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OCTOBER 2019 WRESTLING CHAT.

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25 minutes ago, Craig H said:

Random thought, but I wish Arm had a badass daughter in wrestling too so maybe at some point we could get that theoretical person, Tessa, and Charlotte teaming together.

Well Arn isn’t even a real Anderson. Just get him to find a women’s wrestler from the indies. Tell her to shave her hair into a skullet, and not use Nair for weeks.

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39 minutes ago, Craig H said:

Random thought, but I wish Arm had a badass daughter in wrestling too so maybe at some point we could get that theoretical person, Tessa, and Charlotte teaming together.

Does Amy Hennig still wrestle? She could take her spot

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7 hours ago, SorceressKnight said:

 

Through all the WWE's problems- even up to today, WWE never quite got the right time when people were sick of the top hero and knew "this is the time to turn them"- with only Bret Hart in 1997 turning heel right when the fans were ready to boo them. 

 

Bret was a face for all of 1997, pal.

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2 minutes ago, The Natural said:

 

That would be great. Given the Kabuki Warriors turn, I think she'd be a better fit for them now than Paige.

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2 hours ago, BurningBeard said:

Nobody can model quite like The Model

 

I really want to go back in time and ask, "So, dressing like a ship's captain?  What made you decide on that?  Why not a train conductor, or better yet a a dude who drives a stagecoach?"

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It must have been yachting season. I think his powder-blue beret complete with Tatanka's feathers is his best look

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1 minute ago, BurningBeard said:

It must have been yachting season. I think his powder-blue beret complete with Tatanka's feathers is his best look

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I don't want Kairi and Asuka to have a manager.  I just want them to come out and cut promos in Japanese and then destroy their competition. 

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1 hour ago, Edwin said:

That would be great. Given the Kabuki Warriors turn, I think she'd be a better fit for them now than Paige.

Nah. They don't need a manager. The only Japanese I speak is Hello Kitty, and I knew Asuka/Kairi were saying "These raggedy heifers think they're better than us! Let's fuck them up!"
 

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yeah, I suspect that Madusa/Alundra managing them would just lead to her carrying a little plastic trash can around as a constant reference to why she wasn't in the WWE for years.

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1 minute ago, Burgundy LaRue said:

Nah. They don't need a manager. The only Japanese I speak is Hello Kitty, and I knew Asuka/Kairi were saying "These raggedy heifers think they're better than us! Let's fuck them up!"
 

I've come to the conclusion that raggedy is the single funniest descriptor of a person in the English language.  If you call someone raggedy, you'll always get a least a chuckle out of me.

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2 hours ago, Niners Fan in CT said:

I don't want Kairi and Asuka to have a manager.  I just want them to come out and cut promos in Japanese and then destroy their competition. 

 

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4 hours ago, Burgundy LaRue said:

Nah. They don't need a manager. The only Japanese I speak is Hello Kitty, and I knew Asuka/Kairi were saying "These raggedy heifers think they're better than us! Let's fuck them up!"
 

I swear WCW once put Great Muta on commentary in Nitro's dying days and he got away with repeating the same random gibberish before screaming "FUCK YOU UP!" 

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Are we just pretending like Madusa could ever cut a good promo?
Sorry.

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they don't need a manager but between Asuka's revival of green mist and Kairi's Piperesque eye pokes I do kinda want them to have a Mrs. Fuji (complete with bowler hat) hitting people with a cane to help them out.

I propose they bring in Yin Ling The Erotic Terrorist to finally get herself a U.S. payday.

She's got a son to support after all.

(no, seriously, she really does now, I couldn't remember how to spell her name so I actually had to look her up for the sake of this gag)

 

 

 

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Too bad Wally Yamaguchi passed away earlier this year.

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1 hour ago, The Great ML said:

Are we just pretending like Madusa could ever cut a good promo?
Sorry.

Yep, her stuff in dying WCW was just awful. 

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40 minutes ago, RolandTHTG said:

Yep, her stuff in dying WCW was just awful. 

Her and just about everyone else, except for Scott Steiner.

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They could tie in Madusa to the Kabuki Warriors by revealing that the green mist is actually old WCW cologne.

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19 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Her and just about everyone else, except for Scott Steiner.

Image result for the dog wcw

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22 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Her and just about everyone else, except for Scott Steiner.

Positively Kanyon was a beacon in the tempest as well

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I'd rather not have Madusa on my tv trying to manage Kabuki Warriors. They don't really need it. If they were to get someone though I would suggest they try to get Bull Nakano.

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It obviously can never happen, but Jado or Gedo would be the perfect manager for the Kabuki Warriors.

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