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Boy, this new school of posters just....yecchhh.........

I really hate all of you

@RebySky: This wkend: Ric Flair accidentally walks into girls locker room & quickly closes the door, reopens & yells WOOO ! Then quickly closes again

Also known as: Life...all life.

Let's try this again.

Really, this is all the movie needs to be. 85 min of a talking racoon shooting anything that moves. And maybe 5 min of Groot. I smell money.

Pretty much the same thing that happens to every thread.

Fuck it I'm in. Go Raccoon.

On the plus side you keep significant amounts of brain cells active by avoiding them.

If Cena drops Nikki once the show is done, Vince will wipe his ass with what the Bellas think.

Man, my kahagas are sweating like crazy

Ban. "Cartwright?"

Brilliant:

Any chane that Wong Kar Wai's The Grandmaster will actually get a reasonably decent wide release in the US, meaning will I be able to go see this movie without having to trek 45 minutes across town to see it?

Man McDonalds totally missed the boat on a Ken Patera campaign like that.

Well we watch a lot of matches so we pick up on the selling. I have to sort of be convinced that a wrestler knows what he's doing when he does something and it's being done for a reason I feel is valid or else I'm going to look at a match more poorly. It's the difference between watching trained acrobatics and watching wrestling. If I wanted trained acrobatics I'd watch Cirque De Soleil. If i wanted real strikes, I'd watch MMA. I want the unique art form of pro wrestling and that, to me, is primarily about the psychology, structure, and narrative of a match.

How else will people learn about dead babies in Florida if they aren't watching Nancy Grace?

I'm not as high/low on CM Punk as everyone else, but you are clearly incorrect about this. I don't know that this actually happened, and considering the source, I'd bet it didn't.

That's kinda how wrestling is intended to be watched.

They are so bad, yet you keep talking about them.I don't like the Nolan Batman movies. But you know what, I don't go in that thread and ruin it for people who enjoy them.

I ride or die with Ziggy Sobotka and give zero fucks.

Also known as Sports...all sports.

Or, you know...have Punk get his skinny fat ass kicked terribly and actually be humbled and act like a fucking human being that needs to overcome adversity instead of an entitled twat Godmode sue that acts like he's above it all and easily dismisses every opponent and cuts promos where he calls himself "the best" 50 times. It's a character growth moment. Of course, since he got the upperhand right before the ppv, I'm pretty sure Brock's gonna snap his arm with a kimura.

Y'know what I was thinking after that really great promo where Cena brought the intensity and invoked Make-A-Wish, just the thing to drive his fans wild, and Bryan brought the intensity and invoked Japanese wrestling, just the thing to drive HIS fans wild, and Cena slapped Bryan and Bryan refused to slap Cena back and that sleepy Sacramento crowd had finally been woken up and was going nuts? I was thinking "I hope HHH comes out. That's what this needs."

Everyone is sleeping on JBL comparing Khali/Natalya to the Missing Link and Dark Journey.

Loving the Kirby and Steranko 2-page spreads. Here are some Kurt Russel movie posters by Chris Weston Escape From New York The Thing Big Trouble In Little China

I chuckled when Austin asked about his movie if it was gay porn and Nash either no sold or didn't catch it. The Bond. James Bond bit from the spring break show was funny too.

You're *SO* close to righteousness, though! And I can get closer to that righteousness by getting close to you! What's your address? I'll be there in a jiffy!

Nothing like announcing a set period for HGH testing.

Thanks to everyone for the kinds words. Actually had a mini-meltdown yesterday at work when a girl made a "your mother" joke for no reason. Everything hit me like a ton of bricks, but I called my mother and got a lot of shit off my plate. Cathartic.

Yeah but lots of people in real life have shitty punches too. Austin's at least were connecting most of the time.

Trying that thing out, I picked "Huge Crowd", "An American Football owner", and said my favorite color was red, and it told me I support Everton. So now I'm pretty sure one of you people programmed it.

I think you can only make this joke once every three months or so. You hit your quota already.

Maybe he will be seling spirit squad pictures too

I agree 100%. Steve doesn't need to wrestle again if he doesn't want to. So if he does, he's calling his own shot. And I think he's made pretty clear that would be Punk.

Cena and Bryan off TV for a month while they focus the show on Randy Orton? Do you want this company to go bankrupt or something?

Ewwwwww you're a mark. Get it away get it away!

The Usos are really, really good and that might have been Cena's best promo ever.

Chris Hero has the ring gear fashion sense that Shawn Michaels has for regular clothes

Holy fucking God, in a week that features a UFC PPV, the G1 climax and a SHIT TON of good wrestling on TV, Bryan and Sempervive spent 30 MINUTES discussing Total Divas at the top of the show. What the fucking fuck????

Jesus, what did Lawler just whisper to that poor guy?