is back in the WV area now (married/dating a woman from that area). A small time two-bit carny worker from the Pittsburgh area that can no longer get booked by any of the legit promotions in that area started up his own promotion a few years ago running in PA south of Pitt. It is my understanding he lost his access to a PA license, so he recently started trying to run the Wheeling, WV area. So, this guy started advertising Necro for a show via youtube videos. Necro was actually in the videos promising "family friendly action", and that he "would be there". I guess when the show rolled around, the total attendance was 16, of which 8 were paid. The main event was a scheduled "8-man scramble", but only a total of SIX WRESTLERS showed up. I guess at the show it was announced that Necro had injured his leg, and he would be unable to compete, but that all proceeds from the show would go towards Necro's medical bills. Carny. As. Fuck.
    1 point
  39. Ox Baker's Kelly Clarkson tribute album would be a license to print money.
    1 point
  40. No, fuck that. They don't need to make any more episodes because they'll just fuck it up even more.
    1 point
  41. For Chuck To this day, thanks to THE LADY IN WHITE,* I freak out when I see someone sitting under a sheet** *At least I think it's LIW, can't bring myself to re-watch it **Which, thanks to my wife's sense of humor, is at least once a year.
    1 point
  42. The sad thing about Capolovalo was I knew what it was making fun of (8 1/2 and L'avventura and Bunuel). If it had a sad guy holding a dog while awaiting a train because he just lost his apartment, I would have lost my shit.
    1 point
  43. For 15 year old me there sure didn't need to be. Those were exciting times.
    1 point
  44. Jesus Christ, is this team capible of not playing like shit?
    1 point
  45. Damn. Talk about exposing the business...
    1 point
  46. Tis the season For skull-face comets Fa-a-la-la-la Ax to the brain ...................................... I come up with this stuff on the fly. It's one of my few forms of entertainment.
    1 point
  47. 1 point
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