I’d so be pitching Mr. McMahon coming out every week making increasingly shorter weirder announcements:

“Tonight, select t-shirts are 30% off wwe https://t.co/fhfm4geGS3! Thank you!”

“Technically speaking Curtis Axel was never eliminated from the 2015 Royal Rumble! Good night!” https://t.co/iH6WciIsOc

— Brian Gewirtz (@bfg728) June 21, 2022