nate Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 N/m, but I am intrigued by our toenail events. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Raziel said: There is no Universal in Jersey. We've got Great Adventure, but MetLife and Great Adventure are about an hour and a half apart. That's one of those you know you're from Jersey when you call it Great Adventure, not Six Flags. I have no desire to go to a WM since the move to big stadiums every year. I'll probably do a Takeover at some point, not WM because I'm going to the G1. I don't even really like to do arena shows. I prefer small venues, like the Hammerstein, Asbury Park Convention Center, Stone Pony, Starland Ballroom, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 11 hours ago, nate said: If this becomes the next thing we run with for three to four pages, I don't think I'd object too much. Well based on what has happened with James Ellsworth, that is not going to happen The good news for him that there is always Florida Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, hammerva said: Well based on what has happened with James Ellsworth, that is not going to happen Nah, we're on toenails, vis a vis the sloughing off thereof. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Angel Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Zakk_Sabbath said: I would if I could but I honestly have no explanation Anyone see this story about James Ellsworth allegedly sending nudes to a 16 year old girl? Link has semi-NSFW pictures of gross pubes but no dong that I saw: http://wrestlingnews.co/wwe-news/james-ellsworth-responds-to-allegations-that-he-sent-nude-photos-to-a-16-year-old-girl/ Chindecent exposure. I'll show myself out. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 11 hours ago, Zakk_Sabbath said: Anyone see this story about James Ellsworth allegedly sending nudes to a 16 year old girl? Link has semi-NSFW pictures of gross pubes but no dong that I saw: http://wrestlingnews.co/wwe-news/james-ellsworth-responds-to-allegations-that-he-sent-nude-photos-to-a-16-year-old-girl/ My initial reaction was; Yeah, I could see that. What a fucking scumbag. The guy has two daughters, what the fuck is he doing sending nudes to an underage girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 David Starr, when he comes to the ring, this is what the ring announcer says: "On the way to the ring, he is the cream in your coffee, your favourite Wrestler's favourite Wrestler, the Jewish Cannon, the physical embodiment of charisma, the most entertaining man in professional wrestling, the Bernie Sanders of professional wrestling, the best of the best, Mr Americanrana, Davey Wrestling, the 104 minute man, the Main Event, he's pretty good at twitter, the King of courts, the product, and the reigning and defending undisputed British Cruiserweight Champion, he is David Starr!". Because if you're going to be excessive, you might as well be over-excessive. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quackhell Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 I appreciate the fact the amongst all the hyperbole, he mixes in that he is merely pretty good at twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizium Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 Outside of Goldberg or Magnum TA, is Jimmy Valiant the most unstoppable tv wrestler ever? From like 1980-1986, pretty much every television match he has follows the same formula: high stepping dance, clap clap clap, whip into ropes, back body drop, clap clap clap, body slam, clap clap clap "heyyyyyy babbbbaaaay", clap clap clap, whip to ropes, back elbow, weird looping elbow drop, 1-2-3, clap clap clap, high stepping dance, exeunt. If kayfabe was real, Jimmy Valiant should have gotten every title shot ever. He was trucking guys at a time when jobbers usually got quite a bit of offense in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 Joey Janela's pants just exploded. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamBroken Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, mattdangerously said: Joey Janela's pants just exploded. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 1 hour ago, elizium said: Outside of Goldberg or Magnum TA, is Jimmy Valiant the most unstoppable tv wrestler ever? From like 1980-1986, pretty much every television match he has follows the same formula: high stepping dance, clap clap clap, whip into ropes, back body drop, clap clap clap, body slam, clap clap clap "heyyyyyy babbbbaaaay", clap clap clap, whip to ropes, back elbow, weird looping elbow drop, 1-2-3, clap clap clap, high stepping dance, exeunt. If kayfabe was real, Jimmy Valiant should have gotten every title shot ever. He was trucking guys at a time when jobbers usually got quite a bit of offense in. Mid South era JYD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MORELOCK Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 Man, I don't care how old Ken Shamrock is, I wouldn't fuck with him. Does Randy have a death wish? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamBroken Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 with this year's WWE Starrcade house show next weekend, the Network is listing airing it in some form the following night as a one hour special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HumanChessgame Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 Ken Shamrock coming back to the WWE for a night or two in order to give Randy the business will be one of the few ways I'd be able to give a shit about a Randy Orton match. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 7 hours ago, nate said: Nah, we're on toenails, vis a vis the sloughing off thereof. Sunday I was putting on my socks and I notice the toe next to my big toe. It looks like there is a peanut growing on it. Upon closer inspection, the toe nail had grown back really thick. So thick, the nail clips could not get around it. I have had to cut around the edges and whittle it down. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted November 17, 2018 Author Share Posted November 17, 2018 2 hours ago, HumanChessgame said: Ken Shamrock coming back to the WWE for a night or two in order to give Randy the business will be one of the few ways I'd be able to give a shit about a Randy Orton match. Fuck Randy Orton. There you go, @RIPPA ; ) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 4 hours ago, mattdangerously said: Joey Janela's pants just exploded. Ken's face looks like an old catcher's mitt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintedbynumbers Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 16 hours ago, Zakk_Sabbath said: I would if I could but I honestly have no explanation Anyone see this story about James Ellsworth allegedly sending nudes to a 16 year old girl? Link has semi-NSFW pictures of gross pubes but no dong that I saw: http://wrestlingnews.co/wwe-news/james-ellsworth-responds-to-allegations-that-he-sent-nude-photos-to-a-16-year-old-girl/ This girl has followed me on twitter. She actually DM'd me about it. It is true. What many do not know is that she has a rocky relationship with her parents and that is why she didn't go to them instead of telling the world via twitter. I am sure her parents know about it now though and it will be interesting to see if anyone still books Ellsworth after this mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Edwin Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 11 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: Ken's face looks like an old catcher's mitt. You're just begging @Nice Guy Eddieto post a YouTube video of Jerry telling Kramer he looks like a catcher's mitt for binge smoking... Edit: Never mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSJ Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 I'm not sure which is more disgusting, you guys yammering about your toenails, or talking about James Ellsworth sending nude selfies, neither is an image I want to contemplate while I'm having breakfast. 5 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 16 hours ago, AxB said: David Starr, when he comes to the ring, this is what the ring announcer says: "On the way to the ring, he is the cream in your coffee, your favourite Wrestler's favourite Wrestler, the Jewish Cannon, the physical embodiment of charisma, the most entertaining man in professional wrestling, the Bernie Sanders of professional wrestling, the best of the best, Mr Americanrana, Davey Wrestling, the 104 minute man, the Main Event, he's pretty good at twitter, the King of courts, the product, and the reigning and defending undisputed British Cruiserweight Champion, he is David Starr!". Because if you're going to be excessive, you might as well be over-excessive. This just seems fun to me. The most extravagant I ever got to be was Brian Kendrick coming up with fake hometowns and adding that Adam Pearce's heart came from Memphis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 Steve Corino used to have great, extravgrant ring entrances with first Bobby Cruise as his personal announcer, then the bald guy whose name I can't find after Cruise became ROH's ring announcer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChesterCopperpot Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 Speaking of bad looking faces - Jim Ross took a bad fall on a concrete floor last night - picture is fairly graphic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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