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Dynamite - 8/31/2022


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4 hours ago, Matt D said:

No matter how the segment ends, Moxley coming out saying he wants to defend the title in the ladder match against as many people as possible feels kind of like his character's direction.

You're not wrong, but seeing as I've loathed every single Multi-man Casino Royale Ladder match I can think of, I will remain hoping for the Punk-Mox rematch. On the otherhand, I dream of a day where Tony himself, yelling into the mic, voice cracking, makes the most special announcement of all: 'No more Casino Royale Ladder matches ever!' Totally stoked for each of the three bouts this eve - Hager-Danielson is very intriguing. Hoping the angles going into the PPV are hot and not 'cringey' as they say. Ishii-Kingston on the pre-show? That'd actually be a bigger reason to buy the PPV than any of the (mostly terrific) matches announced.

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Between this and the ladder match participants, I take back every slanderous word I've said about Khan. This, of course, is me thinking about the ladder matches in my head rather than the sloppy, disjointed mess of a match they usually turn out to be in AEW. But this match should rock. Rush can throw one of the young'uns around into the guardrails like he did Blake Christian.

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I'm once again going to be watching in a hotel room (hopefully for the next to last time in 2022), but I did buy myself some beers to enjoy during the show since it's no longer 110 degrees in Texas. Expecting a very good, stiff women's tag team match, a super spotfest trios match, Danielson doing his damnedest to make me care about a Hager match, and Rush playing base for a bunch of flyers when he's not kicking the shit out of them.

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2 minutes ago, Dog said:

Fuck road reports; do a beer report.

I still have to wake up at 6 am, work for 5-6 hours, then drive 4 hours to a different hotel for Friday's project area, so I'll be only enjoying a couple. But next AEW event in Austin I will combine beer and road report.

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All right!  It's time to watch Dynamite.  It's Billy Zoom and X!  MOX turns heel in Chicago!  I assume Punk is coming out.  MOX leaves an open contract in the ring!  WHO WILL IT BE?  You know who it will be. Jericho kinda quotes Merlin from EXCALIBUR,  "A dream to some,  A NIGHTMARE TO OTHERS!"  Jericho quotes WAR Wrestle and Romance!  Daniel Garcia continues to be a part of Jericho's booking island.  The love affair between Excalibur and Lord Regal continues!  The American Dragon!  Secret Wrestling Machine Jake Hagar!  Hagar puts Daneilson through a table!  Hagar beats the crap out of the Dragon!  Jericho's plan is working!  In Picture in picture, Hagar continues to pummel Danielson.   The crowd seems to be backing Danielson's STRUGGLE to escape the horror of Jake Hagar's old school heel offense.  The picture ENBIGGENS!  Dragon does a SUWA dropkick off the top and starts beating on Hagar!  They do a SWEET section of submissions and hammering on each other that just keeps going.  That was awesome.  UNBELIEVABLY, Jake Hagar and Bryan Danielson channels BattlARTS!  And it RULES!  Daniel Garcia isn't helpful when the JAS attacks Danielson postmatch!  I await amazing promos from Daddy Magic when they get around to having a feud with Claudio and Yuta.  PRETTY PETER AVALON!  WEDNESDAY WILL BE WINGMEN WEDNESDAY!  Oh no!  W Morrisey is here to ruin Wingmen Wednesday!  Stokely is assembling a strange group of wrestling dudes and gals.  BRUV!  BRUV!  DON CALLIS!  YES!  BRUV! BRUV!  BRUV!   D! M! D!  Jamie Hayter!  Toni Storm and Hakaru Shida are walking with purpose.  Hayter takes a Shida Rana like a fucking PSYCHO.  They are shining up our babyfaces early!  Toni assumes the role of our babyface taking a beating, not unlike a female Ricky Morton.  Man, they are rag-dolling Storm.  Jamie Hayter is a total ass stomper.  I'm wondering if they will pull a wildcard and put the belt on Shida?  They should have all four of these women hold the belt before unifying it with Rosa's belt.  Jesus, Shida is fucking laying it in!  Hayter hits the double suplex!  WRECKED EM!  DDT TO THE FLOOR!  SHIDA WITH A SPINNING THRUSTING CRESCENT KICK FOR THE WIN!  Man, that was a fun SPRINT~!  Okay, I guess Shida isn't winning it since she won it tonight.  Or maybe Tony Khan will follow HHH's booking lead on their women's tag straps and SWERVE the rubes by putting the strap on the unobvious choice!  HHH! HHH! HHH!  TONY KHAN? TONY KHAN?  CM PUNK BODYSHAMING!  Ace Steele channels ARN ANDERSON!  This is fucking GREAT!  HE IS CHICAGO!  That was fucking great.  Wardlow and FTR make a cameo appearance before destroying the Motor City Machine Guns.  The MCMGs are so LITTLE!  Poor little guys.  MOX turns SUPERHEEL!  Evil Uno is going to be HANGMAN UNDER A MASK! I can TASTE it!  YES!  So I guess they are giving the six man 25ish minutes?  Rey Fenix is totally fucking insane.  This is LOT of high spots!  It is a WCW Lucha match from 1997!  In picture in picture, RUSH mauls everyone.  YUTA wins with his preposterous Lucha Libre roll up!  I love how fast the AEW graphics got the Hangman Joining Dark Order up!  I see that Daniel Garcia is winning the ROH Pure title next week.  BRUV! BRUV! Aussie open!  Kenny fucking Omega!  The Young Bucks!  I can't IMAGINE how insane this match is going to be.  OOOOH!  This is going to be insane.  Omega versus Ospreay already.  OH MAN!  The HEAT is through the ROOF for Kenny/Ospreay.  Ospreay with a lunatic ENORMOUS Plancha.  On picture in picture, they DON'T pull up a chinlock.  Oh man, even in the tiny screen you can FEEL the hate between Omega and Ospreay,  So fucking good.  This match is fucking crazy.  Oh man.  Kenny Omega is so fucking great.  GREAT fucking Superplex by Aussie Open.  Ospreay is trying to CRIPPLE KENNY OMEGA!  Oh man, that singles match is going to be MONEY.  Omega is great taking a thorough ass beating.  United Empire are TOTAL Four Horsemen beating on Omega.  This match is fucking INSANE.  That match was LUDICRUS. That was the greatest Dragon Gate match EVER.  So fucking great.  KENNY OMEGA VERSUS WILL OSPREAY NOW!  Man, AEW RULES THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD!

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