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TLDR - Snyder hated the Lerner family  (owners of the Nationals) so much he wanted milk poured on the carpet of their suite so that when they came on gamedays the suite would smell of sour milk

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There's a pop culture and horror con in August at one of the BWI airport hotels and, in addition to assorted horror and sci fi people is Fred Smoot.

I guess he'd be a horror guest? ?

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So legit question: if Snyder was in a foreign country, who would they be serving the subpoena to?  His lawyers?

Edit: Yup, they tried serving his lawyer according to The Athletic:
 

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The committee attempted to deliver the subpoena Friday via Snyder’s attorney, Karen Patton Seymour, who declined to accept on behalf of her client, according to sources. Seymour is also out of the country on a separate matter, according to a source.

 

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Another reminder of how petty the organization is - they aren't including Trent Williams in their 90 greatest players in franchise history

 

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So the organization added Trent Williams and RG3 to the voting after basically taking a beating from their remaining fans all weekend long

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17 hours ago, dogwelder said:

Snyder will testify by video for Congress July 28.

This isn't a done deal

 

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So apparently a reporter acted some tough but fair questions (albeit douchy) to Carson Wentz and while Carson handled it well, Jason Wright loses his shit calling him childish and threatening to take away his "special access"

Meet the new boss same as the old boss when it comes to their opinion on state run team media ?

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4 hours ago, hammerva said:

So apparently a reporter acted some tough but fair questions (albeit douchy) to Carson Wentz and while Carson handled it well, Jason Wright loses his shit calling him childish and threatening to take away his "special access"

Meet the new boss same as the old boss when it comes to their opinion on state run team media ?

To be fair to Washington (not that they deserve it), every pro and college sports team treats their local media like that. 
 

It’s made most local media such wusses when dealing with the programs now. They know if they stop kissing ass for a second, they could be screwed. You even get shit where the sports reporters wear the team gear on the air. It’s pathetic. 

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So Ron Rivera and Jack Del Rio keep, rightly, shitting on Jamin Davis' play.

In his second year, he hasn't come close to what you would expect out of a 1st Round pick

Now you can argue that the coaches shouldn't be doing it through the media, especially since the entire defense is terrible but he is the only one being called out by name.

So now we have the fun MESSAGES VIA SOCIAL MEDIA~!

Yes - that is from Django Unchained

Yes - you can potentially say he is implying his coaches are racist

Yes - that is his teammate Bobby McCain liking the post

Yes - the post has since been deleted

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The worst part is that Sunday was his best game in his short career and there were a lot of bigger issues (like William Jackson unable to cover anyone)

And let's just ignore that his entire rookie year he played out of his normal position because Ron and Jack thought he could be a middle linebacker and run the whole defense

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For some reason they took two pages to announce the new Commies training facility name is OrthoVirginia Training Center at Commanders Park.

So, for any former New Yorker's they can quickly remember it as the OTC.  

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Totally suspended Dan Snyder was photographed on the field today with Jerry Jones

I will enjoy the NFL pretending it doesn't have internet

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Per the local reporters - apparently Snyder is allowed to attend games though this is the first game this year that anyone saw him

Because of course he has to suck up to Jerry "Please don't force me to sell!"

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On 10/2/2022 at 11:17 AM, dogwelder said:

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(Are we sure that's Snyder?  And Jerry has that look on his face like he'd rather be somewhere else)


 as far as anyone knows that's not Snyder it's "The Midnight Pennypincher" and they'll have to unmask him at the 50 yard line to prove otherwise.

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12 hours ago, BobbyWhioux said:

 


 as far as anyone knows that's not Snyder it's "The Midnight Pennypincher" and they'll have to unmask him at the 50 yard line to prove otherwise.

I think he'd be more of a fan of The Yellow Dog since he seems to be a fan of pointing out the color of people.

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