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Impact Wrestling Spoilers for 9/8/22 - Lone Star Stampede


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*Taped for BTI: Crazzy Steve (w/ Black Taurus) def. Shane Taylor (8:18) after the Diving DDT

Impact Wrestling - Airing September 8, 2022 from Dallas, TX

*Aussie Open (Mark Davis & Kyle Fletcher) def. Bullet Club (Ace Austin & Chris Bey) (7:12) when Davis pinned Bey

*Mickie James def. Raychell Rose (3:12) after the Mickie DDT.

*Yuya Uemura def. Kenny King (13:12) with a flying cross body after Mia Yim interfered to prevent King from cheating.

*Chelsea Green (w/ Deonna Purrazzo) def. Taya Valkyrie (w/ Rosemary & JesSICKa (6:22) with the Unprettier after using an eye poke while the ref was distracted with Jessicka.

*Brian Myers(c) def. Bhupinder Ghujjar via DQ (10:02) to retain the Digital Media Championship after Ghujjar hit Myers with the title. After the match, Bhupinder again leaves with the title.

*Eddie Edwards def. Heath (12:32) with the Boston Knee Party after using a low blow while the referee was distracted by Mike Bennett. After the match, Eddie calls out Josh Alexander to try to recruit him to Honor No More but Josh refuses and they get in to a brawl. Honor No More come out for the beatdown. Rich Swann tries to make the save but Honor No More beat down Josh, Swann, and Heath.

*(Post-show dark) Josh Alexander, Rich Swann, Heath, & Sami Callihan def. Honor No More (Matt Taven, MIke Bennett, Eddie Edwards, & Kenny King) when Josh forced Taven to submit

 

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Hey!  Shane Taylor is on this!  Taylor vs Bryan Keith is my indie match of the year.  I doubt he will be allowed to lay it in like that with Crazzy Steve.  Either way, SHANE TAYLOR!

EDIT:  THIS MATCH IS FUCKING GREAT!  I'm guessing Shane Taylor said, "I'm REALLY going to lay it in."  Crazzy Steve was like, "Sure!"

 

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I'm a little late.  I had to watch UVa and U of R play some football.  Both looked pretty good.  HOLY SHIT!  FUCKIN AUSSIE OPEN!  Versus CHRIS BEY AND ACE AUSTIN!  What a time to be a wrestling fan!  Aussie Open is great early making Austin look like a million bucks and then Chris Bey hits a Tope Con Hilo!   Who is more athletic- Bey or Austin?  They are both complete freaks.  Aussie Open are the Best Possible ASS BOYS as they bump like total weirdos for the Bullet Club -especially when Austin hits a fucking BEAUTIFUL variation on a Flying Space Tiger Drop.  Aussie Open finally cut them off and hit their wacky finisher!  That was truly fun.  Aussie Open is so fucking good.  Bey and Austin are so fucking good.  Mickie James  has many tassels so she is awesome!  Hey!  It's RAYCHELL ROSE!  She is the Queen of Houston!  This should be good.  Rose gets in a bunch of stuff before James starts busting her up.  That was good.  Someone should sign Raychell Rose.  MLW? NWA?  She's prolly not physical enough to be a KnockOut.  She can wrestle.  Maybe the queen of Dark Elevation.  AWESOME! YUYA UEMURA!  Versus Kenny King!  Kenny King is completely awesome.  IMPACT! is fucking WILD tonight.  POWERDRIVER!  Because Yuya IS Japanese.  Kenny King is Dean Malenko and Yuya is Rey Misterio, Jr.  Nice dropkick by Yuya as King is reeling him in early and letting him get in a giant wad of offense.  Yuya is spunky and filled with FIGHTING SPIRIT!  Great Spinebuster by King.  DRAGON SUPLEX INTO A TIGER DRIVER by Kenny King!  FOR TWO!  Mia Yim CHEATS!  Yuya Uemura hits a Flying Crossbody Block from the top!  FOR THE WIN!  Sooooo Kenny King versus Keith Lee?  Hey! Chelsea Green versus Taya Valkyrie! JesSICKa is sporting her Battle Coat!  Taya is a blueprint KnockOut, created in a Gail Kim laboratory.  Green isn't quite physical enough to really work the house style but she is such a superstar.  Taya beats the fudge out of Green and Green sells the ass beating like a champ.  SWEET Blue Thunder Bomb FOR TWO!  This match is great.  Stomping of Greens face into the mat FOR TWO!  Deonna Purrazzo CHEATS!  Rosemary CRUSHES Purrazzo with a running Lariat!  JesSICKA distracts the ref!  STUFF HAPPENS!  Chelsea Green STEALS A WIN!  That was good.  Taya Valkyrie is completely awesome!  Awesome!   The Konosuke Takeshita of IMPACT!, Bhupinder Gujjar!  It's the highly underrated Brian Myers!  This should be good.  Gujjar looks better every time he shows up.  This is good.  Crappy finish!  Gujjar steals the title again!  it's Eddie Edwards!  It's Heath!  Edwards is mostly NOAH.  Heath is mostly WWE.  That's not really a style clash.  Kenny Omega is mostly New Japan and DDT.  Brian Danielson is mostly ROH and WWE.  THUS this is more of US Pro Style match where Heath sets up his spots and sells a heel ass beating by Edwards.  If this was an Edwards match it would be a NOAH match where whoever hits the biggest finishers wins.   Heath hits a really nice Black Cat DDT.  Mike Bennett runs in!  It ISN'T a DQ?  Edwards makes with a lowblow and a Boston Knee Party for the win!  That was good.  Edwards is handling... bigger.... business? He is handling Josh Alexander's BIG BUSINESS!  Ah, IMPACT! goes out this week with shouty community theater!  Alexander does very NOAH high angle German Suplexes on Edwards!  Honor No More beats the crud out of Josh Alexander, Heath and Rick Swann!  IMPACT! is fucking awesome.

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Pretty fun show. Cool to see Aussie Open, they would fit well in Impact. Same with Shane Taylor on BTI. Loved seeing Raychell Rose but wish she got a bit more time, she regularly comes off like a total star on the indys. Yuya/King was great with a good amount of time and a nice showcase for Uemura, another guy that would do well sticking around in Impact. Chelsea/Taya was good while it lasted. Myers/Bhupinder has been a fun feud, looking forward to their ladder match blowoff now. Laughed out loud at Myers asking D'Amore if he thinks he's the digital media champion now cause he took the title away from him. Solid main event from Eddie and Heath to close the show.

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