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NFL 2013: WEEK 9


Dolfan in NYC

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The Vikings are giving up! 

They were trying?

 

Don't you remember "Adrian Peterson will rush for EVEN MORE yards"? Or "Christian Ponder is a good quarterback"? Gonzo is such a gutless shit of a man, he should be in here taking the kicking he earned with his shameful talk this year.

 

 

Are these statements lost due to the crash?

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The Gronkowski brothers are pitching a reality-based animated show.  

 

http://deadspin.com/the-gronkowskis-are-pitching-an-animated-tv-show-1453968425

 

I've never wanted to hear "their plane was lost at sea" more than I did after watching that. 

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The whole thing could be just Gronk taking selfies with random porn stars in his jersey week after week and it would be more watchable than: 1) Any given Jacksonville Jaguars game; 2) 95% of current reality shows

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 Speaking of Hands of Stone McAlligator Hands.

Fred Ex gets jail: Former Eagles receiver Freddie Mitchell, who pleaded guilty in March to federal tax fraud charges, was sentenced today to 37 months in prison.

 

 

It would have been awesome if the Judge gave him 26 months since that's what he is most famous for or 30 months when you add 4th and 26 together.

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What a fun and horrifying stat for the 19 Jaguars fans that exist.

 

"Thirty-one players have more total touchdowns than the Jaguars offense (seven), including six non-quarterbacks."

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I'm loathe to discuss punters and kickers, unless they're being drug tested for laying someone out, but the Steelers cut punter Zoltan Mesko today. I thought it worth mentioning because it turns out he absolutely sucks, it's just the Patriots offense has been so good for so many years, nobody ever noticed he was lousy until he wound up on a team with a shitty offense.  

 

Tom Brady - making wide receivers (and, evidently, punters) millions since 2001.

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Case Keenum officially named starter for the Houston Texans on Sunday Night against the Colts.  Yay!  I was terrified after the Chiefs game when Kubiak said "Matt Schaub is my starting QB."

 

Maybe we can do something at home without spotting the other team some free touchdowns.  Maybe the season's not already over.  

 

So you're saying there's a chance.

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The Colts are going to stomp the Texans, just like the good old days.  Indy is back on top, and all is right in the AFC South. :D

They still have to get by the Jaguars.

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 Speaking of Hands of Stone McAlligator Hands.

Fred Ex gets jail: Former Eagles receiver Freddie Mitchell, who pleaded guilty in March to federal tax fraud charges, was sentenced today to 37 months in prison.

 

 

 

Holy shit! He was on Millionaire Matchmaker and I wanted to laugh because the motherfucker was a substitute teacher at a local high school here in town (where he was subsequently asked not to return after he reportedly hit on some of the girls.

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