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JUNE 2019 WRESTLING DISCUSSION - Thread 2


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Eh, getting on a dude for having a smaller penis that you've only seen because he was the victim of revenge porn isn't a good look. It reminds me why Ospreay is, indeed, a douchebag. Just tell him to enjoy being a worse draw than 1995 Diesel and be on your way. 

Bonus is that if he uses that latter response, we could draw Kevin Nash into this whole Twitterfit thing.

15 minutes ago, Johnny Sorrow said:

So in far more interesting news,

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 it has them going deep on how big a piece of shit Ahmed Johnson was.

I'll take "overstatements" for a thousand, Alex. 

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10 minutes ago, Smelly McUgly said:

Eh, getting on a dude for having a smaller penis that you've only seen because he was the victim of revenge porn isn't a good look. It reminds me why Ospreay is, indeed, a douchebag. Just tell him to enjoy being a worse draw than 1995 Diesel and be on your way. 

Bonus is that if he uses that latter response, we could draw Kevin Nash into this whole Twitterfit thing.

I'll take "overstatements" for a thousand, Alex. 

Austin talking for the first time about Johnson saying he was a racist, is far more interesting than this twitter circle jerk.

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4 minutes ago, Johnny Sorrow said:

Austin talking for the first time about Johnson saying he was a racist, is far more interesting than this twitter circle jerk.

To each his own, bruh, but I don't find "white dude responds to claim of racism" particularly interesting, especially in this day and age. No matter how fair the claims are, it's the same ol' song and dance. 

Glad you enjoyed it, though. 

4 minutes ago, LoneWolf&Subs said:

Everybody who says yes is getting signed. For the next 5 years there will not be a wrestler that will be let go. Unless it’s another Enzo. The days of spring cleanings will happen less, and less.

We haven't had a spring cleaning for a hot minute, I don't think. I can't remember the last time I've seen this thread filled with a bunch of release tweets. Those days are already here. 

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4 minutes ago, West Newbury Bad Boy said:

So you'll be passing on Thursday's primary dumpster fire? 

I'll probably watch it, but I'll tune out those parts that I'm not interested in. If "The Obamas are close friends of mine" or some variant isn't said once, I'll go all Werner Herzog on a shoe. 

But hell, I watch pro wrestling, so you know that I'm up for empty calorie promos that lead up to a brawl where the outcome probably isn't in doubt. 

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26 minutes ago, LoneWolf&Subs said:

I honestly think the only reason Shane is here is because he hopes that Vince will go completely senile, and he’ll try to take advantage of that. Like it’s not a guarantee Paul & Steph get the company. Especially if he doesn’t write a fucking will.

Why would a man who’s going to live forever write a will?

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Ok, How about "Mark Henry talks about how Ahmed tried to pill him by putting halcyon in his drink"?  Still better than more hot takes on Pro Wrestlers working on Twitter.

And it's Mark who brought up the racist shit to Austin and dragged it out of Austin that it happened and it was bullshit. Austin just acknowledged that this was the first time he's talked about it. That's all Austin said. It wasn't Micheal Hayes cluelessly trying to explain how he's really not racist.

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9 minutes ago, Johnny Sorrow said:

Ok, How about "Mark Henry talks about how Ahmed tried to pill him by putting halcyon in his drink"?  Still better than more hot takes on Pro Wrestlers working on Twitter.

And it's Mark who brought up the racist shit to Austin and dragged it out of Austin that it happened and it was bullshit. Austin just acknowledged that this was the first time he's talked about it. That's all Austin said. It wasn't Micheal Hayes cluelessly trying to explain how he's really not racist.

Okay, bruh. I read the sleaze thread years ago and got my fill of pill hijinx stories. And Ahmed Johnson being a shithead stories, for that matter, considering his cocaine-and-Tammy-Sytch exploits. 

Really, you could have just come in here and said, "Hey, there's a good Austin pod with Mark Henry" without having to talk about how we should listen to it instead of talking about whatever we're talking about. But again, you do you, and I'm glad that you enjoyed it.

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I'll have to admit that Rollins as a keyboard warrior is proving far more entertaining than Rollins the wrestler (for all the wrong reasons).

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42 minutes ago, nate said:

Murder death kill.

Let's see how our champ is doing so far:

1. Scold fans for reasons that remain obscure.

2. Dis supposed best friends, again for reasons that remain obscure.

3. Get into pissing contest with wrestler from competing company who is obviously wittier, and likely laughing himself sick and has already made a bunch of coin from t-shirt sales commemorating the occasion.

4. Pick fights with wrestling journalists who can (and likely will) use you as cannon fodder for weeks on end.

5. Ignore the advice of people who know better that are just telling you to walk away instead of becoming the butt of jokes on the Internetz. 

That pretty much cover it? 

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