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4 hours ago, zendragon said:

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At Walmart we had people that would buy gallons -- literally gallons -- of baby oil and lube at one go. 

We also had an extremely funny moment where one associate bought another one a gift of a box of tissues, lube, and a... well, a sex toy AT WALMART and put it in the delivery system for him. We took pictures of him holding the items looking particularly displeased 😄 Think of a rough-looking 56 year old black man who'd been in the Air Force and the system with these in his hands. The funniest thing was I could not for the life of me figure out if you just jerked off with the toy, or stuck it up your ass, or both! 

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I saw a story on social media where a woman was arrested for the second time for using a sex toy in a domestic battery case.

which led to me making this wholly inappropriate buy funny joke spoiled for tastelessness 

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If the dildo doesn’t fit, you must acquit.

 

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Just now, Curt McGirt said:

I can only think that someone buying that would be in porn and we are not in California. Chicago doesn't even seem like a big hub for something like that. Maybe Outfit related, who knows, but this is 3 hours away. 

Insert Phil Brooks joke here

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2 hours ago, Zimbra said:

Can't decide if it's weirder to have 1000 individual bottles of lube or one 55 gallon drum.

Really there's no good answer.

1000 individual bottles is unhinged.  If you buy the drum, you realized this is something you'll eventually need and made a wise investment.  Sure, I'll think you're a pervert, but I'm a man who respects efficiency.  Buying 1000 individual bottles is evidence of both perversion and poor planning.  Is he buying them one at a time?  Is he just buying a couple bottles every time you go to a store?  If you're going to be an unrepentant perv, why not buy the barrel.  Think about all the excess plastic you're throwing into a landfill.  

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3 hours ago, supremebve said:

1000 individual bottles is unhinged.  If you buy the drum, you realized this is something you'll eventually need and made a wise investment.  Sure, I'll think you're a pervert, but I'm a man who respects efficiency.  Buying 1000 individual bottles is evidence of both perversion and poor planning.  Is he buying them one at a time?  Is he just buying a couple bottles every time you go to a store?  If you're going to be an unrepentant perv, why not buy the barrel.  Think about all the excess plastic you're throwing into a landfill.  

Hey now I'm just a fellow who knows what he likes!

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Dear Mr. Cent 

If I ever did something to offended you,  I want to take this time sincerely apologize. I did that shit. It was my fault. I'm sorry. Please forgive me. 

Your friend, 

Supremebve 

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On 9/27/2024 at 3:12 PM, supremebve said:

1000 individual bottles is unhinged.  If you buy the drum, you realized this is something you'll eventually need and made a wise investment.  Sure, I'll think you're a pervert, but I'm a man who respects efficiency.  Buying 1000 individual bottles is evidence of both perversion and poor planning.  Is he buying them one at a time?  Is he just buying a couple bottles every time you go to a store?  If you're going to be an unrepentant perv, why not buy the barrel.  Think about all the excess plastic you're throwing into a landfill.  

Okay, I'm with you but let's say you're a more discreet pervert. You'd want to have your 1000 bottles in another room probably. That way you bring a friend home and crack a fresh bottle. They never are any wiser and you don't have a huge barrel of lube in your garage. 

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1 hour ago, RazorbladeKiss87 said:

Okay, I'm with you but let's say you're a more discreet pervert. You'd want to have your 1000 bottles in another room probably. That way you bring a friend home and crack a fresh bottle. They never are any wiser and you don't have a huge barrel of lube in your garage. 

Nope, you have to buy one regular-size bottle and refill it like the hand soap in your bathroom.  The barrel has to be in a storage room or somewhere out of the way.  If you roll the barrel out whenever you need it, you are worse than if you have 1000 bottles.

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2 hours ago, supremebve said:

Nope, you have to buy one regular-size bottle and refill it like the hand soap in your bathroom.  The barrel has to be in a storage room or somewhere out of the way.  If you roll the barrel out whenever you need it, you are worse than if you have 1000 bottles.

Convenient that they sell refillable bottles in that link in Amazon then. I'm wondering if it ships in a box or with just protective cardboard around the top and bottom. 

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Having watched the video for "Music Time" by Styx on MTV Classic because I had no idea what the song or band was.. I'm not surprised to read the following in the Wikipedia entry

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The track was added to the album in order to fulfill a final contractual obligation, with the band breaking up by the time of its release. Styx singer/guitarist Tommy Shaw made no secret of his dislike of the song, and by the time the video was complete, Shaw had left the band. This is why most of the scenes appear to depict a four-man group, and why Shaw is only shown from the torso. Shaw wanted to be filmed separately from the others, in New York (where he was working on his first solo album), while the rest of the production was filmed in Los Angeles. He refused to participate in one comedic scene in a restaurant, in which each band member's head appeared on dinner plates and in salad bowls.

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Although Styx would hit the singles chart again with 1990's "Show Me the Way" and "Love at First Sight", "Music Time", to date, was the last Styx Billboard Top 40 hit featuring the Styx songwriting core of DeYoung, Shaw, and James "J.Y." Young.

the video is here for the record: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx2xB4CJj5U

But yeah, I figured out before it over that it was mid-80s and also that the video was trying to do way too much. So i'm not surprised that the band was on it's way when this came out.

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  • 2 weeks later...

The radio station on where I’m eating lunch just played Time Warp. I guess it’s Halloween themed so they can play it this time of year. I presume it’s so classic rock station since I’ve already the Stones but also Offspring. And now they are playing Chumbawumba. 

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5 minutes ago, odessasteps said:

The radio station on where I’m eating lunch just played Time Warp. I guess it’s Halloween themed so they can play it this time of year. I presume it’s so classic rock station since I’ve already the Stones but also Offspring. And now they are playing Chumbawumba. 

The Time Warp is on my list for work on Halloween night.

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