Ryan Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Aren't they kind of dicks and a nuisance? I imagine they'd be a strange pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coletti Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 4 hours ago, Ryan said: Aren't they kind of dicks and a nuisance? I imagine they'd be a strange pet. Cats seem to get along fine as people's pets despite often being complete pricks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 2 hours ago, christopher.annino said: Cats seem to get along fine as people's pets despite often being complete pricks. I hate cats, but I agree, based on experience dealing with my step-sister's and friend's as a kid. Sorry, I'm a Paul Heyman dog guy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 5 hours ago, christopher.annino said: Cats seem to get along fine as people's pets despite often being complete pricks. Yeah but a cat can't kick the crap out of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Victator said: Yeah but a cat can't kick the crap out of you. As in all things, they play the long game. You may think you won but cat bites are like 70% likely to get a horrific infection because their teeth are like little hypodermic needles. You will laugh and then in a week you'll have MRSA of the eyeball. That said, I have one of the most adorably gregarious and needy cats in the world. She even plays fetch, although she takes a moment to practice murdering whatever I'm throwing to her each time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 My cats, Cleo and Coco are awesome. Calli, who crossed over to the Rainbow bridge after 19 years, was also awesome. Yes, their bites and scratches can hurt like a motherfucker, but I won't sit back and let the good name of cats be besmirched. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Calli is telling tales of conquering foes valiantly in Cat Valhalla right now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 The Nakamura Defining Moments figure is in stores now. Luckily, Defining Moments figures are easier to find than the regular Elite waves, which are damn near impossible to track down for some reason in my area. And cats are assholes. Mine is resting peacefully on the couch beside me right now, but I know that only means she's plotting something devious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peck Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 FWIW, I was raised to believe that cats actively try to suck the breath out of you while you're sleeping. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Ryan said: Calli is telling tales of conquering foes valiantly in Cat Valhalla right now. Calli is a berserker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 A kangaroo will fucking kill you and your family. And your car. The deadliest thing in the world is a kangaroo that just comes crashing through your windscreen as you're doing 120 on a freeway in the middle of nowhere, broken glass everywhere, the fucking thing has barely got a scratch on it, but you've flipped your car and there's a startled kangaroo scratching and clawing wildly to get out of the wreckage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 I assume that's 120 kph. At 120 mph the thing would be dead no matter what and so would you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 4 hours ago, Peck said: FWIW, I was raised to believe that cats actively try to suck the breath out of you while you're sleeping. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ They do, but all pets do this, we just don't notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 I like the direction this thread has gone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 10 hours ago, piranesi said: As in all things, they play the long game. You may think you won but cat bites are like 70% likely to get a horrific infection because their teeth are like little hypodermic needles. You will laugh and then in a week you'll have MRSA of the eyeball. That said, I have one of the most adorably gregarious and needy cats in the world. She even plays fetch, although she takes a moment to practice murdering whatever I'm throwing to her each time. My cat was stolen. ): Who steals a cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizium Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 18 minutes ago, Victator said: My cat was stolen. ): Who steals a cat? I had a cat stolen by a guy in the same building I was living in. Found out later he had a rep for grabbing stray cats and trying to sell them online, which seems like a tough way to make a living. Went to the police and they didn't care, so my roommate and I broke into his apartment and took him back. The only time I've ever taken part in vigilante justice. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 1 minute ago, elizium said: I had a cat stolen by a guy in the same building I was living in. Found out later he had a rep for grabbing stray cats and trying to sell them online, which seems like a tough way to make a living. Went to the police and they didn't care, so my roommate and I broke into his apartment and took him back. The only time I've ever taken part in vigilante justice. I'm also certain he is in the next building. But I let it go because I am afraid I will beat someone to pulp and go to jail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Yours for only $140 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 6 hours ago, Victator said: I'm also certain he is in the next building. But I let it go because I am afraid I will beat someone to pulp and go to jail. When it comes to my harming my cats, I am 100% certain I would lose my mind and attempt to kill somebody. I'd try to impale them like the Berzerker tried to do to Taker. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Might as well repost my old wallaby story from Facebook. Quote The one with the wallaby and the Penthouse limousine February 14, 2013 at 8:10pm Some of y'all know my dad owned a limo business in the 80s/90s... he had a lot of cool clients (Johnny Cash, ZZ Top, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Iron Maiden, Roger Miller, Goose Gossage, Dominique Wilkins), a few not cool ones (Miles Davis) and all and sundry in between. Penthouse Magazine definitely counted in the "cool" column, especially when Dad would get me a signed glossy from the odd Pet he drove now and then. One month Penthouse is doing some sort of feature on Australia, so Bob Guccione brings in a wallaby and his handler. Because BOB GUCCIONE. That night I get a phone call from Dad who explains the deal and invites me out the next morning before school to see the wallaby. Why not, says I. Get up early the next morning, Dad picks me up in the Penthouse limo and shuttles me down to the Omni Park Central where we meet Joey and his handler, a boisterous chap right out of central casting. Seriously the most Australian man on the planet, down to the khakis and the digger hat. We head over to Central Park and the South Lawn so Joey can stretch his legs a bit... they are nifty little critters, and there's something soothing about watching him hop around back and forth, especially as he's interacting with someone's dog who has no idea what the hell kind of animal this is. (Somewhere there's a roll of film Dad shot of me with Joey and his man... cool as hell.) After 10-15 minutes, it's time for Joey to report to the set so we all get back in the limo and head over to the Penthouse building. Suddenly, Joey's handler bellows: "JOEY! YOU'VE SHAT ALL OVER THE NICE MAN'S CAR!" Yep, Joey had a messy indiscretion in Bob Guccione's limo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 21 hours ago, Roman said: I need this for later. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Damn. Mattel was very generous with his hair. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 I was too busy lollin at his trademark bored expression to notice the hair. nailed it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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