KRATOS: boy. translate these runes
ATREUS: they say "updog," father
KRATOS: what do you know of this creature?
ATREUS: what creature?
KRATOS: "updog," boy! what is "updog?!"
ATREUS: not much, father. what is up with you?
KRATOS: *eyes narrowing* i will stay alert for this "updog"

— 20XX (@TheYear20XX) April 23, 2018