Death From Above Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 5 hours ago, Oyaji said: De Gea had a pretty good game, ne @Death From Above. Siri, explain my sports life: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Martin O'Neill in as Forest boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Can we drop Ole's "Interim" tag? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 But he's still interrimming. That was funny when I said it out loud. Doesn't really work in text form. Worth a try though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Pete said: Martin O'Neill in as Forest boss. Hopefully with Roy in tow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Harry Kate out till March with ankle injury. Petr Cech to retire at the end of the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Mislentat to Bayern? #Svenxit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzy Dunlop Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 On 1/14/2019 at 9:41 PM, Raziel said: Can we drop Ole's "Interim" tag? Obviously, they rode their luck against Spurs, no one would deny that but it's only Cardiff...it's only Huddersfield...it's only Bournemouth...it's only Newcastle...it's only Reading...it's only Spurs...it's only...it's only...it's only. I said it before, I've never wanted anyone to succeed as much as I do Ole. I want him to become manager, register himself as a player, win the quadruple next year and bring himself off the bench in injury time in the European Cup final to score the winner even though he's 45 years old because he's Ole and he could slap my mother in the face with a large salmon and I'd still love him. Anyway, who knows if he's the long term man for the job but, man, in an ideal world, he would be. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 What was the fan's song for him? CLUE: It's a normal song, with one word of the lyrics changed to "Solskjaer" and the rest left alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 5 minutes ago, AxB said: What was the fan's song for him? CLUE: It's a normal song, with one word of the lyrics changed to "Solskjaer" and the rest left alone. You Are My Sunshine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Dammit man, I wanted one of the glory hunters to admit they didn't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzy Dunlop Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 I forgot because I'm a glory hunter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 I read today that some bookmakers have already paid out on Ole being the next United manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 There's only one problem... it's the Glazers. Their reaction to "Our new signing is both popular and successful" is to ask "How much are Real and/or PSG offering?". They'd better sign up Solskjaer quickly, because he's not actually there's to sell right now. He's on loan from Molde. Plus, we don't know how much of OGS's early success is just that the squad was always this good, and it was just another Jose mutiny that was making them play badly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 Sign him up, give him a huge transfer budget and then the real job starts when the pressure is a reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 Peak Bielsa going on right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 No, that's next year. This is just the pre-credits scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabremike Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 22 hours ago, AxB said: Dammit man, I wanted one of the glory hunters to admit they didn't know. When I saw your first line I didn't know if you meant Sunshine or German Net but the second part clarified it. I recall hearing two different verses in Sunshine. One is "That Alan Shearer is fucking dearer" but I've also heard "That Alan Shearer well he's a wanker". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 The hacker behind football leaks has allegedly been arrested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SirFozzie Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 This is my morning. "Oh yeah, the Premier League is on. I should watch." TV: WOW, WHAT A CRAZY START, Wolves lead 2-0! Me: Of course. At least it sounds like it's going to be a crazy game. (Of course, no goals rest of the first half) Me: Ok, just gotta take trash down, since the 2nd half is about to start. TV (as I return): OH MY! LEICESTER HAVE TIED IT UP! 2 QUICK GOALS AT THE START OF THE 2ND Half. Me: Really? (20 minutes pass) Me: Oh I know what's coming, but have to get the laundry into the dryer. (return from laundry room) TV: AND WOLVES HAVE RETAKEN THE LEAD 3-2! Me: Obviously, the next move is to turn off the TV, because you're just being a giant tease. TV: You don't want to miss the rest of this one, it's a wild one! Me: Yes I do. *click* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Going against the narrative that the early games are always crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 17 minutes ago, SirFozzie said: This is my morning. "Oh yeah, the Premier League is on. I should watch." TV: WOW, WHAT A CRAZY START, Wolves lead 2-0! Me: Of course. At least it sounds like it's going to be a crazy game. (Of course, no goals rest of the first half) Me: Ok, just gotta take trash down, since the 2nd half is about to start. TV (as I return): OH MY! LEICESTER HAVE TIED IT UP! 2 QUICK GOALS AT THE START OF THE 2ND Half. Me: Really? (20 minutes pass) Me: Oh I know what's coming, but have to get the laundry into the dryer. (return from laundry room) TV: AND WOLVES HAVE RETAKEN THE LEAD 3-2! Me: Obviously, the next move is to turn off the TV, because you're just being a giant tease. TV: You don't want to miss the rest of this one, it's a wild one! Me: Yes I do. *click* 4-3. Crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirFozzie Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 see? I gave you guys a crazy finish. If I had left the game on, nothing would have happened. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Liverpool-Palace was also pretty crazy. Not used to that helter skelter performance this year. Not a soothing 1-0. Pretty clear Milner's legs can no longer handle fullback. He was exposed too often by Zaha's pace. With Moreno gone in the summer, a utility fullback that can play either side would be ideal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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