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SDL is Counting to Jū - 6/19/2018


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Super happy for Rusev but holy shit can we get a title run for Big E right the fuck now?!? That guy is MONEY!!!!!

I only wish Cass stayed on Raw (Constable Cass!!) and we still had Corbin as our “Death to Indy wrestlers” upper card heel but lord help me, SDL is going to be amazing the next 8 months through Mania and the next shakeup.

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9 hours ago, Rows said:

Gonna need Bryan to chill out a bit

I get that he's trying to show he's fully healed and that concussion causing spots aren't causing him concussions, but holy fuck taking a spear outside the ring! I wish he'd transition into "The Wrestling Machine" that Paul Heyman set up for Kurt before he went full retard and decided that continuing to do missed moonsaults off of cages was the way to go.

I had nine diagnosed concussions, of varying degrees, before grade ten, and most likely many undiagnosed ones, and I started getting depressed, having seizures and developed a decade long drug addiction. Millionaire Bryan doesn't need to do this, he has a woman ridiculously out his league and a beautiful daughter. I wish he'd be a submission specialist like they always said he was, even though he only did the LeBell lock then. Kind of like Malenko being the man of a thousand holds who did at most eight or nine moves.

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9 hours ago, RIPPA said:

I would be more excited about whoever Bryan’s partner is gonna be if we all didn’t know it’s gonna be Kane

Why's that a bad thing? That's what got Bryan over with the mainstream audience in the first place. No anger management skits; no Yes Movement.

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9 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

My main viewing priority is still the Yankees, but I saw quite a bit of Smackdown, and it absolutely blows Raw out of the water. The only thing I could complain about if I want to is Asuka looking like an idiot again against Carmella and Ellsworth. I don't want to see Ellsworth defeated as much as I want to see him caught in a dumpster fire. 

Figures you'd be for former winning streak Asuka since you're a fan of the evil empire Yankees (even though you say you from Jersey...you from Jersey? I'm from Jersey!)

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10 hours ago, Beech27 said:

The plan, supposedly, was that Ellsworth would come out as a trans woman, so the matches wouldn’t be intergender. Either this would be portrayed sincerely, or he would be revealed as only faking in order to gain a competitive advantage. The latter obviously perpetuates maybe the most common and damaging stereotype about trans women, though I’m not sure WWE could tell an earnest version of that story either. So I really, really, really (ad infinitum) hope they don’t go there.

Whut da Hale? [/bookert]

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LOl, that is seriously the worst idea they could come up with.  I mean, I dunno that anyone could pull off that angle without it being offensive and ridiculous.  if anyone could book that competently, they're probably too smart to work for Vince.

LOl, that needs filed in the WrestleCrap folder next to Vince's supposed idea for the Nazi monster heel who spent the past few decades in suspended animation, only to get unfrozen and paired with a Jewish heel manager.

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1 hour ago, Rhett Cohen said:

Why's that a bad thing? That's what got Bryan over with the mainstream audience in the first place. No anger management skits; no Yes Movement.

Because I want to watch good wrestling matches

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Look, I love that Sanity finally debuted. I'm a little meh on the Usos being the sacrificial lambs to every new team, but I'm happy Sanity is finally here.

That said, I'm going to get tired of them very quickly if they keep doing all of the wacky camera shots and zooms during their entrances and matches. Fuck off with that nonsense. Dain killing dudes doesn't need to be shot like it's a toddler holding the camera.

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7 minutes ago, RIPPA said:

Because I want to watch good wrestling matches

Kane's not terrible like everyone makes him out to be. In fact, I think WWE is having a hard time replacing what he brought to the table (and yes he sucks but he's giant and can show up and bump on his knees).

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I used to be all about the Shinsuke Nakamura title run but dammit, Rusev really does need to win the big strap and hold the belt for a really long time.

TONG PO, MOTHER FUCKERS~!

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1 hour ago, Craig H said:

That said, I'm going to get tired of them very quickly if they keep doing all of the wacky camera shots and zooms during their entrances and matches. Fuck off with that nonsense. Dain killing dudes doesn't need to be shot like it's a toddler holding the camera.

You could tell Kevin Dunn was back there like "FUCK YEA A REASON FOR SHAKY CAM TURN THAT SHIT UP TO 11!"

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2 hours ago, J.T. said:

I used to be all about the Shinsuke Nakamura title run but dammit, Rusev really does need to win the big strap and hold the belt for a really long time.

TONG PO, MOTHER FUCKERS~!

How badly has Nakamura's main roster run gone? So bad that they had him eliminate John Cena AND Roman Reigns to win the Royal Rumble, only to become a pecker puncher with no WWE championship to show for it.

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1 hour ago, Burgundy LaRue said:

How badly has Nakamura's main roster run gone? So bad that they had him eliminate John Cena AND Roman Reigns to win the Royal Rumble, only to become a pecker puncher with no WWE championship to show for it.

Don't forget how many times he jobbed to Jinder Fucking Mahal. Clean losses or not, he still jobbed to Jinder Mahal.

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4 hours ago, Rhett Cohen said:

Kane's not terrible like everyone makes him out to be. In fact, I think WWE is having a hard time replacing what he brought to the table (and yes he sucks but he's giant and can show up and bump on his knees).

That must be all of your concussions talking lol

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