Ryan Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 9 hours ago, Ace said: Ken the Box seems to have gone on the Dean Ambrose workout plan. The 2018 Ganbare☆Climax kicked off in violent fashion with the top two matches of the 1st Round. It was agreed that the main event and semi-main event would take place under Saitama Wrestling rules which meant no DQs, no countouts and no ropes attached to the ring. Yumehito Imanari knew that he had to go the extra mile to beat the stiff wooden monster known as Shin Mokujin Ken so he dressed Commando style for the match. He hid underneath a box so he could ambush Ken during its entrance but Ken was ready for him. Next, Imanari took out a machine gun and fired at Ken but the creature was not effected by the bullets. They brawled outside over to the balcony and Imanari knocked Ken into the wall with the Chubby Knee strike. Ken fell on top of a pile of boxes and couldn’t get up. Imanari then finished it off by finding his way up to the balcony and jumping off to hit a Diving Elbow Drop! Imanari was able to get up but Ken couldn’t answer the referee so Imanari was declared the winner by Knockout! When the match was over Imanari said for the last month he hated Ken. But today he felt a fresh sensation when they fought each other. Imanari now realises Ken isn’t a monster, he’s more like a forest fairy! Imanari broke down into tears and apologised for shooting Ken with a machine gun. He admits that was unnecessary. The world needs to be more peaceful and to do that Imanari will wrestle his enemies instead of shooting guns at them. Ken accepted his apology and the two gave each other a fist bump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 13 hours ago, Pete said: 1. Easy pornographic photoshop right there 2. At least Kenny has a reason to make that face for a change 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 9 minutes ago, Curt McGirt said: 1. Easy pornographic photoshop right there 2. At least Kenny has a reason to make that face for a change Reminds me of... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Ryan said: The 2018 Ganbare☆Climax kicked off in violent fashion with the top two matches of the 1st Round. It was agreed that the main event and semi-main event would take place under Saitama Wrestling rules which meant no DQs, no countouts and no ropes attached to the ring. Yumehito Imanari knew that he had to go the extra mile to beat the stiff wooden monster known as Shin Mokujin Ken so he dressed Commando style for the match. He hid underneath a box so he could ambush Ken during its entrance but Ken was ready for him. Next, Imanari took out a machine gun and fired at Ken but the creature was not effected by the bullets. They brawled outside over to the balcony and Imanari knocked Ken into the wall with the Chubby Knee strike. Ken fell on top of a pile of boxes and couldn’t get up. Imanari then finished it off by finding his way up to the balcony and jumping off to hit a Diving Elbow Drop! Imanari was able to get up but Ken couldn’t answer the referee so Imanari was declared the winner by Knockout! When the match was over Imanari said for the last month he hated Ken. But today he felt a fresh sensation when they fought each other. Imanari now realises Ken isn’t a monster, he’s more like a forest fairy! Imanari broke down into tears and apologised for shooting Ken with a machine gun. He admits that was unnecessary. The world needs to be more peaceful and to do that Imanari will wrestle his enemies instead of shooting guns at them. Ken accepted his apology and the two gave each other a fist bump. Oh. My. God. There best be video of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 I'm sure there is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Green Meanie Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 7 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: Nothing tasteless there at all Actually there is. They put nameplates on a Yankees home uniform. Those monsters! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, The Green Meanie said: Actually there is. They put nameplates on a Yankees home uniform. Those monsters! They're replicas. The Yankees sell replica jerseys with player names on them. I always liked the replica jerseys with names on them. For one, they're about $100 less than the authentics with no names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningBeard Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 I wish the New Foundation had been around for a while longer. I think there was a lot of legs in the dynamic with Anvil and Owen, trading out Bret's technical ability for Owen's high flying really differentiated them. A feud with the Headshrinkers in 93 would've been 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Daniel Bryan's WWE: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Daniel Bryan's WWE: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Victator Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 6 hours ago, CreativeControl said: I wish the New Foundation had been around for a while longer. I think there was a lot of legs in the dynamic with Anvil and Owen, trading out Bret's technical ability for Owen's high flying really differentiated them. A feud with the Headshrinkers in 93 would've been Years ago I said the New Foundation vs Orient Express from the 92 Rumble is as good the 91 Rumble's Rockers vs Orient Express opener. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningBeard Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Yeah, I'd probably agree with you. Think it's the only PPV match of the New Foundation too 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted August 16, 2018 Author Share Posted August 16, 2018 12 hours ago, Ryan said: The 2018 Ganbare☆Climax kicked off in violent fashion with the top two matches of the 1st Round. It was agreed that the main event and semi-main event would take place under Saitama Wrestling rules which meant no DQs, no countouts and no ropes attached to the ring. Yumehito Imanari knew that he had to go the extra mile to beat the stiff wooden monster known as Shin Mokujin Ken so he dressed Commando style for the match. He hid underneath a box so he could ambush Ken during its entrance but Ken was ready for him. Next, Imanari took out a machine gun and fired at Ken but the creature was not effected by the bullets. They brawled outside over to the balcony and Imanari knocked Ken into the wall with the Chubby Knee strike. Ken fell on top of a pile of boxes and couldn’t get up. Imanari then finished it off by finding his way up to the balcony and jumping off to hit a Diving Elbow Drop! Imanari was able to get up but Ken couldn’t answer the referee so Imanari was declared the winner by Knockout! When the match was over Imanari said for the last month he hated Ken. But today he felt a fresh sensation when they fought each other. Imanari now realises Ken isn’t a monster, he’s more like a forest fairy! Imanari broke down into tears and apologised for shooting Ken with a machine gun. He admits that was unnecessary. The world needs to be more peaceful and to do that Imanari will wrestle his enemies instead of shooting guns at them. Ken accepted his apology and the two gave each other a fist bump. Did Imanari forfiet the rest of the matches because said fist bump shattered all the bones in his hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Actually, he won the whole thing. It's a DDT Subfed for the unfamiliar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 11 hours ago, Ryan said: I'm sure there is. Since posting it would get it taken down nearly everywhere and be frowned upon here, if there's anything GIF worthy in it, I'll make some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 The entire thing is glorious in every way and is my new Match of the Year for matches involving Wooden Fist fighters that do it for nature. Edit: To top it off, for you uh, crossover thrash/metal/whatever the hell fans out there, a guy in the audience had this shirt on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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StretchMediatedHypertrophy Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 On 8/14/2018 at 11:51 AM, Pete said: I never got that kind of vibe from Jim. He was a big beefy dude, to be sure, but he didn't scream ROIDS ROIDS ROIDS like so many of his peers. Tbf, I wasn't actually making the accusation. I was just noting the vague resemblance to Sami. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DJ Hero Morganti Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 I need that game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nice Guy Eddie Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 6 hours ago, Victator said: Years ago I said the New Foundation vs Orient Express from the 92 Rumble is as good the 91 Rumble's Rockers vs Orient Express opener. I agree with that as well. I wish Neidhart stuck around at that time and we got a longer run from the New Foundation. '92 wasn't exactly a great year for tag wrestling in WWE. I would have enjoyed the New Foundation vs. Money, Inc. more than the Natural Disasters vs. Money, Inc. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 21 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: I agree with that as well. I wish Neidhart stuck around at that time and we got a longer run from the New Foundation. '92 wasn't exactly a great year for tag wrestling in WWE. I would have enjoyed the New Foundation vs. Money, Inc. more than the Natural Disasters vs. Money, Inc. Yeah, that would’ve been great. The closest we got was Money Inc. vs High Energy... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted August 17, 2018 Author Share Posted August 17, 2018 On 8/15/2018 at 10:08 AM, Pete said: Needs this treatment: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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