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17 hours ago, Technico Support said:

It’s so shitty that networks like ESPN have gone in my lifetime from halfway decent sports reporting to just endless phony carny argument shows.  
 

Also a distinct lack of Bodyshaping, Kiana’s Flex Appeal, etc.  🤣

I have no way to prove this, but I'm pretty sure Kiana and Jeanette Lee are responsible for at least 75% of my generation's Asian fetishization.  

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I wonder who else from that time period would be a candidate? Joan Chen? I would put any Asian anime characters in a separate discussion. 

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2 hours ago, odessasteps said:

I wonder who else from that time period would be a candidate? Joan Chen? I would put any Asian anime characters in a separate discussion. 

Not technically Asian, but Tia Carrere.  

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Here's an idea after Bart Gunn win Brawl for All work the fight against butterbean and give him the Man's Man gimmick (maybe not the hard hat) blue collar blue jean wearing brawler with a knock out punch. Probably not going to main even any PPVs but a solid upper mid carder for at least a bit

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12 hours ago, supremebve said:

Not technically Asian, but Tia Carrere.  

Is Filipino not considered Asian?

No seriously, I don't know how other Asians view the Philippines and their people.

Someone call Jiaoying Summers to clarify for me!

James

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On 3/2/2025 at 8:15 AM, J.H. said:

Is Filipino not considered Asian?

No seriously, I don't know how other Asians view the Philippines and their people.

Someone call Jiaoying Summers to clarify for me!

James

I Googled it and the census bureau says so but I guess YMMV.  I mean when people in the US use the term "Asian" in conversation, they typically mean East Asian...Japanese/Korean/Chinese.  But India and part of Russia are also in Asia.  And apparently, reading more about it, it might depend on which Asians your country has more of and apparently, in the UK, when they say "Asian" they mean South Asia (India, Pakistan, etc.). 

I guess it comes down to whether you want to go with however people speak where you are, or if you'd rather just be technically correct (the best kind of correct).

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Of course people from the Phillippines are Asian. Their island is literally part of the continent of Asia, after all. 

As someone from an area of the country with a lot of people from across the Asian diaspora, it's always been odd to me how a lot of American dudes sort of reduce their love of things Asian to Japan and maybe South Korea.

Kiana was a cutie tho. Jeannette Lee, on the other hand, was an attractive woman who looked like a stone cold killer whenever I came across ESPN Billiards. She looked straight out of a Bond movie as the bad guy's attractive henchlady who murders people with a pool cue.

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Jeanette Lee?

She was dubbed "The Black Widow" as I recall. I've never been good at billiards/pool but if I was channel surfing and she was on ESPN, I would watch her. It sure beat watching reruns of Hazel!

James

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25 minutes ago, J.H. said:

Jeanette Lee?

She was dubbed "The Black Widow" as I recall. I've never been good at billiards/pool but if I was channel surfing and she was on ESPN, I would watch her. Otcsure beat watching reruns of Hazel!

James

I was in a bookstore a couple weeks ago and they had her memoir on display. Even on the cover, the picture of her looks like she's going to knock the cue ball through the cover and embed it in your forehead.

Something about her was definitely compelling, yeah. I would stop to watch her shoot pool when I was flipping channels as a kid, too. 

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1 hour ago, SirSmUgly said:

Something about her was definitely compelling, yeah. I would stop to watch her shoot pool when I was flipping channels as a kid, too. 

Jeanette Lee may also be the cause of many a dominatrix visit. It turns out we can trace all fetishes for men between 35 and 50 back to ESPN daytime programming.

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I don't know about that, but I do find the general trait of "talented + supremely unflappable" to be an attractive one. I'm sure she has something to do with it. 

ESPN was such a vital part of my childhood. The Patrick/Olbermann SportsCenters. Baseball Tonight. Watching pool or the LPBT late at night (I like a woman who can hit the 1-3 pocket repeatedly too, for that matter). 

And of course, the AWA was where I first saw the Midnight Rockers (and is also how I knew to ask for their Remco figurines as a kid), which brings me to my next (somewhat lukewarm) take: ESPN should be airing a pro wrestling show. It's as much a part of their early development (which I count as running through the '80s) as anything else. 

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From us slightly older  that would include Australian rules football.  And when I first got ESPN, weekday mornings were a business show and sports center reruns/. 

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Early, early ESPN definitely looked a bit more like the Ocho than the people who make jokes about that imaginary channel might realize. 

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11 minutes ago, SirSmUgly said:

I don't know about that, but I do find the general trait of "talented + supremely unflappable" to be an attractive one. I'm sure she has something to do with it. 

ESPN was such a vital part of my childhood. The Patrick/Olbermann SportsCenters. Baseball Tonight. Watching pool or the LPBT late at night (I like a woman who can hit the 1-3 pocket repeatedly too, for that matter). 

And of course, the AWA was where I first saw the Midnight Rockers (and is also how I knew to ask for their Remco figurines as a kid), which brings me to my next (somewhat lukewarm) take: ESPN should be airing a pro wrestling show. It's as much a part of their early development (which I count as running through the '80s) as anything else. 

With ESPN losing various rights I wonder if they would consider trying to get NXT or something seeing as they cover prowrestling on the .com side

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37 minutes ago, SirSmUgly said:

Early, early ESPN definitely looked a bit more like the Ocho than the people who make jokes about that imaginary channel might realize. 

Absolutely!  They used to run strongman competitions, ffs.   I will never forget the sheer horror of some big dude’s knee bending the wrong way while running with a fridge in his back.

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18 minutes ago, Technico Support said:

Absolutely!  They used to run strongman competitions, ffs.   I will never forget the sheer horror of some big dude’s knee bending the wrong way while running with a fridge in his back.

I used to love watching these as a teen.

Big Nordic dudes (and occasionally a Polynesian or a dude from the West Indies) shoving around small cars and hucking cinderblocks was a good time! 

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I didn't know about the Game of Thrones thing.

I would guess it was Magnus ver Magnusson since he was basically the John Cena of the whole competition back in the '90s. 

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1 minute ago, SirSmUgly said:

I didn't know about the Game of Thrones thing.

I would guess it was Magnus ver Magnusson since he was basically the John Cena of the whole competition back in the '90s. 

Nope, Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson.

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Man, ESPN had rodeo and the World Series of Ultimate Frisbee!! 

The 80s were wild!

James

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On 3/1/2025 at 3:46 PM, odessasteps said:

I wonder who else from that time period would be a candidate?

A little later, but certainly this person had a part

Spoiler

Lucy Liu, as she appeared in the "Simpsons.

(Don't worry, that's only spoilered for size)

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Based on some of the comments on jobber matches on YouTube,  ESPN wasn't just a formative channel for only straight men's tastes, thanks to Global. 

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Watching some off these early 90's uploads on The Vault I'm feeling that Jim Neinhart is a better color commentator than Savage or Piper. I feel the later two spend too much energy putting over their own gimmick as opposed to Jim just trying to put over the matches

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