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All Out IV - 9/4/2022


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obviously it's a very serious decision or else it would have leaked out already because the reputation is that no wrestlers can keep a secret

i'm getting ready for a Casino Battle Royal tournament to determine the new champion

8 battle royals, the 8 winners then face each other in another battle royal to determine the champion

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Tony needs to start telling all these wrestlers different stories and see what news breaks to find the rats!

Seriously though these wrestling insider dudes act like everyone is talking. I’m sure we would all laugh if we knew the real sources for some of this shit.  Like, what if these goofs are all talking to The Wingmen?

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3 minutes ago, Jrag said:

Tony needs to start telling all these wrestlers different stories and see what news breaks to find the rats!

With the current level of disarray, this probably results in like Luchasaurus and *throws dart* QT Marshall holding one another at gunpoint on a rooftop like it's the climax of The Departed.

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5 minutes ago, Cobra Commander said:

obviously it's a very serious decision or else it would have leaked out already because the reputation is that no wrestlers can keep a secret

i'm getting ready for a Casino Battle Royal tournament to determine the new champion

8 battle royals, the 8 winners then face each other in another battle royal to determine the champion

Only problem is they killed the Casino Battle Royale match on Sunday.

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7 minutes ago, Cobra Commander said:

obviously it's a very serious decision or else it would have leaked out already because the reputation is that no wrestlers can keep a secret

i'm getting ready for a Casino Battle Royal tournament to determine the new champion

8 battle royals, the 8 winners then face each other in another battle royal to determine the champion

*interim champion

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5 minutes ago, Octopus said:

Jokes and fun aside, the craziness of all this has been fascinating to follow. But my personal enjoyment of the company has dropped quite a bit over the past few months. This saddens me. 

Yep

If we’re makin movies (baybeth), then now we’re makin movies about makin movies. And those all suck.

Except UHF. UHF is the shit.

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6 minutes ago, Octopus said:

Jokes and fun aside, the craziness of all this has been fascinating to follow. But my personal enjoyment of the company has dropped quite a bit over the past few months. This saddens me. 

The optimist in me thinks this could be a good opportunity for AEW to do some soul searching about their direction and re-focus the company,  but I'm not holding my breath.

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Also, if you are going to have a live press conference, you should probably have a PR person at the ready to shut things down if they break down. It’s fine if it is a mostly scripted kayfabe thing to not have someone there but they apparently were not going for that to start with. 

This dude’s family owns sports teams. They should know that.

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9 minutes ago, For Great Justice said:

Yep

If we’re makin movies (baybeth), then now we’re makin movies about makin movies. And those all suck.

Except UHF. UHF is the shit.

Obviously we need

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to fundraise and get help from someone that a billionaire gave a rare coin to accidentally in order to get our love for wrestling back.

I think @Octopus should be the one to scream "WE DID IT WRESTLING IS OURS!!!" once we succeed at the end.

 

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10 minutes ago, Stefanie Without Stefanie said:

Obviously we need

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to fundraise and get help from someone that a billionaire gave a rare coin to accidentally in order to get our love for wrestling back.

I think @Octopus should be the one to scream "WE DID IT WRESTLING IS OURS!!!" once we succeed at the end.

 

Do not convince @Octopusto “put on a show.”

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1 hour ago, Log said:

Whatever happens, if they decide to address it on Dynamite, just please god do not have TK do it. Get one of your professional talkers to do it. 

Eddie Kingston doing damage control like he did after the exploding barb wire massacre/sparkler fiasco

 

Please and thank you ?

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34 minutes ago, For Great Justice said:

Yep

If we’re makin movies (baybeth), then now we’re makin movies about makin movies. And those all suck.

Except UHF. UHF is the shit.

guess there's inconvenient laws factoring into this but sorta surprising that no wrestling promotions have tried holding telethons to 'save' their promotion

some indy promotions stick to rigging raffles instead

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1 hour ago, Matt D said:

I appreciate Tim in this thread and how he's holding up to his convictions, an island unto himself.

Let's do an old fashioned DVDVR wager. My gut says that Punk's gone either due to being fired or by choice. Yours says that Punk is just going to get suspended or less and cooler heads will prevail.

Loser reviews three matches of the winner's choosing?

 

You’re on. My hope is that I don’t drive away the Segunda Caida faithful away with my choices. 

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16 hours ago, A_K said:

For those bewildered  why Punk ranted about Cabana with no provocation (he brought the topic up), let me help you out .. it is because it is a work

For those bewildered why mild-mannered, bookish Kenny Omega who has been on the shelf with a series of serious injuries would be involved in backstage assault felonies within weeks of his return, let me help you out .. it is because it is a work

For those bewildered why a backstage producer who became a storyline character last week is suddenly committing assault felonies, let me help you out .. it is because it is a work

For those bewildered why Colt Cabana (who previously had 3 Dynamite appearances in 12 months, and is the preserve of Dark/Elevation) is being framed as being "fired" when he is storyline-assigned to 'ROH' and likely gets more TV time than he did before, let me help you out .. it is because it is a work

For those bewildered why Tony Khan is leaving voicemails on MJFs phone that are then used in AEW-manufactured, AEW-ring entrances, let me help you out .. it is because it is a work

For those bewildered why CM Punk came back to the company looking fresh, put together & overly sweet buying people ice cream, is now propped up with a shaggy beard over a mound of fast food cursing every other word, let me help you out .. it is because it is a work

Come on people - get it together here - some of you have gone absolutely mad. You must have been having heart attacks when Bearer stole the urn ?

If it's a work,  then work me then. They are professional wrestlers let them have me question whether or not this is a shoot.

 

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11 minutes ago, Cobra Commander said:

guess there's inconvenient laws factoring into this but sorta surprising that no wrestling promotions have tried holding telethons to 'save' their promotion

some indy promotions stick to rigging raffles instead

KAYFABE, GOD DAMN.

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