J.T. Posted August 27, 2022 Author Share Posted August 27, 2022 I am not the least bit surprised. I'm going to try to go and see Orphan: First Kill sometime this weekend now that I am off of night duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 Nanny Quote Nanny is written and directed by rising filmmaker Nikyatu Jusu. It stars Anna Diop (Titans), Michelle Monaghan (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang), Sinqua Walls (Friday Night Lights), Morgan Spector (The Plot Against America), Rose Decker, and Leslie Uggams (Roots). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 On 8/27/2022 at 6:29 AM, RIPPA said: Netflix has cancelled Resident Evil Resident Evil whenever Lance Reddick was on screen: 6.5/10 Resident Evil whenever Lance Reddick was not on screen: -10/10 Dude was literally the only redeeming thing about that show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 (edited) On 8/26/2022 at 12:01 AM, elizium said: If they don't keep up the super horny vibes, I do not want it This made my morning. Thanks! On 8/26/2022 at 8:32 AM, (BP) said: @elizium You’ve seen all of the genuinely good ones, but the 2000s ones are weird curiosities. They’re spec horror scripts with Pinhead crammed into them as an almost Rod Serling narrator figure. They’re kind of like Pinhead’s version of the Freddie’s Nightmare series. I don’t mind them, but they’re not by any means good. That goes on until after Hellworld, then Revelations is a partially found footage ashcan movie made for a few hundred grand to protect the rights to the franchise, and Judgement is a Saw ripoff with Cenobite fan fiction squeezed in. The business of film making is wild. Here we see various people using one franchise to fill three different tropes/cliches: Horror anthology Found footage Torture porn Bonus points for #2 also being a "we need to make one to keep the rights" production as well. I eagerly await Hellraiser IP being shoehorned into every other subgenre. Hellraiser with angsty teens? Hellraiser the weird A24 artsy horror movie? Hellraiser contra El Santo? Do it all! Edited September 1, 2022 by Technico Support Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driver Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 Don't forget Hellraiser meets Deliverance. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 And there is finally a trailer for Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driver Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 That looks sufficiently fucked up enough to give it a look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted September 1, 2022 Author Share Posted September 1, 2022 (edited) On 8/30/2022 at 12:32 PM, RIPPA said: Nanny My daughter was THIS CLOSE to going to GMU where I believe Jusu is still on faculty of the film and video studies department. Then I could've pestered Jusu endlessly and been barred for life from coming on campus. Edited September 1, 2022 by J.T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted September 1, 2022 Author Share Posted September 1, 2022 38 minutes ago, RIPPA said: I sort like the gender swapping the Lead Cenobite, but I still hope they make them genderless like they are in the novella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted September 3, 2022 Author Share Posted September 3, 2022 I'll just leave this here. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted September 5, 2022 Author Share Posted September 5, 2022 (edited) Sundance Film Festival stand-out, We're All Going to the Word's Fair, debuts on HBO Max this month. I think it's already in the queue. Edited September 5, 2022 by J.T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 They said next months Fathom anniversary film is Poltergeist. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 BOO YA Romero’s “DAWN OF THE DEAD” is returning to theaters in 3D for Halloween - Rue Morgue (rue-morgue.com) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted September 5, 2022 Author Share Posted September 5, 2022 FUCK YEAH~! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted September 5, 2022 Author Share Posted September 5, 2022 First Saloum and now this. Just when you thought it was safe to cancel Shudder. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 The review of Salaum on the Ebert site gave no inkling of it being horror. It also got 3 1/2 stars. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted September 5, 2022 Author Share Posted September 5, 2022 (edited) I am getting the horror-action vibe from Saloum kinda like Blade, Underworld, or Overlord. I've been looking forward to watching it for quite some time. Edited September 5, 2022 by J.T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driver Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 Those both look really good, especially Saloum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted September 5, 2022 Author Share Posted September 5, 2022 I totally forgot that House of Darkness: and Barbarian: both come out this weekend. I am going to have to catch early matinees so that I can get to work on time for swing shift duty hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted September 5, 2022 Author Share Posted September 5, 2022 Still no distributor for Late Checkout. Someone needs to step up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 PussyCake NSFW I guess ScreamBox is Bloody Disgusting's version of Shudder, never heard of it before now. Anyway, Pussycake looks fucking batty, full on Evil Dead/Demons/Bad Taste. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted September 6, 2022 Author Share Posted September 6, 2022 (edited) Just when you thought the monsters vs. loose women gimmick was played out with Frankenhooker, OneChanbara, The Big Tits Dragon aka The Big Tits Zombie (yes, it's a real thing), Zombies vs. Strippers, From Dusk 'Til Dawn, and Planet Terror. Edited September 6, 2022 by J.T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted September 6, 2022 Author Share Posted September 6, 2022 (edited) Oh, shit. There is a very NSFW trailer for The Big Tits Zombie / The Big Tits Dragon. Spoiler You have been warned. It is worse than OneChanbra. Much... much.. worse... But in spirit, it really is a parody of Japanese boobs & blades movies and manga (like OneChanbara) so that's okay. Like my copy of Ilsa: Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks, I would never cop to owning it in public. It is my secret shame. Edited September 6, 2022 by J.T. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 I am a PROUD owner of a VHS of Harem Keeper. Hell, you can laugh at that one, and Ushi Digard is right there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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