Curt McGirt Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 (edited) 4 hours ago, zendragon said: At Walmart we had people that would buy gallons -- literally gallons -- of baby oil and lube at one go. We also had an extremely funny moment where one associate bought another one a gift of a box of tissues, lube, and a... well, a sex toy AT WALMART and put it in the delivery system for him. We took pictures of him holding the items looking particularly displeased Think of a rough-looking 56 year old black man who'd been in the Air Force and the system with these in his hands. The funniest thing was I could not for the life of me figure out if you just jerked off with the toy, or stuck it up your ass, or both! Edited September 27 by Curt McGirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 I saw a story on social media where a woman was arrested for the second time for using a sex toy in a domestic battery case. which led to me making this wholly inappropriate buy funny joke spoiled for tastelessness Spoiler If the dildo doesn’t fit, you must acquit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zendragon Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 now why would you buy that much lube at Walmart when you can simply get it at amazon https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=sr_1_1?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.9VVyyGTDB1yp2tPyKGuRaLKJD1e1Wk1egK9loQiWhO7un6yC1ytYYOR5cAAy9Xnevbsae_r9iUPFn68PvbAB5R80lK9X6aBykrYrEfB2st4.pdMkmR_7_hNpHlTak6lbY9pmBjUCeA8RTD1kvOcPpJ4&dib_tag=se&hvadid=409966800414&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9199146&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=11886756938474604184&hvtargid=kwd-355759735098&hydadcr=1744_11259179&keywords=55+gallon+drum+of+lube+amazon&qid=1727454163&sr=8-1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimbra Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 Can't decide if it's weirder to have 1000 individual bottles of lube or one 55 gallon drum. Really there's no good answer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 I can only think that someone buying that would be in porn and we are not in California. Chicago doesn't even seem like a big hub for something like that. Maybe Outfit related, who knows, but this is 3 hours away. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 Just now, Curt McGirt said: I can only think that someone buying that would be in porn and we are not in California. Chicago doesn't even seem like a big hub for something like that. Maybe Outfit related, who knows, but this is 3 hours away. Insert Phil Brooks joke here 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 2 hours ago, Zimbra said: Can't decide if it's weirder to have 1000 individual bottles of lube or one 55 gallon drum. Really there's no good answer. 1000 individual bottles is unhinged. If you buy the drum, you realized this is something you'll eventually need and made a wise investment. Sure, I'll think you're a pervert, but I'm a man who respects efficiency. Buying 1000 individual bottles is evidence of both perversion and poor planning. Is he buying them one at a time? Is he just buying a couple bottles every time you go to a store? If you're going to be an unrepentant perv, why not buy the barrel. Think about all the excess plastic you're throwing into a landfill. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travis Sheldon Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 Dirty bastard didn't even use Astroglide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zendragon Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 3 hours ago, supremebve said: 1000 individual bottles is unhinged. If you buy the drum, you realized this is something you'll eventually need and made a wise investment. Sure, I'll think you're a pervert, but I'm a man who respects efficiency. Buying 1000 individual bottles is evidence of both perversion and poor planning. Is he buying them one at a time? Is he just buying a couple bottles every time you go to a store? If you're going to be an unrepentant perv, why not buy the barrel. Think about all the excess plastic you're throwing into a landfill. Hey now I'm just a fellow who knows what he likes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonzombie Posted September 28 Share Posted September 28 50 Cent is producing his own Diddy abuse allegations docuseries, it will span decades. And will be on Netflix. I read that Combs faces up to either 15 years or life in prison if convicted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted September 28 Share Posted September 28 Dear Mr. Cent If I ever did something to offended you, I want to take this time sincerely apologize. I did that shit. It was my fault. I'm sorry. Please forgive me. Your friend, Supremebve 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 28 Share Posted September 28 Having the drum would be awesome as a keepsake. Or a piece of furniture. Puts the room together, you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zendragon Posted September 28 Share Posted September 28 to paraphrase Chris Rock Fitty won Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted September 28 Share Posted September 28 Someone turned me on to Otyken and they own. They're a native band from the tribes in Russia north of Mongolia and they make music that doesn't really sound quite like anyone else on earth. This shit is hot fire. https://youtu.be/sDxQ0jUqJm0?si=PbxZj7nPwvwDAHKi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorbladeKiss87 Posted September 29 Share Posted September 29 On 9/27/2024 at 3:12 PM, supremebve said: 1000 individual bottles is unhinged. If you buy the drum, you realized this is something you'll eventually need and made a wise investment. Sure, I'll think you're a pervert, but I'm a man who respects efficiency. Buying 1000 individual bottles is evidence of both perversion and poor planning. Is he buying them one at a time? Is he just buying a couple bottles every time you go to a store? If you're going to be an unrepentant perv, why not buy the barrel. Think about all the excess plastic you're throwing into a landfill. Okay, I'm with you but let's say you're a more discreet pervert. You'd want to have your 1000 bottles in another room probably. That way you bring a friend home and crack a fresh bottle. They never are any wiser and you don't have a huge barrel of lube in your garage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted September 29 Share Posted September 29 1 hour ago, RazorbladeKiss87 said: Okay, I'm with you but let's say you're a more discreet pervert. You'd want to have your 1000 bottles in another room probably. That way you bring a friend home and crack a fresh bottle. They never are any wiser and you don't have a huge barrel of lube in your garage. Nope, you have to buy one regular-size bottle and refill it like the hand soap in your bathroom. The barrel has to be in a storage room or somewhere out of the way. If you roll the barrel out whenever you need it, you are worse than if you have 1000 bottles. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 29 Share Posted September 29 Like I said though, just sit it in the front room if you are very open as a freak. It's like how frats keep the keg downstairs. That hand soap idea though! Two different bottles for each bathroom. Would you mark them somehow? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorbladeKiss87 Posted September 29 Share Posted September 29 2 hours ago, supremebve said: Nope, you have to buy one regular-size bottle and refill it like the hand soap in your bathroom. The barrel has to be in a storage room or somewhere out of the way. If you roll the barrel out whenever you need it, you are worse than if you have 1000 bottles. Convenient that they sell refillable bottles in that link in Amazon then. I'm wondering if it ships in a box or with just protective cardboard around the top and bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorbladeKiss87 Posted October 5 Share Posted October 5 https://youtu.be/hd5ztTz1564?si=ClHxPa763XCwnvkg Sadistic Mika Band on "The Old Grey Whistle Test" I've never heard of these guys but that first song was some solid jazz fusion psych blend that locked me in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 Here's a solid collection of music on Bandcamp that goes to a great cause (Helene relief/recovery). Donate to it if you feel led that direction. https://cardinalsatthewindow.bandcamp.com/ I also snagged a ticket to get Goose off of my haven't seen list for their relief show in Birmingham in two weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zendragon Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 Vince showing up at Diddie's for the Freak Off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted October 14 Share Posted October 14 Not a full return of chain restaurant lunchtime playlists, but I’ve now heard Last Dance with Mary Jane by Tom Petty two days in a row while eating lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted October 15 Share Posted October 15 Having watched the video for "Music Time" by Styx on MTV Classic because I had no idea what the song or band was.. I'm not surprised to read the following in the Wikipedia entry Quote The track was added to the album in order to fulfill a final contractual obligation, with the band breaking up by the time of its release. Styx singer/guitarist Tommy Shaw made no secret of his dislike of the song, and by the time the video was complete, Shaw had left the band. This is why most of the scenes appear to depict a four-man group, and why Shaw is only shown from the torso. Shaw wanted to be filmed separately from the others, in New York (where he was working on his first solo album), while the rest of the production was filmed in Los Angeles. He refused to participate in one comedic scene in a restaurant, in which each band member's head appeared on dinner plates and in salad bowls. and Quote Although Styx would hit the singles chart again with 1990's "Show Me the Way" and "Love at First Sight", "Music Time", to date, was the last Styx Billboard Top 40 hit featuring the Styx songwriting core of DeYoung, Shaw, and James "J.Y." Young. the video is here for the record: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx2xB4CJj5U But yeah, I figured out before it over that it was mid-80s and also that the video was trying to do way too much. So i'm not surprised that the band was on it's way when this came out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted October 26 Share Posted October 26 The radio station on where I’m eating lunch just played Time Warp. I guess it’s Halloween themed so they can play it this time of year. I presume it’s so classic rock station since I’ve already the Stones but also Offspring. And now they are playing Chumbawumba. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorbladeKiss87 Posted October 26 Share Posted October 26 5 minutes ago, odessasteps said: The radio station on where I’m eating lunch just played Time Warp. I guess it’s Halloween themed so they can play it this time of year. I presume it’s so classic rock station since I’ve already the Stones but also Offspring. And now they are playing Chumbawumba. The Time Warp is on my list for work on Halloween night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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