RIPPA Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 This isn’t the horror thread 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Are we sure that Jeff Hardy and Johnny Depp aren't related? Just looking at that picture, they've got to be like second cousins twice removed or something. Or maybe dudes from the south just have a certain "drunk mugshot" look that's regional to the area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Don't try to see Brock Lesnar's fucking penis. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 That makes it sound as if whilst most men have one penis that can do two things, Brock has two penises that can do one thing each. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 9 minutes ago, AxB said: That makes it sound as if whilst most men have one penis that can do two things, Brock has two penises that can do one thing each. One can do the charging Vader attack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamBroken Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 2 hours ago, West Newbury Bad Boy said: You joke, but it's not like Vince has ever had a problem lashing out at journalists who hit him with stiff questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Townsend Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Don't forget Vince telling the ESPN documentary crew - more than 15 years after that interview took place - that he wanted to beat Costas up, but couldn't because Costas was a "little guy." Holy shit, Vince. Get a grip. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 14 minutes ago, Doc Townsend said: Don't forget Vince telling the ESPN documentary crew - more than 15 years after that interview took place - that he wanted to beat Costas up, but couldn't because Costas was a "little guy." Holy shit, Vince. Get a grip. Other than Montreal (and a ring apron), is there any proof that Vince has been in a legit physical confrontation let alone an actual fist fight? One swift kick to the knee and this man would go down in a heap. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Just now, Elsalvajeloco said: Other than Montreal (and a ring apron), is there any proof that Vince has been in a legit physical confrontation let alone an actual fist fight? One swift kick to the knee and this man would go down in a heap. There was the Nailz thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MORELOCK Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 I feel like most people in their 70's would go down if you kicked them in the knee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coletti Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 This shit too. He's a tried and true scumbag. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 9 minutes ago, West Newbury Bad Boy said: There was the Nailz thing. You would think between that and getting laid out by an uppercut five years later, Vince would never talk about fighting anyone ever again. However, he wanted to have a real fight with Dana White. He would have got fucked up by an ex boxercise instructor. He would have never lived that down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 2 hours ago, West Newbury Bad Boy said: Public intoxication in Myrtle Beach this morning. "Same as it ever was.../ Same as it ... ever was..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Elsalvajeloco said: You would think between that and getting laid out by an uppercut five years later, Vince would never talk about fighting anyone ever again. However, he wanted to have a real fight with Dana White. He would have got fucked up by an ex boxercise instructor. He would have never lived that down. Part of me wishes he had actually blown off Steph's graduation to fight Eric Bischoff. But then I remember it would've been a fight between a middle aged bodybuilder and a washed up karate fighter. Edited July 14, 2019 by Brian Fowler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Elsalvajeloco said: Other than Montreal (and a ring apron), is there any proof that Vince has been in a legit physical confrontation let alone an actual fist fight? Proof? No. In that Playboy interview he boasted about beating up Marines as a youngster. But he might have lied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Just now, AxB said: Proof? No. In that Playboy interview he boasted about beating up Marines as a youngster. But he might have lied. Might have? 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 I buy it. Vince was a big kid and a juvenile delinquent. That's why he got sent to military school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 9 minutes ago, AxB said: Proof? No. In that Playboy interview he boasted about beating up Marines as a youngster. But he might have lied. 15 Marines? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Shawn's Marine count escalates the same way Hogan vs Andre does. I'm sure there was only like three of them the first time the story was told. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quackhell Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Doc Townsend said: Don't forget Vince telling the ESPN documentary crew - more than 15 years after that interview took place - that he wanted to beat Costas up, but couldn't because Costas was a "little guy." Holy shit, Vince. Get a grip. Vince should be careful. Costas knows how to handle himself. Just ask Joe Rogan. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, AxB said: Shawn's Marine count escalates the same way Hogan vs Andre does. I'm sure there was only like three of them the first time the story was told. Which is still two more than the police report stated (iirc, there were two or more other Marines there, but it was a one on one ass kicking.) Edit: though, to be clear, it wasn't a fair fight. Shawn was basically passed out and then dragged out of a car. Edit edit: looking it up, apparently there is discrepancy in how many people actually attacked Michaels vs standing around/keeping Smith and Waltman out of the fight. Edited July 14, 2019 by Brian Fowler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 1 hour ago, quackhell said: Just ask Joe Rogan. Let’s not. 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydneybrown Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 1 hour ago, quackhell said: Vince should be careful. Costas knows how to handle himself. Just ask Joe Rogan. It's sad that the majority of the board probably has no reference for this. NewsRadio is one of the most underrated comedies ever. Well, the first four seasons anyway. The year post-Phil Hartman never happened. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 6 hours ago, West Newbury Bad Boy said: Public intoxication in Myrtle Beach this morning. Jeff has turned into a Chick Tract panel of a guy who spent all his child support money on D&D books and and porn tapes on VHS. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydneybrown Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 I loved tonight. It's been forever since I got to decide which match I wanted to watch when I had two legit options. The winner on either show was JD Drake. I saw the Evolve promo and kept seeing this one guy who was the champ and I was all "who is this Beer City Bruiser wannabe?" I've never seen an Evolve show. I'm guessing most of the viewing audience was the same. In my eyes, tonight he was made. He sold me on this match. Even if his "life hurt me more than you can" or whatever was kinda lame. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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