OSJ Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 4 hours ago, Curt McGirt said: Yeah fuck all that. Spiders are the only animal that I'm mildly phobic of. The bigger they are the less I like them, so living out in the desert like you is out for me. Oh, I can't abide the 8-legged monstrosities. A small spider will cause me to hurl large objects in its general direction. The nice thing (if there's a nice thing) about tarantulas is that they hate the vibration made by cars, so you never, ever see one in town. Out on the rez, where the typical lot covers half a square block, yeah, they love that shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted August 23, 2020 Author Share Posted August 23, 2020 Faby Apache bleeds like a freak. Lady Shani is Ludark Shatain's cousin so you thing she would know her way around a razor blade. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 17 minutes ago, DEAN said: Faby Apache bleeds like a freak. Lady Shani is Ludark Shatain's cousin so you thing she would know her way around a razor blade. SEXY LADY~! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee Reverend Axl Future Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 At the top of my list of people to second me at ringside: a huge roided out Minotaur. Towards the bottom of that same list: the Hamburger Kid. fun match, RAF 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted August 24, 2020 Author Share Posted August 24, 2020 Ovett is a big fat guy with lots of blood to give. Hard to believe he does a stripper gimmick now. Lunatic bump at 9:13. Third caida is INSANE. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 BLADE?! YUMIKO HOTTA DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BLADE! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted August 24, 2020 Author Share Posted August 24, 2020 I was going to put this in the Wrestling Machine thread, but LOOKIT ALL THE BLOOD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Wow, how long was that pull-apart? Seven, eight minutes? Speaking of pull-aparts, this can go on here because Hansen incredulously blades for the Northern Chop of all moves. and has a screaming rant covered in blood after. Brody bleeds too because he's Brody. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batboy Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 On 8/19/2020 at 7:49 PM, DEAN said: Hey! It's Hikaru Shida. I'm not a doctor but are there arteries in your head? Yes, there are: (this also serves as a handy guide to blading locations as well) 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 I feel like so much AAA I watch is a hugely overbooked clusterfuk, but man, they know how to at least book fun hugely overbooked clusterfucks. They remind me a lot of 1995=97 ECW where you only remember like a quarter of what you saw but you know you had a good time. The six sided ring still sucks. Like maybe a third of even their own workers actually look comfortable with how it changes the angles. If Faby Apache tells you to wear the minotaur outfit, you wear the fucking minotaur outfit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 The bump shown above is nas-tee. This is about as grimy as it gets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Dunno if DEAN got to this one yet but here it is again if so. I watched the Ambulance Match with the Pastores and Invader I/Colon and expected it to be as bloody but it wasn't. Here though we get about a dozen closeups of bloodsoaked New Zealanders. They went the extra mile with the barbed wire in this one, wrapping it around the ropes like that so you can't even run them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 This is six minutes of clips but it's just non-stop footage of four guys slapping the shit out of each other and bleeding. Just an awesomely condensed shot of violence for your eyeballs. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted August 26, 2020 Author Share Posted August 26, 2020 Dirty White Boy, who rules, bleeds in a Southern Death Match! Tom Pritchard doesn't, for some reason. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted August 26, 2020 Author Share Posted August 26, 2020 23 hours ago, Curt McGirt said: Dunno if DEAN got to this one yet but here it is again if so. I watched the Ambulance Match with the Pastores and Invader I/Colon and expected it to be as bloody but it wasn't. Here though we get about a dozen closeups of bloodsoaked New Zealanders. They went the extra mile with the barbed wire in this one, wrapping it around the ropes like that so you can't even run them. I was watching an interview with Luke Williams and he said they were the first guys to wrap it vertically so it was more dangerous, and thus the barbed wire match was always their blow-off match. He said they would do a street fight, then a lumberjack match, then a cage match and then their hideous barbed wire concept. God damn, the Sheepherders were hard core. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 (edited) Speaking of hard core, the Dr. Tom/DWB match made me go back and watch the "I'd like to talk to Tom" angle again... fuuuuuuuck. I remembered the domestic violence part but not the HANGING WITH A NOOSE part. If I was one of those black cops, whether I was smartened up or not I'd probably have taken a nightstick to Tony Anthony. Edited August 26, 2020 by Curt McGirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted August 26, 2020 Author Share Posted August 26, 2020 37 minutes ago, Curt McGirt said: Speaking of hard core, the Dr. Tom/DWB match made me go back and watch the "I'd like to talk to Tom" angle again... fuuuuuuuck. I remembered the domestic violence part but not the HANGING WITH A NOOSE part. If I was one of those black cops, whether I was smartened up or not I'd probably have taken a nightstick to Tony Anthony. The greatest thing in the history of wrestling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 This here's a four-part NWA Anarchy Wargames that Segunda tells me is soaked. It involves meat cleavers and claw hammers, soooooo I think it goes here and will report back after watching tomorrow. Spoiler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordi the former AEW fan Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 6 hours ago, Curt McGirt said: This here's a four-part NWA Anarchy Wargames that Segunda tells me is soaked. It involves meat cleavers and claw hammers, soooooo I think it goes here and will report back after watching tomorrow. Reveal hidden contents We might need to start up a "Man's Inhumanity to Man" thread, for stuff like that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 Wouldn't that just be a bunch of Great Khali and Koji Kitao matches? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 That Wargames was a fuckin blast, and completely insane. Slim J has to be nuts, he's one of those Darby Allin skinny psychos who don't mind just dying, and him and Ace Rockwell get destroyed by the nastiest cage throws ever. There are multiple times you think the cage is gonna fall over from it. All the weapons are crazy, Tank and Iceberg are hulking monstrosities, everyone plays a great role and the energy is through the roof. Spoiler The Rejects get extra points for having their own Tiny from the Rob Zombie Devil's Rejects show up at the end as a Reese-sized dude in a Leatherface mask called Dominus. I marked out when that guy appeared out of nowhere. And yeah... this is only the second match I've seen to involve a claw hammer, and the first to involve a meat cleaver. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted August 28, 2020 Author Share Posted August 28, 2020 Bruiser Brodie outbleeds Dorie Funk Jr. An upset! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Rina Yamashita is disturbed young woman Part LXXI 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 @Jiji Found it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 On 8/27/2020 at 10:03 PM, DEAN said: Bruiser Brodie outbleeds Dorie Funk Jr. An upset! Honestly one of my favourite matches from either guy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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