RUkered Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 2 hours ago, Robert C said: Controls in GTA feel much crisper too, though I think they're slowed down by design here. On the plus side, there's no DeLoreans or flying motorcycles in this game yet. It does feel clunky. I suck at killing people, yet others seem to be able to wipe my ass out from a quarter billion miles away with ease. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 According to the app, they are giving everyone 15 gold bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 It's going to be like GTA Online Christmas 2013, when everyone went from having one personal vehicle and nowhere to live, to then suddenly the entire player base was living in the most expensive apartment. Which annoyed the hell out of everyone who'd already bought it with earned (or bought) money, thinking it would let them spawn in a quieter area. Unlike the scrum that would constantly gather at the LS Customs in the North of the City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSC Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 I guess it's time to finally create that online character... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 I think both gold bar giveaways were contingent on having played online before they happened. Gold bars are available for sale now, so I'm figuring two things 1 - They're not gonna kick everybody back to level 1, $0 when the real online starts. Not with bought money available now 2 - I'm guessing real online is coming pretty soon. $10 in real money for 25 gold bars. My money is safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Also, I have a cleaver now. I am a happy man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 40 minutes ago, Robert C said: Also, I have a cleaver now. I am a happy man. Where the hell did you find a cleaver, Jason Voorhees? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Naw, fences sell em. Some guy tried to bring a cleaver to a gun fight yesterday. We showed him the error of his ways. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 My horse gets more remedial by the day. I spawned in Strawberry and whistled for it, and its dumbass came down the stairs behind the butcher stand and got stuck. I had to run away and call for it again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 2 hours ago, RUkered said: My horse gets more remedial by the day. I spawned in Strawberry and whistled for it, and its dumbass came down the stairs behind the butcher stand and got stuck. I had to run away and call for it again. Last night I was standing about 20 feet from mine at the base of a cliff. I called it. It ran the opposite direction - right up the cliff. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 I still want to know how that guy we ran into hit level 71. I've played quite a bit, and I've just barely hit 27. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 5 hours ago, Robert C said: I still want to know how that guy we ran into hit level 71. I've played quite a bit, and I've just barely hit 27. 71???? Holy crap. I feel like I have played a ton and I'm only at 16. Maybe he's a hacker, so you should put Meth Reba in a skimpy petticoat and see if he'll hump gold bars at you in a back alley. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 1 hour ago, RUkered said: 71???? Holy crap. I feel like I have played a ton and I'm only at 16. Maybe he's a hacker, so you should put Meth Reba in a skimpy petticoat and see if he'll hump gold bars at you in a back alley. At least that would more discrete. Last time it was no a roof. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 7 hours ago, Robert C said: At least that would more discrete. Last time it was no a roof. While the rest of us watched and caught the spillover (that was most undoubtedly the worst word to use in that description) 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 We're a bunch of damn fools, or at least melraz and I are. Looked up how to unlock dual wield pistols. Turns out all you've gotta do is buy a damn off hand holster. Also, everybody that hasn't seen Stout's online guy owes it to themselves to do so. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 He's a refined gentleman of the choicest tastes who only rides the finest in horses. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 12 minutes ago, jstout said: He's a refined gentleman of the choicest tastes who only rides the finest in horses. Your horse exists purely to boost my horse's self esteem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Is Stout riding old El Burro? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 47 minutes ago, RUkered said: Is Stout riding old El Burro? He'd be better off with one of these. I'd offer to let him borrow my son's, but 3 year olds get a bit possessive. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 I'm a mean mo-fo if a player is a.f.k. I can whip the shit outta them. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Ready yourselves for Thing Two. He's a lot like Thing One, only browner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 I killed and cooked a blue songbird today in the real world. Or would it be cooked and killed? Or better yet, killed while being cooked is the best terminology. Didn't eat it though. I discarded its little charred ass off the caboose at work. (I lit my kerosene stove heater and it had come down the pipe to stay warm I suppose.....or was it waiting to pop out of the door and kill me? Hummm! Well either way it got warm, real warm.) I'm actually sure it's fine. I got it from the flame and only thing I could see wrong with it was one eye was gone and probably 1/4 of its feathers. Dalm, now it's gonna come back and finish me off. P.s. I hate birds! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 4 hours ago, Robert C said: Ready yourselves for Thing Two. He's a lot like Thing One, only browner. As in browner, do you mean shittier? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 6 minutes ago, melraz09 said: As in browner, do you mean shittier? I dunno about shittier yet. Will have to see. Considering my luck with horses, I'm not confident. It actually has the same coloring as that picture I posted above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSC Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Apparently - if you go into saloons right now, the piano players are playing Christmas songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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