Tromatagon Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 9 minutes ago, Curt McGirt said: Yeah. That shit better be Bill Johnson level, not Bill Johnson's stunt double. I can get a real Savini one, don't worry. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 My mate at work got Ben's Barbed Wire Blood Bath. I'm not usually jealous of him at all, but that's one of the better (and more likely) show names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 (edited) Adam's Huge Hog Fuckfest. . .Which is not a name for a wrestling show, but the greatest porno ever Edited March 5, 2020 by Kuetsar 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hundred Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Horny Millennial Bloodbath. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Hero Morganti Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Kuetsar said: Adam's Huge Hog Fuckfest. . .Which is not a name for a wrestling show, but the greatest porno ever Faye Jackson got that one too. Lol Wait i was wrong. Hers was huge hog clusterfuck. Which.. still though. Edited March 6, 2020 by Morganti Went and looked at her tweet again 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 (edited) 13 hours ago, AxB said: Outlaw Mudshow Horny Slumber Pary That sounds like a hell of a good time, and there's no chance of Jim Cornette showing up. (My name isn't really Eddie. It's a closely guarded secret only a few here know.) Edited March 6, 2020 by Nice Guy Eddie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 (edited) On 3/4/2020 at 7:48 PM, AxB said: Punk Asuka As if Asuka couldn't get any hotter. Oi! Oi! Oi! Now pass me those cloves. Edited March 6, 2020 by Nice Guy Eddie 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 I bet D.Z. saw that list and really wished Hana Kimura had been born in February, instead of September. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 (edited) 6 hours ago, Ligerbusa said: We’re not gonna fucking cheap out on Leatherface’s mask either. 5 hours ago, Curt McGirt said: Yeah. That shit better be Bill Johnson level, not Bill Johnson's stunt double. Bill Johnson? It better be Gunnar Hansen level. BTW, Gunnar was so F'N cool when I met him @ the 2010 Chiller convention. There was no line, so I got to talk to him for like 20 minutes, take a picture with him, and he signed my TCM original DVD cover poster. He was like the coolest old grandfather ever. God bless Gunnar Hansen. My ex met Savini and got her picture taken with him. He was also cool as hell. Edited March 6, 2020 by Nice Guy Eddie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: Outlaw Mudshow Horny Slumber Pary That sounds like a hell of a good time, and there's no chance of Jim Cornette showing up. (My name isn't really Eddie. It's a closely guarded secret only a few here know.) Okay, I'm going to call you Chad. Ryan's Strong Style Jamboree sounds like a good old time. We're holding out in the woods. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Just now, Ryan said: Okay, I'm going to call you Chad. Ryan's Strong Style Jamboree sounds like a good old time. We're holding out in the woods. If you really think about, you'll figure it out. I am a Seinfeld fanatic after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: (My name isn't really Eddie. It's a closely guarded secret only a few here know.) Bosco. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, PetrolCB said: Bosco. Nah, that's my debit card pin. Edited March 6, 2020 by Nice Guy Eddie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Eddie's real name is Mr. Marbles 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Just now, BrianS81177 said: Eddie's real name is Mr. Marbles I'm Jean Paul Jean Paul and I'm a marathon runner from Trinidad & Tobago. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: I'm Jean Paul Jean Paul and I'm a marathon runner from Trinidad & Tobago. Ahh, I should've known. You son of a bitch. Edited March 6, 2020 by PetrolCB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 4 minutes ago, PetrolCB said: Ahh, I should've known. You son of a bitch. I talked to a real friendly bastard. I believe his name is Petrol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 This son of a bitch is ice cold. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 They also booked Chris Dickinson for the show, even though he has a match in Mexico two days earlier, and then flies to Tampa the next day to have 13 matches in 4 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coletti Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Chris's All-Inclusive Fuckfest, which is incredibly appropriate for my bi/pan ass 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coletti Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 (edited) DP. ...that's double post, pervs. Edited March 6, 2020 by christopher.annino 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Cosmo "Chad" Constantinople is the changed legal name for @Nice Guy Eddie, that or Chad Ian, cousin of Scott and roadie/funeral planner for Anthrax. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 First to Get Disqualified? That makes about as much sense as a First Blood match, or that Last Blood Battle Royale that (I think) Foley wrote about in his book. If it was me I'd just walk in, kick the ref in the nuts, leave. Straight to the pay windah! 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grilledcheese Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 It's logic errors like that that make the existence of "pro wrestling eyes / brain" necessary to enjoy it. If I was ever booked in a no-DQ situation, I'm bringing a fucking gun. I will put it in your face, and we will work out an arrangement in which you offer the referee your verbal submission, and we are done for the evening. Buying in to pro wres means you have to throw shit like that away. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 1 hour ago, grilledcheese said: It's logic errors like that that make the existence of "pro wrestling eyes / brain" necessary to enjoy it. If I was ever booked in a no-DQ situation, I'm bringing a fucking gun. I will put it in your face, and we will work out an arrangement in which you offer the referee your verbal submission, and we are done for the evening. Buying in to pro wres means you have to throw shit like that away. It's "No-DQ" not "No 1st Degree Murder". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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