Thomas Bugg Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Well I didn't see the original thread anywhere, but my old "How NOT To Cut A Fucking Promo" thread got restarted, so here we go.... I just came across this one from Mark Henry. Shitty quality, but in my opinion he's better on the mic than most give him credit for. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf81fI80k0A And here's one of my favorite moments involving the Harts. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBwoJhUNSPQ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.H. Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 "YOU PIECE OF SLIME~!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3xaM_LIFnI Roddy Piper Make A Poin~! Piper on Buddy Rose History With New Jack 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MADCAP Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zac_Fu Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 I'll just throw these on early because it still remains one of the best promos ever:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhqmc4ltccI The audio sucks on this one but goddam what a promo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQBRC0hlnxE and who couldn't count these without being lunatic fringe crazy good:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIO7qRjiQkY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Throughout that Jericho promo, I was hoping Orton would RKO and punt him. Good God, was that an annoying, obnoxious promo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidKash202 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Beautiful 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MADCAP Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Dr. D telling it like it is: I was gonna put this in the How NOT to Cut a Promo, but this is so fucking classic. Laughing Mean Gene is always a win. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 On the first season of NXT, there was two times Wade Barrett demonstrated "How to cut a fucking promo" while the other guys were all like "How NOT to cut a fucking promo" all in one segment. This one was the better of those times because how Wade sells the shitty promo and "shooty shoots" on Otunga. I honestly don't know how some people thought Otunga was 'good' on the mic or that he had any charisma. Good for Wade proving those people wrong, tho. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 On the first season of NXT, there was two times Wade Barrett demonstrated "How to cut a fucking promo" while the other guys were all like "How NOT to cut a fucking promo" all in one segment. This one was the better of those times because how Wade sells the shitty promo and "shooty shoots" on Otunga. I honestly don't know how some people thought Otunga was 'good' on the mic or that he had any charisma. Good for Wade proving those people wrong, tho. Good lord Otunga was brutal and Wade just murdered him. I remember all of the "Daniel Bryan has all the charisma of (fill in the blank with a random object)" jokes Cole was making back then and how they thought Otunga was good on the mic. Wonder how that turned out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Harley Race's "Take the damn money" promo 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 This is Memphis as fuck. Lance Russell establishes the premise, Bill Dundee thoughtfully puts it over and then Dream Machine goes into JIVE OVERDRIVE to pop the fans. Wrestling's 6-4-3 double play. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRV Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 This is Memphis as fuck. Lance Russell establishes the premise, Bill Dundee thoughtfully puts it over and then Dream Machine goes into JIVE OVERDRIVE to pop the fans. Wrestling's 6-4-3 double play. And the crazy thing about Youtube is that I can watch this, randomly type "sullivan farris dundee machine" and the actual damn match they mention in this promo actually shows up <3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubbymark Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 All Da Hoes is for Too Cold! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHj-lqm8glw Starts at 6:44. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batboy Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 And please enjoy the nightmare fuel flash-frame at the end, courtesy of your friends at Lowe's. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagan Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Of all the things that have been copied from ECW over the years, it sucks that the musical montage of quick clip promos hasn't been. Those things could get about 9 different angles and characters at once and blend seamlessly from light to really dark and violent. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimLivingston Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 KABUKI! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Bugg Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share Posted October 29, 2013 And please enjoy the nightmare fuel flash-frame at the end, courtesy of your friends at Lowe's. Intelligent and intense- I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzalez Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Bugg Posted November 1, 2013 Author Share Posted November 1, 2013 Austin just before he turned face JJ Dillon and the Enforcer telling the world how Luger's a dumbass Arn trying to talk to you-know-who. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU NOT LISTEN?!? :'( Probably one of the top 5 promos of the year 2013 Paul Heyman: WHO IS THIS MAN?!? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33Teo6Pmum8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Bugg Posted November 1, 2013 Author Share Posted November 1, 2013 Lawler and Dreamer with great promos, and Brian Lawler with a surprisingly good promo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Historic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx-O9_yp3i8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 I can't help but compare and contrast "Austin 3:16 says, 'I just whooped your ass!'" with "The fans can stick it, brother!" and then wonder how, and why, the NWO were over so huge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wqaqKScJA8 A motived Rob Van Dam is great here he is seamlessly getting over an upcoming tag title defense with his partner Sabu and prolonging a bubbling of a rekindling of his rivalry with Sabu all while being laid back and cocky. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 SMARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT. . .MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKS! Pillman was so great. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Bugg Posted November 2, 2013 Author Share Posted November 2, 2013 Oh my GOD, this shit was so intense! The fans made it as well, because for once they didn't do that stupid "WHAT!" chant during a heel promo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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