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1 hour ago, Six String Orchestra said:

I think Gorgeous George gets grandfathered in on the top 5. Can't forget the folical pioneers. 

 

He can go in the Founders' Wing!

 

1 hour ago, Log said:

My wife tolerates my wrestling fandom. But there are two things that she absolutely cannot stand in wrestling:

1. Wrestlers with dripping wet hair. AJ Styles is her favorite current wrestler solely because he comes to the ring with dry hair. 
 

2. Wrestlers who wear trunks with a t-shirt or jacket. She calls it “disturbing”. 

 

AJ Styles' hair is ridiculous, though.  He looks like a failed country singer and that beard isn't fooling anybody as far as hiding his weak chin goes.

My pet peeve is wrestlers who wear trunks and boots, but no kneepads.  It's tremendous what a difference kneepads make.  Boots, trunks, kneepads = pro wrestler.  Just boots and trunks = pervert in underwear and Doc Martens.

We need an ongoing Wrestling Fashion thread where we can just go all Mr. Blackwell on these dudes.

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Keith Flint (RIP)'s haircut is just Road Warrior Hawk plus hair dye though.

Vader actually asked Hawk's permission before he went double Mohawk, you know.

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1 hour ago, Goodear said:

Bruiser Bedlam had a completely bald head except for a tiny pony tail.  It was glorious.

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Great Corny line on Bruiser: "He's the nicest murderer you'll ever meet".

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1 hour ago, Six String Orchestra said:

I *tried* to pivot by sharing my favorite Luther Reigns memory but much like his career it was immediately forgotten. 

Luther Reigns had a short but funny role in 2004's The Girl Next Door. For a rom-com, it's an enjoyable movie. Plus, it has Timothy Olyphant playing a porn producer, the insanely hot Elisha Cuthbert, and Emile Hirsch. 

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1 hour ago, AxB said:

At the show I was at in Friday, A-Kid managed to make himself the biggest heel in the building through the simple medium of entrance music. We're all standing there, waiting for him to come out, and then we gear it, booming over the PA system:

"Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort" BOOOOOOOOooooooo!

What the heck do you have against Nick Mondo?????

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13 minutes ago, Six String Orchestra said:

We need to dig up the Johnny kickpad discussion from months ago if we're talking about fashion in wrestling. Lest we get into how no one ever wipes their feet anymore before getting into the ring like Regal used to. 

It's like you've never watched a WALTER match.  I also want to say Kay Lee Ray wipes her feet too, so it may be a Euro thing.

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2 hours ago, Zartan said:

I miss the spot where a dude gets up in the corner and just punches the guy ten times while the crowd counts along. Simple yet effective, the last person I remember doing it regularly was Booker T. 

Rey Mysterio did it last night.  I’m not sure he was expecting the crowd to count along because he just blew through all 10 with no delay or embellishments on the last punch.  

33 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Luther Reigns had a short but funny role in 2004's The Girl Next Door. For a rom-com, it's an enjoyable movie. Plus, it has Timothy Olyphant playing a porn producer, the insanely hot Elisha Cuthbert, and Emile Hirsch. 

I mean, Hirsch is okay but I wouldn’t call him “insanely hot”.  

17 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

PCO has to be somewhere in the conversation of good and bad wrestling haircuts. I'm just not sure what side he falls on.

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 I always like to imagine him going out to fancy dinners with his wife (assuming he has a wife) and her having to tell all her co-workers/friends/relatives:

”It’s for a role.”  

“Well no he’s a wrestler actually”

”Well he, uh, died and was brought back to life by a guy named Destro...”

”Can we just move on?”

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I like to imagine he wears Bret's jacket out to fine dining establishments. Possibly, the eye patch as well. Also, Collyer went as Chad Malenko at times, so it's basically true.

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2 hours ago, supremebve said:

I think Raven's grunge look has to be top 5 hair in wrestling history.  He looked like the burned out dudes who I remember from the early to mid 90s.  

He looked like a Rule 63 Felicity for a while.

1 hour ago, Six String Orchestra said:

Fashion is circular but I can't see the mullet ever coming back in style. That and frosted tips. 

Brian Pillman Jr would like to have a word with you.

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2 minutes ago, Six String Orchestra said:

Wrestling needs more guys like Tim Slyvia wearing the belt to the grocery store. Live the gimmick, brother. 

I think with Tim Sylvia, it was 50% gimmick, 50% someone please recognize me...pretty please.

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33 minutes ago, Six String Orchestra said:

We need to dig up the Johnny kickpad discussion from months ago if we're talking about fashion in wrestling. Lest we get into how no one ever wipes their feet anymore before getting into the ring like Regal used to. 

On Friday in Manchester, everyone wiped their feet on the apron. The show started with an "Introducing the Fighters" deal like PRIDE, so everyone in that actually did it twice. 

Viet Muller and Tim Thatcher were on the show, and they're both Ringkampf guys, Der Matte ist Helig (the Mat is Sacred) and all that. Not the type of guys you'd want to antagonise needlessly. Or needfully, either.

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12 minutes ago, Elsalvajeloco said:

I think with Tim Sylvia, it was 50% gimmick, 50% someone please recognize me...pretty please.

Probably more 40/60 with Sylvia but we need more people being super petty about that, like Owen and his Slammy. I wanna feel like it means something. I presume Brock walks around his nature reserve wearing the title. 

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22 minutes ago, Six String Orchestra said:

Wrestling needs more guys like Tim Slyvia wearing the belt to the grocery store. Live the gimmick, brother. 

They aren't home nearly enough to go to the grocery store.

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5 minutes ago, Six String Orchestra said:

Probably more 40/60 with Sylvia but we need more people being super petty about that, like Owen and his Slammy. I wanna feel like it means something. I presume Brock walks around his nature reserve wearing the title. 

Brock probably uses it as a paperweight.

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59 minutes ago, Elsalvajeloco said:

I think with Tim Sylvia, it was 50% gimmick, 50% someone please recognize me...pretty please.

I swear I recall an incident that was reported on the underground or somewhere else and there were pictures and what not to go with it of Tim Sylvia wearing his title belt out somewhere in Vegas and getting pissed because a parking attendant or something like that didn't know who he was.

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4 minutes ago, Craig H said:

I swear I recall an incident that was reported on the underground or somewhere else and there were pictures and what not to go with it of Tim Sylvia wearing his title belt out somewhere in Vegas and getting pissed because a parking attendant or something like that didn't know who he was.

Tim Sylvia was a kid with terrible self esteem issues, who thought growing up and becoming heavyweight champion would solve all his problems.  He reached that goal and everyone still treated him like a bitch.  

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