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Impact Wrestling Spoilers for 4/28/22 - Poughkeepsie, NY


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*Taped for BTI: Vincent def. Crazzy Steve (9:41) after the Redrum swanton

Impact Wrestling - Airing April 28, 2022 from Poughkeepsie, NY

*Violent by Design promo is interrupted by Heath & Rhino and then the Briscoes, setting up a match between the two teams..

*The Briscoes (Jay & Mark Briscoe) def. Heath & Rhino (11:07) when Mark pinned Rhino after the Froggy Bow to become #1 contenders to the tag team titles.

*Bhupinder Gujjar def. VSK (4:27) after the 2nd rope Spear. After the match, Shera laid out VSK and got in to it with Gujjar while Raj Singh held them apart.

*Honor No More (Eddie Edwards, Matt Taven, & Mike Bennett w/ Maria Kanellis & Kenny King) def. Speedball Mike Bailey & The Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin) (11:24) when Bennett pinned Bailey after Eddie used the Die Hard Driver. After the match, Bullet Club (Jay White, Chris Bey, & The Good Brothers) confront Honor No More on their way up the ramp for a brawl.

*New AAA Champ Taya Valkyire came to the ring for a promo. Deonna Purrazzo interrupted to attack until Decay (Rosemary & Havok) make the save, leading them in to a tag team match..

*Decay (Havok & Rosemary) def. Tasha Steelz & Savannah Evans (6:13) when Havok pinned Savannah after a backbreaker/spear double team.

*Josh Alexander(c) def. Moose (17:19) after the C4 Spike to retain the Impact Worlds Heavyweight Championship. After the match, Tomohiro Ishii comes out and goes face to face with Josh as the main event of Under Siege next Saturday.

 

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Crazzy Steve and Vincent is pretty good and it feels like this match goes on and on and on, but in a perfectly fine way

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Crazzy Steve can't catch a break.  Poor Crazzy Steve.....

 

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Solid show that went by quick. the Briscoes are a great addition of course. Another good Josh/Moose main event. Stuff getting set up quick for Under Siege but it looks good so far as does next week's lineup. Enjoyed the Taya/Deonna feud continuing leading in to Rosemary/Taya reunion leading in to the tag match. Josh/Ishii shall be epic. 

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Thursday is a LOT of wrestling between IMPACT!, New Japan, and MLW.  Violent By Design are STILL your placeholder tag champions!  Who will beat them and get a regular title run?  If IMPACT! were booked to WIN this, it would be Jay White and Chris Bey.  OR MAYBE THE BRISCOES!  Yeah, if you can put the belts on the fucking Briscoes, you put the fucking belts on the fucking Briscoes.  Awesome!  Briscoes versus Rhino and Heath, winners (I'm assuming the Briscoes) get a shot at the belts.This match is fucking great because the Briscoes are fucking great.  Heath wrestles the body of the match because Rhino is so broken down.  Rhino with a nerve pinch.  Mark is so fun as a house afire.  Mark with an Elbow Drop for the win!  I see they are saving their other myriad of finishers as they climb the ladder to win the belts.  Or maybe they will just win it at the next PPV.  I'm hoping we get the Briscoes vs Willie Mack and Rich Swann and ESPECIALLY the Briscoes versus Jay White and Chris Bey.  Hell, I would be up for the Briscoes vs Black Taurus and Crazzy Steve.  The sky is the limit.  Bhupinder Gujjar looks impressive versus VSK, the poor man's Tony Nese (good wrestler, less abs). Gujjar hits a Big Boy Pescada!  VSK is sporting the budding Cash Wheeler mullet.  Gujjar is all lanky like the Indian Barry Windham.  VSK wanders into Gujjar's second rope spear!  Sheera and Gujjar are two very large Indian dudes and they should have a fun match.  Mike Bailey is STILL a total weirdo on IMPACT!  Yes.  He is SOLID GOLD.  Awesome!  Bailey and the MCMGs take on Mike Bennett, Matt Taven and fucking Eddie Edwards.  All this match needs is Kenny King.  Bailey brings the crazy to the start of the match and Eddie Edwards does an out of control tope to match Bailey's crazy.  Bailey is immediate face in peril and one can totally forget that anyone else is in the match on either side.  But Chris Sabin tags in and he and Eddie Edwards are MAGIC.  Nice Missile Dropkick by MAtt Taven.  Bennett and Edwards and the Motor City Machine Guns go at like they have been wrestling each other off and on for 15 years and it is great.  Bailey and Mike Bennett opt to beat the crap out of each other and Mike Bailey is the best thing in US wrestling who isn't a member of the Blackpool Combat Club.  Oh man, this match is fun.  Bailey is the best Motor City Machine Gun EVER!  A very complex finish leads to the match any right thinking person would want to see-  Eddie Edwards vs Mike Bailey.  Eddie Edwards reminds you that he is present by crushing Bailey with a Muscle Buster.  THEN the Bullet Club attacks Honor No More leading to the match that all right thinking people would want to see- Eddie Edwards vs Jay White.  BOOK IT, D''AMORE!   Man, IMPACT! is just super loaded lately as Taya Valkyrie comes to the ring. Deonna Purrazzo rips her arm off her body!  Rosemary and Havok and Tasha Steels and Savannah Evans have a match where Tasha Steelz had an injury scare (she was fine later, according to her Twitter)  and she guts it out. Savannah Evens will lay it in.   Decay wins in impressive fashion, which is good because Decay is usually a very middling tag team.  Allright, ANOTHER Jonah vs PCO match next week.  Josh Alexander defends the title against the astoundingly underrated Moose.  Moose kills Alexander early.  Alexander FIRES BACK but Moose cuts him off and beats on him a while and then hits a Powerbomb on the apron and that HAD to suck.  Moose is such a magnificent physical specimen.  It makes everything he does look painful and dynamic.  After a really long HEAT  SEGMENT~!, Alexander goes on offense, starting with a Sharpshooter.  Moose powers out of a C4 attempt and Alexander finally matches Moose's stiffness when they trade elbows.  Moose counters an ankle lock and we should now acknowledge that IMPACT! has the best commentators in wrestling.  Moose hits a Uranagi and NASTY Powerbomb into the top turnbuckle.  Alexander counters out of finishing Powerbomb  with a STIFF forearm and hits a Powerbomb and THEN hits the Best Piledriver In Wrestling and RETAINS!  Moose is awesome.  Josh Alexander is AWESOME.  That match was fucking great.  TOMOHIRO ISHII SHOWS UP AND CHALLENGES JOSH ALEXANDER FOR THE BELT.  HOLY SHIT!  GREATEST IMPACT EPISODE EVER!

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I don't like for Ishii to lose but I approve of him using his Stone Cold Pitbull reputation to put over guys like Josh Alexander and Adam Cole in different feds.  It is like every other wrestling promotion on earth is using the Forbidden Door to rally against WWE Closed Portal Universe bullshit.

Ishii better get his wins back sometime soon.  I am just sayin'.

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