The Green Meanie Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 4. Houston (Undertaker, Steve Austin, Hernandez, Harlem/Houston Heat) How close is Silsbee to Houston? Mark Henry may be eligible. We're the closest major city to Silsbee, so he counts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Its just over 100 miles. I'd say that's close enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLaw Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 If we're ignoring the whole "city they were billed from" rule from the original post, Asheville is 100 miles from Charlotte, so throw Edge onto Team Charlotte with Flair and JYD. Ellerbe, NC is also within 100 miles of Charlotte. Why is that important? It's where Andre the Giant retired. He's on Team Charlotte now too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 You know you're shit when you're ignoring rules to pump up your terrible team. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Team Australia to provide cannon fodder for the prelim matches would probably be Bill Dundee, Orlando Jordan (living here permanently now), The Bushwhackers (referred as here rather than NZ during WWF run) and Outback Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLaw Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 No team with Flair and JYD is a terrible team. I could throw Evan Karagias and WCW era Jaime Knoble on the team and they'd still be awesome. Also, nice to know Austraila is now a city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyWhioux Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Dallas/Ft. Worth could be comprised entirely of Von Erichs, couldn't it? If we're doing kayfabe hometowns I imagine San Francisco would be comprised entirely of guys working the heel Gay Guy gimmick. And Brutus Beefcake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 "Listen to the crowd chanting for Brutus Beefcake, from San Francisco, California!" - Jesse Ventura, during a Genius/Beefcake match where the audience started chanting faggot at Genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 No team with Flair and JYD is a terrible team. I could throw Evan Karagias and WCW era Jaime Knoble on the team and they'd still be awesome. Also, nice to know Austraila is now a city. And Team Samoa is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRGoldman Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Team Australia would be Bill Dundee, Al Costello and Roy Heffernan, and Nathan Jones. Maybe sub out Jones for Johnathan Boyd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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