RIPPA Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Dez Bryant with a Megatron like TD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Megatron is a video game character. Fucking amazing player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Oh fuck you Jimmy Graham for not only starting but catching TD passes No this isn't fantasy bitterness at all. Grr... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Every single game going on right now is almost at the half at the same time. That would be odd if they all were. I don't think that usually happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimLivingston Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 So those people with the flags that say "JAGUARS" on it had the R in front of the A and my mom was laughing loud and proud. Teachers are the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 I am now reading the Giants/Eagles first half recap and getting more and more frustrated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Moral of the story: People in England can't spell after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipGofern Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Brady's hand is grotesquely swollen. I'm sure there's a tasteless Giselle joke in there somewhere. I'm the meantime, millions of fantasy players are weeping. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 I am giddy about the possibility of cuddly animal gifs of joy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Hey - The Giants have finally learned how to get to the QB this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 God bless you comically stupid Chip Kelly play calling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Hey going for it on 4th and 9 seemed like a good idea against Washington State. Against the Giants maybe not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Erotic Terrorist Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Okay, what asshole/moron kicks a field goal down 31-13? Be a man and go for it, as its not like your going to win anyway. . . . Well, obviously that is what SCHIANO MEN do when you experience such a scenario. The Schiano reign of ineptitude won't be complete until they get the number one pick, pass on Teddy because 'Glennon is a Schiano man', and draft Clowney. Clowney holds out and when he does practice, he complains he has a sore hamstring and requests the next three days off. Schiano is fired for choking Clowney. Oh, what a nightmare of a thought. Also the 49ers started their opening drive with the same roll out sideline pass to the fullback that they literally run at least once in every game this season and has essentially been in the 49er playbook since Bill Walsh's first season. It's a basic west coast offense play with a Best Case Scenario of about 15 yards of catch-and-run. The Jaguars gave up 43 yards on it and didn't even have a defender on that side of the field, and literally any other eligible ballcarrier on the 49er roster would've had an 80 yard touchdown. We all know the Jags are the worst team in the league but we kinda have an actual unit of measure to quantify how much worse they are than everyone else now. That describes rather well how piss-poor the Jaguars really are. If they win a game this year I'll be shocked. Megatron gets 87 yards and *almost* beats 4 Cowboy defenders for the last 3. EDIT: Course, the Lions procede to do nothing with it and have to kick a FG. I am not sure what happened there but Detroit did score a TD. With how the game's going that is a good thing they got a touchdown. There isn't too much for me to say about the early games so far, except that I laughed out loud when I saw a Dolphins player sack Brady and his celebratory move was to imitate Pee Wee Herman dancing to Tequila. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Sadly, he wasn't imitating it, that's just how he dances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MADCAP Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 And Victor Cruz takes Kawada/Taue finisher. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 And Victor Cruz takes Kawada/Taue finisher. Oooof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Meanwhile Jason Campbell has the Browns within 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 After a brutal 1st quarter, Jason Campbell is having a good performance against the Chiefs with a couple of touchdowns. And cue the collapse of the Dolphins after a dominating first half. Never changes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 And Victor Cruz takes Kawada/Taue finisher. Must have gif now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 I love Greg Gumble trying to prop up Kyle Williams as being local to New Orleans HE GREW UP ONLY 330 MILES AWAY!!! Umm... Greg that is over 5 hours away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 so much for cuddly victory animal gifs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 The Jags have a full back on their team with no one but two apostrophes in his name. Don't see that every day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Poor poor Jags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Oh God Damn you Reggie Bush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 I assume his ancestry is from the island nations in the Pacific or maybe Hawaiian? There's been a few guys with names like that over the years I'd wager. I prefer Kyle Juszczyk for seemingly hard to pronounce names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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