John from Cincinnati Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: All I need is a "Haku is the baddest man on the planet" story to fill my wrestling message board bingo card. I’m happy not to see “cheap heat” and “X-PAC heat” very often these days. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSJ Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 Here's some fodder for wrestling discourse, (I won't bother reading any of it, but you're welcome anyway). Teddy Hart moonsaults Shane McMahon punches (or whatever it is he's doing with his hands) Why is the guy whose name rhymes with squirrel doing the bird thing and the guy named "Osprey" isn't? Shouldn't Marty be dressed as a bushy tailed rodent? How much would have to be paid to let someone call you "Mr Ass" on national tv? There we go, have fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 Just now, OSJ said: How much would have to be paid to let someone call you "Mr Ass" on national tv? I’d haggle for as much as I could get, but I would do it for free. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Edwin Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, OSJ said: How much would have to be paid to let someone call you "Mr Ass" on national tv? kramerassman.jpg Proctologist... Edited September 15, 2018 by Edwin Don't want to annoy tha POWERZ DAT BE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSJ Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 Just now, Edwin said: Proctologist... Perhaps. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kang Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 Sometimes I wish WWE was like Hustle Japan. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 Be careful about what pictures you post, Edwin. We don’t want to give Rippa a reason to shout SERENITY NOW. Clearly what Shane is doing with his hands is creating a distraction to keep his opponent off balance and tripping over their heels. Though I can see how the novice eye might mistake this for an attempted punch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 21 minutes ago, OSJ said: Why is the guy whose name rhymes with squirrel doing the bird thing and the guy named "Osprey" isn't? Shouldn't Marty be dressed as a bushy tailed rodent? I'll take this one. The only reasons I can think that Marty does the arms flapping is because he has incorporated wings into his entrance gear and the beaked plague doctor mask. He does use the chicken wing as well. To be true to what a plague doctor was, he shouldn't be flapping his arms or have a tail. Rats spread the plague after being infected by oriental rat fleas. Marty should have his mask filled with aromatic items since the purpose of the mask was to keep away bad smells, which were thought to be the principal cause of the plague, which was disproved by germ theory. He should also incorporate his umbrella more, as plague doctors used canes to point out areas that needed attention and examine patients without touching them. Woop Woop 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Edwin said: Proctologist... Ha. I'm glad it's not just me. Of course, Rippa will blame me or Petrol as spearheading the Seinfeld-WWE connection. Eh, why not? It's related. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLaw Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Edwin said: Oh... Also, Haku was the baddest man on the planet. There ya go. Can we move on? No, because as Bronze Stroganoff once said, “I’m not finished with you!!!!” OK, now we can move on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Wyld Samurai said: Haku once put The Boss in his place. That's how bad Haku is. Bruce Springsteen or George Steinbrenner? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 The guy that ran Global. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSJ Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 George Steinbrenner had to go down to the docks. The docks come to Haku. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ReiseReise Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 Maybe WWE's logic is that if Bayley is actually half-Spanish, she isn't a Hispanic, but but a half Spaniard or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 "The woman who plays Bayley is Hispanic, but Bayley is not." I could easily imagine someone in Titan Tower saying that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Edwin Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 2 hours ago, OSJ said: Teddy Hart moonsaults Man, Teddy is great. Truly one of the most underrated and entertaining characters and US indy workers ever. He's everything an indy Brian Pillman would be. Crazy, charismatic performer who carries this presence and aura around him. Teddy randomly popping up on indy events to brawl with Trent Acid and Homicide and/or cut the most stoned out wild promos with cats (although that is a more recent thing) about the Montreal Screwjob, Bret and Owen was/is always great. His shoot interviews are entertaining too as he endlessly rambles about his dad being a firefighter, weight lifter, pro-wrestler, etc. and his odd wrestling innovations -- trampoline rings and mats, skateboard ramp tags, boots that make you taller, jump higher and run faster, etc. As I've mentioned multiple times on here previously before the Segunda guys picked it up -- his feud with Homicide is a legit great spectacle. Hate filed, brutal, bloody, arena brawls with a ton of fish hooking, mouth punching, moonsaults off vending machines, uncooperative slams on guard rails, brutal chairshots to various body parts, etc. It's what one would hope modern Puerto Rican wrestling would be, but isn't. Teddy however unfortunately has turned into his own worst enemy and become a detriment to himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 A few of my friends and I are going to do a Teddy Hart viewing party. The Homicide matches are definitely on the list. I thought we may as well do a scramble cage from early ROH too. Any other recommendations? I'd prefer early 2000s Teddy but I'm not picky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 3 hours ago, OSJ said: Why is the guy whose name rhymes with squirrel doing the bird thing and the guy named "Osprey" isn't? Shouldn't Marty be dressed as a bushy tailed rodent? Firstly, as a Southerner Marty pronounces his surname "Scuwwww". Secondly, Squirrel has two syllables in English. Squi-Rull. Not Squirl. Squirrel Girl only rhymes if you're American. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Edwin Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, Oyaji said: A few of my friends and I are going to do a Teddy Hart viewing party. The Homicide matches are definitely on the list. I thought we may as well do a scramble cage from early ROH too. Any other recommendations? I'd prefer early 2000s Teddy but I'm not picky. Teddy/Homicide from JAPW 2/28/04 Teddy & Jack/Homicide & B-Boy from JAPW 10/30/04Teddy & Jack/Homicide & B-Boy steel cage match from JAPW 3/26/05 Teddy & Homicide/the Backseat Boyz/the SAT/Briscoes from JAPW 10/22/05Teddy/Lethal from JAPW 7/29/06 Teddy/Homicide/Low Ki/Necro from JAPW 10/28/06 Teddy & Low Ki/BLKOUT/LAX from JAPW 12/8/06Teddy/Homicide/Kingston from JAPW 1/19/07 Teddy & Samoa Joe/LAX steel cage match from JAPW 3/8/07 Teddy/Homicide/BLK Jeez/Dezmond Xavier from JAPW 2/24/18 That's what I could find on Cagematch. Those 4 bolded are the best imo, but they are all worth a watch. If you like brawls/spectacles, then you will love most of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godfrey Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, AxB said: Firstly, as a Southerner Marty pronounces his surname "Scuwwww". Secondly, Squirrel has two syllables in English. Squi-Rull. Not Squirl. Squirrel Girl only rhymes if you're American. No joke, I know the guy who writes Squirrel Girl and that subject did come up. They may have even worked it into the comic but I think Marvel overruled it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSJ Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, AxB said: Firstly, as a Southerner Marty pronounces his surname "Scuwwww". Secondly, Squirrel has two syllables in English. Squi-Rull. Not Squirl. Squirrel Girl only rhymes if you're American. Sorry mate, Squirrel only has two syllables if you're given to speaking like you have a mouth full of marbles. Of course, I'm a Yank so what do I know of the Queen's English. Glad to see that the wonderful Squirrel Girl is known across the pond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 I'm American but I was hanging out with a British guy at a wedding a couple weeks ago, and when he said aluminum my mind was blown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSJ Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 7 minutes ago, Edwin said: Teddy/Homicide from JAPW 2/28/04 Teddy & Jack/Homicide & B-Boy from JAPW 10/30/04Teddy & Jack/Homicide & B-Boy steel cage match from JAPW 3/26/05 Teddy & Homicide/the Backseat Boyz/the SAT/Briscoes from JAPW 10/22/05Teddy/Lethal from JAPW 7/29/06 Teddy/Homicide/Low Ki/Necro from JAPW 10/28/06 Teddy & Low Ki/BLKOUT/LAX from JAPW 12/8/06Teddy/Homicide/Kingston from JAPW 1/19/07 Teddy & Samoa Joe/LAX steel cage match from JAPW 3/8/07 Teddy/Homicide/BLK Jeez/Dezmond Xavier from JAPW 2/24/18 That's what I could find on Cagematch. Those 4 bolded are the best imo, but they are all worth a watch. If you like brawls/spectacles, then you will love most of those. Good list, but no Teddy Hart viewing party is complete without squeezing in some interviews, particularly those with his cats. Also, Teddy doing moonsaults into an empty ring just for the sake of doing so is something that ought to be included. What a fucking maroon, a talented maroon, but a maroon nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 6 minutes ago, OSJ said: Sorry mate, Squirrel only has two syllables if you're given to speaking like you have a mouth full of marbles. Of course, I'm a Yank so what do I know of the Queen's English. Glad tosee that the wonderful Squirrel Girl is known across the pond. British accents sound like you have a mouthful of marbles? Take them to Missouri, Pilgrim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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