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JULY 2020 WRESTLING DISCUSSION


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1 hour ago, mattdangerously said:

No, it's definitely Tamina. Lacey is raw, but has potential to get a lot better. Nia at least has a certain presence. Tamina is useless, and has probably only stuck around this long because she knows stuff about her dad that Vince doesn't want getting out.

Tamina's got the best superkick tho. And her days in Team BAD taunting JoJo was pretty friggin' great.

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37 minutes ago, Elsalvajeloco said:

It's the limo driver I'm assuming, correct?

I think the consensus was the limo driver had probably covered up some horrible shit for Vince.

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3 hours ago, L_W_P said:

While I'm feeling nostalgic for all things DVDVR I want to give a shout out to @piranesi

Batista fashion watch is/was/always will be nothing short of incredible.

Any chance of firing up the analyzer? For old time's sake?
 

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Dave Bautista [\spoiler]

 

wow...it's too many layers...it's too much at once...I'm having trouble fitting it all...PULL UP...PULLLLLL

UPPPPPPPPBATISTAFASHIONWWWWEEEEEEIIIIIIIIAAAAAAACCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

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Stanley Tucci, in the throws of anaphylactic inflammation from eating Gene Shalit, dons George Costanza's big coat and takes his cautious first steps toward researching his role in a gritty remake of Darby O'Gill and the Little People based on a lost treatment by Bob Fosse.

 

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2 hours ago, Jiji said:

That story about him refusing to come to a Nitro taping because he was laying down a new driveway is a thing, right?

They should have got him on the horn and told him the Cat was talking shit again. That woulda got him on the plane. 

Whatever happened to Hollywood Cibernetico, and really how egregious was he sexually to the point where he got the "calm down" line on here? Did he just post upskirt photos or something? I think he was pretty much gone by the time I started here (which was a decade ago. Fuck we're old). 

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There’s no way Cibernetico was gone by the time you showed up, since he was still around, from what I recall, up until like maybe 3 or so years ago. I definitely remember his avatar and him posting and whatnot.

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2 hours ago, Zimbra said:

Oh man, I loved those SC Radio shows. My favorites were them going through the WWE hall of fame trying to find the least terrible person and speculating about using time travel and murder to preserve people's artistic legacies.

Where would find these shows?

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6 minutes ago, Brian Fowler said:

 basically the only person I ever totally went off on on this board in the last, like, decade.

So you are the direct opposite of me. ?

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5 hours ago, Jiji said:

Scott Norton's wife was fucking dope, man. She'd answer most any question we'd throw her way. Then somebody pissed her off and she left for a long time, maybe forever. Who was it that upset her and where can I find them? 

That story about him refusing to come to a Nitro taping because he was laying down a new driveway is a thing, right? I'm not just making up Scott Norton stories or my Scott Norton dreams aren't leaking into my consciousness are they?

I'm not the one who upset her - but I nearly did. I had mod abilities at that time and started throwing warnings onto her to which I got a big abusive DM sent to me. I apologised, then I got a DM from Scott (who also joined the board for a very short period) apologising back to me. We all became MySpace and then Facebook friends for years until they unfriended everyone they weren't personally close with. Those were surreal days for an 18-year-old kid. 

Thanks for the memory lane posts everyone, I've been lurking and rarely posting here waaaaaaay longer than I thought. 

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I was shocked when Hollywood Cibernetico suddenly started being homophobic, because I'd assumed from his constant body shaming woman comments that he was a catty gay dude who never really interacted with women in real life. Always read his posts in a super camp voice.

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9 hours ago, Yo-Yo's Roomie said:

This is not true, is it? I distinctly remember Bryan beating Punk the year of the pipe bomb. There was controversy I think when Punk beat Henry in the semi-final.

As mentioned - this was specifically in reference to the Cesaro over Bryan year which was the first one on this version of the board

The first official one was run in 2010

And humorous side note - in 2011, 2012, 2013, Daniel Bryan beat CM Punk in the Finals so again highlighting why March Madness was an exercise in futility.

Even more entertaining side bit from me - the aforementioned Cesaro/Bryan year was 2014. Because of the finish - the other giant controversy has been lost to time which was Brock beat Punk in the first round. (The big reason being Brock had only 4 matches in the entire time period which honestly could be said about every year)

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5 hours ago, Curt McGirt said:

Whatever happened to Hollywood Cibernetico, and really how egregious was he sexually to the point where he got the "calm down" line on here? 

To clarify this origin story.

The "Settle Down Hollywood Cibernetico" line was not said to HC.

The time after HC was banned - @J.T. posted something about someone in the vein of they made him tingly in the pants.

Partly in jest since JT is my friend and would understand the joke I was making and partly to not encourage behavior from other board posters, I responded with just "Settle Down Hollywood Cibernetico"

As this board is want to do, especially with memes, it has been beaten into the ground since

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Considering the crap that HC would post the "Settle down..." part did initially confuse me but I do remember you starting it.  Then from there it just seemed like a weird interpretation that like you said took on a life of its own.  But aside from a couple slip ups I'm thankful that hasn't happened to me much.

Also wanted to thank @Dolfan in NYC for the clarification about Shayna.  Had to look up the term to make sure I got it right but I do remember the interview that was posted.

Oh, and Piranesi is an absolute treasure.  I love that a Batista picture is kind of like a bat signal or sorts for him and the fashion watch is always a delight.

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Cibernetico was officially banned in the 2/8/16 Raw (Daniel Bryan's retirement speech) thread for claiming that Brie only came down to the ring to leech off her husband's heat. Stro got banned in the same thread for his insufferable "I hate the fans" schtick.

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9 hours ago, Jiji said:

That story about him refusing to come to a Nitro taping because he was laying down a new driveway is a thing, right? I'm not just making up Scott Norton stories or my Scott Norton dreams aren't leaking into my consciousness are they?

I remember that story too so you're not imagining it.

I completely forgot Josh Barnett was on puroresufans around that time.

That was a fun site.  When I first became a member, Stu was really connected to NJPW and would post updates about backstage goings-on and contract negotiations in addition to the usual results and recaps.

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7 minutes ago, Dolfan in NYC said:

Also, for the record, I'm still trying to figure out which one of you is the grown up Krone Meltzer

As Tom K used to say "If I haven't met them, I assume they are a Ganc sock puppet"

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"DEATH VALLEY DRIVER... MESSAGE BOARD, SHOULD BE SPELLED B-O-R-E-D!"

Wasn't Krone Meltzer someone Twitter now?

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