Craig H Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 My first thought was that those are pretty crass. On second thought, most fan made shirts are for the worst kinds of fans, like so many Cubs shirts (Howry Kow!, Fuk-U-Do-Me, Ozzie Guillen Lawn Mowing Service, etc.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoffman Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Two years ago, the Cardinals' mantra was Happy Flight. After last night, it has to be Crappy Flight. This is clearly the spark the Cards have been looking for. If being stuck on a tarmac with your co-workers for seven hours doesn't give you the urge to crush baseballs all over (and out of) Fenway, nothing will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Two years ago, the Cardinals' mantra was Happy Flight. After last night, it has to be Crappy Flight. This is clearly the spark the Cards have been looking for. If being stuck on a tarmac with your co-workers for seven hours doesn't give you the urge to crush baseballs all over (and out of) Fenway, nothing will. Yeah. But the last thing they need is to try to crush anything. They've been a bunch of little men swining like big men all series and it doesn't work for them. I think the only one actually just dropping the bat down and trying to just get hits are Shane Robinson and Allen Craig. Everyone else is swinging like they're Ortiz, but they're not so they are popping up and turning over on everything they touch, like a solo HR every nineteen at bats is going to help. That's not how they got here. Plus it's boring. One Matt Holliday is enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Two years ago, the Cardinals' mantra was Happy Flight. After last night, it has to be Crappy Flight. This is clearly the spark the Cards have been looking for. If being stuck on a tarmac with your co-workers for seven hours doesn't give you the urge to crush baseballs all over (and out of) Fenway, nothing will. Yeah. But the last thing they need is to try to crush anything. They've been a bunch of little men swining like big men all series and it doesn't work for them. I think the only one actually just dropping the bat down and trying to just get hits are Shane Robinson and Allen Craig. Everyone else is swinging like they're Ortiz, but they're not so they are popping up and turning over on everything they touch, like a solo HR every nineteen at bats is going to help. That's not how they got here. Plus it's boring. One Matt Holliday is enough. IF your down 3-2 in the World Series and need a spark, your beat already. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I hope it ends up about 18-2 after 4 innings to ruin any climax for the series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I want to see it end when a St. Louis pitcher stands on the rubber while his team attempts to use the hidden ball trick, so that the winning run scores from third on a balk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoffman Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Yeah. But the last thing they need is to try to crush anything. They've been a bunch of little men swining like big men all series and it doesn't work for them. I think the only one actually just dropping the bat down and trying to just get hits are Shane Robinson and Allen Craig. Everyone else is swinging like they're Ortiz, but they're not so they are popping up and turning over on everything they touch, like a solo HR every nineteen at bats is going to help. That's not how they got here. Plus it's boring. One Matt Holliday is enough. IF your down 3-2 in the World Series and need a spark, your beat already. . . . No one is going to get in the way between me and my delusions here! The Cardinals will crush baseballs and win handily! I'll crouch down in the corner and repeat this to myself, much like Bart reassuring himself the Krusty was coming to Kamp Krusty, if need be. Wacha and Kelly will pitch their hearts out, Pete Kozma will stun the world with some glorious offensive output, David Ortiz may actually strike out at some point. All they needed was a little airplane camaraderie and Imo's Pizza in their bellies. My rose-colored glasses are allowing me to see the truth here, I just know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Should we put you on suicide watch if they lose? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 If the Cardinals lose soon, maybe my co-workers will let me out on some fucking Blues games in our break room. Fingers crossed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoffman Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Should we put you on suicide watch if they lose? In all seriousness, at this point I'd be absolutely stunned if they can keep the Red Sox scoreless after the 1st inning tonight, much less win two games in a row on the road. But there's no way The True Cardinals Fan can half-ass these things; now more than ever, we can't help but use our whole ass to cheer them on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Well, Krusty did eventually show up, you just have to get something related to the franchise under your control and demand they win. Let's see, what could you do. Ah, go down to the empty Busch Stadium and stand out front with a megaphone and yelling things at invisible people. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I hope it ends up about 18-2 after 4 innings to ruin any climax for the series. I'm not going that far, but this has 9-1 final written all over it. . . By the way, is David Ortiz going to tell us how he channeled the Babe this series? There's being hot, but this is fucking ridiculous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 He transfers all the power from his gut to his eyes and wrists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 We're ready!!!!!! Nothing can stop togetherness and sincerity!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Have you ever noticed how all of them pretty much always lose in the end, Piranesi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoffman Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 True, but they consistently refuse to admit defeat, and always return to torment and irritate people, each installment more obnoxious and grating than the last, and... Oh, wait a minute. Still, go Cardinals! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Have you ever noticed how all of them pretty much always lose in the end, Piranesi? We'll see if your insolence holds in 24 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 HAY EBYRONE, ITS' JOHNJAY@@#@#!@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 He could probably have caught that if he laid out~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 The design of those shoes burn my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 The design of those shoes burn my eyes. Still better than Dwayne Wade's, granted that's not saying much. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 I hope it ends up about 18-2 after 4 innings to ruin any climax for the series. I'm not going that far, but this has 9-1 final written all over it. . . By the way, is David Ortiz going to tell us how he channeled the Babe this series? There's being hot, but this is fucking ridiculous Of course I didn't realize I cut the earlier prediction exactly in half. . . lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Since I agree on walking Ortiz, that means there is a 100% chance that Napoli blows this open right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 I know Wacha is new to this, but he hit the wrong guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 So close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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