The Green Meanie 1,592 Posted November 25, 2013 4. Houston (Undertaker, Steve Austin, Hernandez, Harlem/Houston Heat) How close is Silsbee to Houston? Mark Henry may be eligible. We're the closest major city to Silsbee, so he counts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattdangerously 6,167 Posted November 25, 2013 Its just over 100 miles. I'd say that's close enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JonnyLaw 2,707 Posted November 25, 2013 If we're ignoring the whole "city they were billed from" rule from the original post, Asheville is 100 miles from Charlotte, so throw Edge onto Team Charlotte with Flair and JYD. Ellerbe, NC is also within 100 miles of Charlotte. Why is that important? It's where Andre the Giant retired. He's on Team Charlotte now too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fat Spanish Waiter 2,639 Posted November 25, 2013 You know you're shit when you're ignoring rules to pump up your terrible team. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RolandTHTG 2,466 Posted November 25, 2013 Team Australia to provide cannon fodder for the prelim matches would probably be Bill Dundee, Orlando Jordan (living here permanently now), The Bushwhackers (referred as here rather than NZ during WWF run) and Outback Jack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JonnyLaw 2,707 Posted November 25, 2013 No team with Flair and JYD is a terrible team. I could throw Evan Karagias and WCW era Jaime Knoble on the team and they'd still be awesome.Also, nice to know Austraila is now a city. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BobbyWhioux 2,268 Posted November 25, 2013 Dallas/Ft. Worth could be comprised entirely of Von Erichs, couldn't it? If we're doing kayfabe hometowns I imagine San Francisco would be comprised entirely of guys working the heel Gay Guy gimmick. And Brutus Beefcake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tromatagon 8,098 Posted November 25, 2013 "Listen to the crowd chanting for Brutus Beefcake, from San Francisco, California!" - Jesse Ventura, during a Genius/Beefcake match where the audience started chanting faggot at Genius Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RolandTHTG 2,466 Posted November 25, 2013 No team with Flair and JYD is a terrible team. I could throw Evan Karagias and WCW era Jaime Knoble on the team and they'd still be awesome.Also, nice to know Austraila is now a city. And Team Samoa is? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRGoldman 2,093 Posted November 25, 2013 Team Australia would be Bill Dundee, Al Costello and Roy Heffernan, and Nathan Jones. Maybe sub out Jones for Johnathan Boyd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
