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I’ve heard people criticize that match, but that is the first time that Kaito has shown any real lick of personality whatsoever. I hope he gets even better out of this. He’s a Tanahashi at the Carnival away from being a major player.

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Hoi! Looks like a house show death match from FMW that I've never seen. Sasuke + Onita + Tarzan Goto + barbed wire = watch. 

EDIT: MUST WATCH. This starts off crazy with Shinzaki cutting his head off three minutes in and just builds to a peak AFTER the match is over, as photographers and staff fill the ring while Onita hyperventilates on the mic. Sasuke decides that Shinzaki is not going to out-crazy him by risking castration by barbed wire so he does the Sasuke Special to nowhere right after the pinfall. Even Pogo says "fuck it" and wraps his whole arm in wire to pop guys with. A real gem here.

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A death match in Australia would involve one on those venomous spiders that gets in your boot or a box jellyfish, one would think.  Instead, a lot of light tubes.

 

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That was bizarre. None of those dudes looked like they wanted to be there, they all moved at half-speed like the heat was killing them, half of the tecnico side is missing for a whole fall, then one of them does an insane dive onto everyone where it looks like he could have shattered his leg. And then it just ends with this preposterous submission out of nowhere! That along with the blood... man. Weird. 

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Putting this here for its bizarre nature. For some reason Verne has flown in Baba and Abby to work a PWF title match in front of a bunch of Chicagoans. They proceed to do a whole lot of nothing in slow motion but Abby blades like six times and absolutely coats the ring in blood. At one point they pan to a lady in the crowd who is totally grossed out. Baba sells like an old man who fell out of bed and is afraid to move. Abby goes back for an elbow and falls through the ropes to count himself out. None of it makes any sense but Baba gets a big pop for some reason. Also, Jumbo wears a shirt that says "JUMBO TSURUTA" in real big letters, I guess to differentiate himself from the other 6'6" Japanese men walking around Wicker Park. 

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8 hours ago, Curt McGirt said:

Putting this here for its bizarre nature. For some reason Verne has flown in Baba and Abby to work a PWF title match in front of a bunch of Chicagoans. They proceed to do a whole lot of nothing in slow motion but Abby blades like six times and absolutely coats the ring in blood. At one point they pan to a lady in the crowd who is totally grossed out. Baba sells like an old man who fell out of bed and is afraid to move. Abby goes back for an elbow and falls through the ropes to count himself out. None of it makes any sense but Baba gets a big pop for some reason. Also, Jumbo wears a shirt that says "JUMBO TSURUTA" in real big letters, I guess to differentiate himself from the other 6'6" Japanese men walking around Wicker Park. 

Review of thee Year. It's funny because it's all true; it's true and that's funny. 

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RAF

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  • 2 weeks later...

Moneyball (Ladder) Match: D-Fix (KAORU & Mayumi Ozaki aka OZ) vs. LCO (Mima Shimoda & Etsuko Mita)

Let's go through the checklist, shall we?

Quadruple juice like it's a Fantastics vs. Sheepherders match? Check.

Mima Shimoda tapping an artery like she's known to do on occasion? Check.

D-FIX dressed like they just robbed a Rainbow, Citi Trends, and a Forever 21 all in the same day, but only took the clothing and not the money? Check.

Absurdly dangerous ladder spots? Big check.

Mayumi Ozaki almost coming out of her top four different times? Check.

KAORU probably breaking a rib and puncturing a lung because she wasn't expecting to take a big bump? Check.

Looks like everything is in order for a crazy, awesome, spectacularly violent match.

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