AxB Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 2 hours ago, caley said: For a brief, shining moment, I forgot about the Sin Cara shirt and reading it in quotation marks made me think he had a shirt that had his photo and the caption "My body is a giant cock" and I was trying to figure what had happened there and then it all clicked. But it gave me a good chuckle thinking about this poorly-executed mythical catchphrase If you look at the entire history of Paul Wight's WWE shirts, the number of them that allude to him having a giant cock are quite ridiculous. Big All Over, Chicks Dig It Big, I Honestly Have a Massive Knob, loads of them. 3 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kang Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 Could be great news for WWE https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/why-earnings-season-could-be-great-for-world-wrestling-wwe-2021-04-21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieNippz Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 1 hour ago, AxB said: If you look at the entire history of Paul Wight's WWE shirts, the number of them that allude to him having a giant cock are quite ridiculous. Big All Over, Chicks Dig It Big, I Honestly Have a Massive Knob, loads of them. Did Paul Wight ever have a non-embarassing shirt? I own a Steve Blackman shirt and tons of corny WWF crap but I remember everything Show had was so stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 1 hour ago, AxB said: If you look at the entire history of Paul Wight's WWE shirts, the number of them that allude to him having a giant cock are quite ridiculous. Big All Over, Chicks Dig It Big, I Honestly Have a Massive Knob, loads of them. Point made, but c'mon, you obviously made that second one up entirely. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 2 hours ago, StevieNippz said: Did Paul Wight ever have a non-embarassing shirt? I own a Steve Blackman shirt and tons of corny WWF crap but I remember everything Show had was so stupid. He had a shirt that just said "Big Nasty Bastard" on it. I remember one of my buddies who is just a casual fan at best got a kick out of that shirt and actually went to a couple of RAWs with me in Miami in 99/00 to find it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 Too bad JCP didn't make an Ole "Evil, Mean and Nasty" t-shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 4 hours ago, StevieNippz said: Did Paul Wight ever have a non-embarassing shirt? I own a Steve Blackman shirt and tons of corny WWF crap but I remember everything Show had was so stupid. I think he probably stopped caring once he realised that, whenever he agreed to a new merch design for his new babyface push, he'd be turned heel before they'd actually go on sale. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zendragon Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 6 hours ago, AxB said: If you look at the entire history of Paul Wight's WWE shirts, the number of them that allude to him having a giant cock are quite ridiculous. Big All Over, Chicks Dig It Big, I Honestly Have a Massive Knob, loads of them. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 1 hour ago, L_W_P said: I'm stunned nobody in WWE has tried to give Cesaro a ladies man gimmick to try and take advantage of all the backstage talk about "Big Dick Tony". I could 100% see them doing vignettes of him pressing bikini models over his head, speaking French/Italian/Swedish to woo a lady etc That or Vince finds out that Sweden was old Viking territory and decides that the Eric & Ivar need a 3rd member... Was that kind of what they did when he was Aksana’s rugby playing boyfriend Antonio Cesaro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 (edited) EC3 revealed on Instagram that he's in the hospital with an infection and has been for the last five days. Edited April 22, 2021 by John from Cincinnati 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 2 hours ago, L_W_P said: I'm stunned nobody in WWE has tried to give Cesaro a ladies man gimmick to try and take advantage of all the backstage talk about "Big Dick Tony". Well, they did refer to him as the human horse in PWG ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 I remember there was a story about how a woman approached West Indian cricketer Joel Garner in a bar and asked if everything was in proportion (he was 7 foot tall), and he looked at her and said "lady, if it were, I'd be 9 feet tall". 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydneybrown Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 ECIII is in the hospital possibly for something serious...and the next two posts are random dick jokes... Come on, assholes...pay attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peck Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 I hope his cards and letters are well-hung. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 53 minutes ago, sydneybrown said: ECIII is in the hospital possibly for something serious...and the next two posts are random dick jokes... Come on, assholes...pay attention. And what exactly is the appropriate message board mourning period before resuming regular dick jokes for "possibly something serious"? 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Wyatt Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 I saw EC3 at a Chipotle in Tampa once. That's all I got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Bear Wyatt said: I saw EC3 at a Chipotle in Tampa once. That's all I got. What did he order? @Nice Guy Eddie saw Joe Dimaggio at Dinky Donuts once. Edited April 22, 2021 by PetrolCB 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimbra Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 If the WWE weren't cowards who hated money they'd already have Cesaro-branded gray sweatpants on the shop. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 20 minutes ago, PetrolCB said: What did he order? @Nice Guy Eddie saw Joe Dimaggio at Dinky Donuts once. Probably the keto bowl or some such boring shit. It's funny, I've gotten the keto bowl twice and felt sick to my stomach both times afterward. I eat their burritos with the same ingredients and feel fine. Maybe rice and tortillas have some sort of calming effect. We need to science the shit out of this to find out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 13 minutes ago, Zimbra said: If the WWE weren't cowards who hated money they'd already have Cesaro-branded gray sweatpants on the shop. Or Cesaro Section maternity shirts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shartnado Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Technico Support said: We need to science the shit out of this to find out. Yes, that is definitely one way to put it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Technico Support said: Probably the keto bowl or some such boring shit. It's funny, I've gotten the keto bowl twice and felt sick to my stomach both times afterward. I eat their burritos with the same ingredients and feel fine. Maybe rice and tortillas have some sort of calming effect. We need to science the shit out of this to find out. It's because cauliflower rice and the other stuff turn your intestines and bowels into a water slide. I've gotten the keto bowl a few times. Only once was the bowl not filled with water. Every other time it looked like they didn't use a slotted spoon to add the cauliflower rice to the bowl and the whole thing looked like soup. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 14 minutes ago, Craig H said: It's because cauliflower rice and the other stuff turn your intestines and bowels into a water slide. I've gotten the keto bowl a few times. Only once was the bowl not filled with water. Every other time it looked like they didn't use a slotted spoon to add the cauliflower rice to the bowl and the whole thing looked like soup. AW YOU FANCY The Chipotle by me doesn't even have cauliflower rice! The keto bowl is just lettuce, salsa, chicken, cheese, and guac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 4 minutes ago, Technico Support said: AW YOU FANCY The Chipotle by me doesn't even have cauliflower rice! The keto bowl is just lettuce, salsa, chicken, cheese, and guac. Hah, then it's probably the e.coli or listeria from the lettuce. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 14 hours ago, John from Cincinnati said: EC3 revealed on Instagram that he's in the hospital with an infection and has been for the last five days. I wonder if he got Rhabdo from overtraining. That became a thing for awhile in the early crossfit craze a few years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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