Craig H Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 Pepperoni, jalapeno, and fresh basil is my jam when we make homemade pizza. I top it with fresh jalapeno slices that get nice and broiled. Pizza places that have a jalapenos as a topping use the cheap ass jarred/pickled jalapenos and charge $2 for them, which is about $.50 more than the jar itself. And while I may not like green or black olives at all, there's a pizza at this place on Lake Michigan that tops their pizza with pepperoni, italian sausage, salami, green olives, basil, and sharp cheddar cheese around the crust. They broil the top of it at the end so the green olives get this nice crispiness and the brineyness of the olives goes perfectly with the sweetness of the basil and the saltiness of the meat on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 One time at an old job someone asked me and a few others if we wanted to pitch money in for a pizza for lunch. Sure. An hour later a small, practically personal, seafood pizza was delivered that only he ate. It may have cost less than the amount I put in for it. And he was one of the least aggravating people there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 2 minutes ago, Stefanie the Human said: My favorite pizza is mushroom, pineapple, and jalapeno. If people don't like it, they don't have to share a pizza with me. I mean, your pizza topping choices are a) what you enjoy and b) almost sure to mean that you get the whole pizza to yourself, so I feel like you and your taste buds have hit upon the ultimate win-win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 And I don't like pineapple on pizza, but I don't hate it. It's plain ham that I detest more than anything unless it's deli sliced on a sub. Pineapple also interacts with an antidepressant or Xanax and makes me feel really, really weird for the next few hours. I can't even describe the feeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eivion Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 Pepperoni, meatball, and mushrooms. I'm pretty simple as far a favorite topping go. 3 hours ago, paintedbynumbers said: anyone try the new spicy Pizza hut one? Is it trash or treasure? Neither, its alright. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 Salvatore Sincere gets over as a lower mid-card gimmick as a stereotypical Italian pizzamaker who pretends to be okay with people's choices of topping, but makes fun of them behind their back for liking Canadian bacon and olives or what-the-fuck-ever. Also, it's mid-'90s WWF, so instead of attacking guys with pizza cutters, he attacks them with a giant side of salami. A Sincere/TL Hopper feud because Hopper clogged up Sincere's dressing room toilet after eating a full Meat Lover's XL pizza and refused to plunge it would be, well, not money, but better than whatever else those dudes were doing in 1996. 2 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 (edited) Between the end of last month and the two threads this month you guys sure went all over the place and then some. It's almost like "The Breakfast Club" where they're arguing and crying one scene then randomly dance the next. So...um...wrestling. I guess to tie into it I'm almost surprised there wasn't a skit where somebody had pizza then had hardcore bowel issues in the ring. Figured that would have happened on Raw at one point but they had enough fucked up stuff going on. And yeah, if I get pizza with my wife we go basic with pepperoni and sausage. If it's for me then I'll do any topping imaginable including pineapple. Really depends on the mood and the offerings around. Though if there's a good stuffed pizza on the menu that'll be my go-to slice. Italian Sensation does a pretty damn good one with cheesesteak inside. Edited February 3, 2022 by NikoBaltimore 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, Zakk_Sabbath said: Someone on Reddit did a great Photoshop after the Gunther debacle where they had turned Tommasso Ciampa into a pizza chef as a play on his Italian heritage Quote Dressed in a sauce-spattered white apron and tall chef’s hat, Ciampa then grabbed the microphone and declared: “My name is Luigi Pepperoni and I’m one spicy meat-a-ball!” Fans at ringside said that, as Ciampa uttered the words, there was a haunting vacancy in his eyes and a single tear rolled down his cheek. https://www.kayfabenews.com/tommaso-ciampa-makes-main-roster-debut-as-crazy-luigi-pepperoni/ Edited February 3, 2022 by Dog 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 Pair him with Tony D'Angelo and you've got practically the full Italian stereotype. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintedbynumbers Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 1 hour ago, SirSmellingtonofCascadia said: Salvatore Sincere gets over as a lower mid-card gimmick as a stereotypical Italian pizzamaker who pretends to be okay with people's choices of topping, but makes fun of them behind their back for liking Canadian bacon and olives or what-the-fuck-ever. Also, it's mid-'90s WWF, so instead of attacking guys with pizza cutters, he attacks them with a giant side of salami. A Sincere/TL Hopper feud because Hopper clogged up Sincere's dressing room toilet after eating a full Meat Lover's XL pizza and refused to plunge it would be, well, not money, but better than whatever else those dudes were doing in 1996. I could hear Vince now during a 95 Superstars squash. "Look at him!! He's beating him with... He's beating him with his meat!!!!!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiztor Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 (edited) whoever (both@Wyld Samurai & @matt925 ) mentioned the pepperoni+pineapple+jalapeno combination is right. the perfect balance of all flavors. the sweet tanginess of the pineapple complements the spiciness of the jalapeno perfectly. and pepperoni is of course the GOAT pizza topping. my next go-to is an alfredo based sauce with pepperoni and grilled chicken. Edited February 3, 2022 by twiztor added props 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 That's it @Dog!!! I completely forgot about the name change. Good looks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 When Impact did the 1983 throwback episode, Rich Swann had a Pizza gimmick. His name was ‘Rapid Delivery’ Pete Zar. In Bizarro Lucha there is a stable called the Saturday Morning Action Adventure Crew, one of whom was a cat who liked Pizza, called Pizza Cat. She had to retire and was replaced by Pizza Cat junior. (The original was Shotzi Blackheart, and when she got signed she gave the gimmick to Billie Starkz). 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 5 minutes ago, AxB said: When Impact did the 1983 throwback episode, Rich Swann had a Pizza gimmick. His name was ‘Rapid Delivery’ Pete Zar. In Bizarro Lucha there is a stable called the Saturday Morning Action Adventure Crew, one of whom was a cat who liked Pizza, called Pizza Cat. She had to retire and was replaced by Pizza Cat junior. (The original was Shotzi Blackheart, and when she got signed she gave the gimmick to Billie Starkz). Rapid Delivery Rory Fox is such an all time good bad name, and it's such a gift we all got to see Les come up with it on MTV. Great shout by Swann 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fartsauce Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 I came here today looking for fantastic message board action about the world of professional wrestling and instead I get to read about pepperoni. Maybe I should talk about the pancreatic pizza grease oozing out of Bear Bronson. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kang Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 (edited) 5 hours ago, Blue Dragon said: Well today is the day. WWE financial reports, the fourth quarter and full year 2021 financial report. https://corporate.wwe.com/news/company-news/2022/02-03-2022 "In 2021, we reached a significant milestone of over $1 billion in revenue, for the first time in the Company’s history" The call below https://www.wrestlinginc.com/news/2022/02/live-coverage-of-the-wwe-2021-q4-earnings-call-with-top-company-executives/ Edited February 3, 2022 by Blue Dragon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zendragon Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 7 hours ago, paintedbynumbers said: There's been a garbage man, a tax man, a police man, but never a pizza man or a delivery man. Imagine a tag team of UPS type drivers. Special Delivery could be their names. Growing up we had a judge and his last name was Subject. We made up a tag team of Subject and Predicate and called them "the Grammar Slammers" their finisher was called "the fillabuster" Good times. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zendragon Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 (edited) 4 hours ago, NikoBaltimore said: So...um...wrestling. I guess to tie into it I'm almost surprised there wasn't a skit where somebody had pizza then had hardcore bowel issues in the ring. Figured that would have happened on Raw at one point but they had enough fucked up stuff going on. Close Edited February 3, 2022 by zendragon 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GojiColin Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 I'm a pepperoni/Banana Peppers or Bacon/Pineapple guy. Though to be fair there's only 2 local places I'd get pineapple from because they actucally grill the pineapple before putting it on the pizza, which makes it less watery. Oh right wrestling....uhhhh Watching AEW Dark and Elevation has become sort of a watch party for my old college wrestling buddies. It's been cool to reconnect with old friends over wrasslin. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kang Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 WWE has signed Santinos daughter. Ronda was retrained by Ember Moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 3 hours ago, AxB said: When Impact did the 1983 throwback episode, Rich Swann had a Pizza gimmick. His name was ‘Rapid Delivery’ Pete Zar. In Bizarro Lucha there is a stable called the Saturday Morning Action Adventure Crew, one of whom was a cat who liked Pizza, called Pizza Cat. She had to retire and was replaced by Pizza Cat junior. (The original was Shotzi Blackheart, and when she got signed she gave the gimmick to Billie Starkz). And he was from "Less than 30 minutes away" 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoFistsJustFlips Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Is there a Death Valley Pizza Review message board? I bet there's someone over there annoyed how all they're doing is talking about wrestling in this month's thread. 'Who gives a shit about missile dropkicks, has anyone tried that Little Ceaser's batman pizza??' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kang Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Goldberg expected to return to WWE, we will see if he renews his contract. Hopefully he does. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefanie Without Stefanie Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 28 minutes ago, NoFistsJustFlips said: Is there a Death Valley Pizza Review message board? I bet there's someone over there annoyed how all they're doing is talking about wrestling in this month's thread. 'Who gives a shit about missile dropkicks, has anyone tried that Little Ceaser's batman pizza??' Variety, much like in pizza toppings, is the spice of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caley Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Blue Dragon said: WWE has signed Santinos daughter. Ronda was retrained by Ember Moon. I have a little niece that I help babysit and am now subject to all these bizarre new kid shows. There's one called 'Miss Persona' (It's Canadian) and she has various guests who turn up like Fred Penner (Another Canadian icon) and Alfredo, who is played by Santino who is STILL doing the Italian accent! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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