Ryan Posted November 12, 2013 Author Share Posted November 12, 2013 Use them both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 If you're a fairly new employee at a firm, and you blow off two back to back meetings that much more senior workers are attending for no good reason, would you expect to not catch shit for that? The "get with the times" line shows how clueless you are, he was physically abused or relentlessly hazed: Martin LOLed publically at the voicemail, and the lunchroom prank had been done to numerous other players. If you want shit like this to stop, either don't watch the sport, or start voicing your support for female inclusion in the sport, because, again, this type of behavior is prevalent in every male-centered institution. An NFL investigation and a suspension won't change shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 I am going to miss all of those cute little kitten and puppy pics 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greggulator Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Hard-hitting Jay Glazer has a business relationship of some sort w/ Incognito. Ah, journalism! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Dave Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Hard-hitting Jay Glazer has a business relationship of some sort w/ Incognito. Ah, journalism! I believe I heard Incognito is a client of Glazer's MMA workout program. Looks like its doing both of them a lot of good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Someone move Manti Teo to the Dolphins please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muhammedboehm Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Hard-hitting Jay Glazer has a business relationship of some sort w/ Incognito. Ah, journalism! I believe I heard Incognito is a client of Glazer's MMA workout program. Looks like its doing both of them a lot of good... The best part of that is Glazer claims (or at least did on Lebatards radio show) that he (Glazer) never got money directly from Incognito but that some UFC fighter was the one Incognito payed to train him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 I could have sworn I heard Randy Couture mentioned. But I could have heard that wrong, I admit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muhammedboehm Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 If you're a fairly new employee at a firm, and you blow off two back to back meetings that much more senior workers are attending for no good reason, would you expect to not catch shit for that? The "get with the times" line shows how clueless you are, he was physically abused or relentlessly hazed: Martin LOLed publically at the voicemail, and the lunchroom prank had been done to numerous other players. If you want shit like this to stop, either don't watch the sport, or start voicing your support for female inclusion in the sport, because, again, this type of behavior is prevalent in every male-centered institution. An NFL investigation and a suspension won't change shit. Was this meeting that the more senior workers attending voluntary or mandatory? Define catching shit? So he laughed about it in public doesn't mean that he wasn't putting on a show for the guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Hard-hitting Jay Glazer has a business relationship of some sort w/ Incognito. Ah, journalism!At least he admitted iton air before the interview.Better than the secret stuff, like journalists/tv people having sdame agents as athletes they cover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 If you're a fairly new employee at a firm, and you blow off two back to back meetings that much more senior workers are attending for no good reason, would you expect to not catch shit for that? The "get with the times" line shows how clueless you are, he was physically abused or relentlessly hazed: Martin LOLed publically at the voicemail, and the lunchroom prank had been done to numerous other players. If you want shit like this to stop, either don't watch the sport, or start voicing your support for female inclusion in the sport, because, again, this type of behavior is prevalent in every male-centered institution. An NFL investigation and a suspension won't change shit. Was this meeting that the more senior workers attending voluntary or mandatory? Define catching shit? So he laughed about it in public doesn't mean that he wasn't putting on a show for the guys. Are you employed, sir? Seriously, I shouldn't have to define the phrase "catching shit" from a senior player regarding skipping "voluntary" practice when you're a low-tiered guy playing a team sport. If you don't get it, it's because you never played a team sport before. (Or worked in a team-oriented environment) "Putting on a show?" So he takes a private voicemail and makes it public so he can save the face he lost from the matter being private, only to complain about said private incident which he made public by making it more public months after the fact? Impeccable logic. I see you on Gooddell's payroll in the near future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Are you a Republican? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 If we had a current events folder, you wouldn't have to ask. My avatar on the old board was Krugman laughing while meeting W. Draw your own conclusions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muhammedboehm Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 If you're a fairly new employee at a firm, and you blow off two back to back meetings that much more senior workers are attending for no good reason, would you expect to not catch shit for that? The "get with the times" line shows how clueless you are, he was physically abused or relentlessly hazed: Martin LOLed publically at the voicemail, and the lunchroom prank had been done to numerous other players. If you want shit like this to stop, either don't watch the sport, or start voicing your support for female inclusion in the sport, because, again, this type of behavior is prevalent in every male-centered institution. An NFL investigation and a suspension won't change shit. Was this meeting that the more senior workers attending voluntary or mandatory? Define catching shit? So he laughed about it in public doesn't mean that he wasn't putting on a show for the guys. Are you employed, sir? Seriously, I shouldn't have to define the phrase "catching shit" from a senior player regarding skipping "voluntary" practice when you're a low-tiered guy playing a team sport. If you don't get it, it's because you never played a team sport before. "Putting on a show?" So he takes a private voicemail and makes it public so he can save the face he lost from the matter being private, only to complain about said private incident which he made public by making it more public months after the fact? Impeccable logic. I see you on Gooddell's payroll in the near future. How do you know the voice mail was private? How do you know said voice mail wasn't made with other members of the team around? I personally don't consider a voice mail with a racial slur, a threat, and talk of slapping my mother to simply 'catching shit'. I didn't play sports which I stated in my first post. I did do activities that were much like team sports and I wouldn't have let any others in those activities act like Incognito did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 You're like Captain Renault and his disblief of gambling in a casino. It's a sport where the main objectives is for men to launch their bodies as hard as possible into the opponents to prevent forward advancement, and your appauled that teammates would use yo mamma jokes to motivate eachother to attend practices. Get real guy. When Icognito shows up to Martin's moms house with brassknucks, I'll act concerned. Until then, everyone needs to unwind their panties. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muhammedboehm Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 The Fake ESPN @TheFakeESPN 22m The Incognito/Martin cat fight was just an ESPN publicity stunt to get people to watch this shitty game 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Which thread do we lol at the Dolphins in? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Oh. No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted November 12, 2013 Author Share Posted November 12, 2013 Florida Ruined The NFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Sons of bitches at the Barbershop Window have made a shirt I'll probably buy very soon. I am a bad person. http://barbershopwindow.com/index.php/top-sellers-12/south-beach-bullies.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zheroen Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Yesterday, the angry Dolphin fan twitter-verse found a copy of Jeff Ireland's business card online. Hilarity ensued. http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/11/twitter_stumbled_upon_jeff_ire.php Oh, and I'm not going to post the actual number here... But if someone were to click around.... it's out there and somehow HASN'T BEEN CHANGED YET. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Dolfan's heel turn is scaring me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Dolfan's heel turn is scaring me! Well, if your team is a dumpster fire, you can either cry about it, or roast marshmellows. . . On another note, Dan Dierdorf's broadcast of the Mia-SD game should be one for the ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted November 14, 2013 Author Share Posted November 14, 2013 DALLAS—Responding to increased media attention in the wake of allegations of improper, hostile conduct within the Miami Dolphins organization, several NFL players across the league today expressed concerns that the heightened scrutiny could potentially disrupt professional football’s vibrant locker room BDSM culture. “There’s a very delicate team dynamic that exists in the locker room when we all strap on our restraints and engage in hardcore bondage play, and it needs to stay out of the public eye,” a harness-clad DeMarcus Ware told reporters through the unzipped mouth slot of his leather face mask, saying that the presence of reporters and photographers would throw off the natural environment of submission, discipline, nipple torture, and sexually charged abuse that currently thrives in all 32 NFL locker rooms. “After the game ends and we return to the locker room to hook ourselves up to the ceiling, the absolute last thing we need is some nosy journalist hanging around watching us drip hot candle wax on each other’s moaning bodies. That’s just how this sport has always been, and the media needs to respect that and keep their distance.” Ware added that any journalists attempting to access the locker room while the players are participating in their usual sadomasochistic activities would have to be taught a lesson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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