Tabe Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Got roped into seeing The Secret Life of Walter Mitty this afternoon. Holy cow, this was so much better than expected. It had some nice funny moments and was generally just a nice entertaining movie. 7/10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 I wonder why Rothrock never got roped into the Expendables movies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SovietShooter Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Maybe I already said something but I also watched True Confessions and The Mission. Good shit. The Jeremy Irons/Robert DeNiro flick? That's some good, sad shit right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 So I'm watching Django Unchained again, for the first time since I saw it in the theater. I totally forgot about it until now, but man, this is one of the most beautifully shot movies I've ever seen. Just some really great photography throughout. There's a scene early on where Django confronts the Schaffers/Brittles and the Brittle that was also in Lost has his whip that he's cracking underneath a weeping willow tree that's blowing in the wind. Just little shit like that sprinkled in throughout the movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Additional thought about Django Unchained: I'm happy Will Smith was dumb enough to pass on this so Jamie Foxx could take the part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Additional thought about Django Unchained: I'm happy Will Smith was dumb enough to pass on this so Jamie Foxx could take the part. Yeah because that was a huge fucking upgrade. Jesus. Will Smith would have owned this movie. Jamie Foxx is one of the worst actors in Hollywood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 So I'm watching Django Unchained again, for the first time since I saw it in the theater. I totally forgot about it until now, but man, this is one of the most beautifully shot movies I've ever seen. Just some really great photography throughout. There's a scene early on where Django confronts the Schaffers/Brittles and the Brittle that was also in Lost has his whip that he's cracking underneath a weeping willow tree that's blowing in the wind. Just little shit like that sprinkled in throughout the movie.r Credit three time Oscar winning DP Robert Richardson for that. Probably should have won another one for Django Unchained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Additional thought about Django Unchained: I'm happy Will Smith was dumb enough to pass on this so Jamie Foxx could take the part. Yeah because that was a huge fucking upgrade. Jesus. Will Smith would have owned this movie. Jamie Foxx is one of the worst actors in Hollywood. Yeah, he really owned After Earth instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Additional thought about Django Unchained: I'm happy Will Smith was dumb enough to pass on this so Jamie Foxx could take the part. Yeah because that was a huge fucking upgrade. Jesus. Will Smith would have owned this movie. Jamie Foxx is one of the worst actors in Hollywood. Yeah, he really owned After Earth instead. You want to use Will Smith's only shit movie to compare with Jamie fucking Foxx? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 He turned it down and went to work on After Earth instead. It also isn't his only shit film. Seven Pounds, Hitch, Bagger Vance, Wild Wild West, and MiB 2 are all pretty awful. Then you have shit like Ali, which is boring, Hancock, which is bad, and I Am Legend, which has an incredibly stupid ending to go along with it's rote plot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Speaking of beautiful cinematography I just watched Prisoners. It was very good. It's at least better than Rush (which I did like quite a bit..) so I can safely say that this probably deserved to be nominated at the Golden Globes. Now, I don't want to spoil anything so I will just say that Hugh Jackman's performance was great with his range of emotions and for me, it's difficult to find fault with anything his character did.. but that's one of the things we are obviously supposed to discuss. As good as Jackman was.. Jake Gyllenhaal may have been even better. Holy shit was he great in this. I never felt the film veered off into "that would have never happened!". It was raw and realistic throughout. Everything the characters did made sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_W_P Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Just taking a step back to the "Mackauley Culkin is a sociopath" talk I offer into evidence for the affirmative: The Good Son. Holy shit do I love this movie. Culkin deserved a damn Oscar for his role. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuroresuFan Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Additional thought about Django Unchained: I'm happy Will Smith was dumb enough to pass on this so Jamie Foxx could take the part. Yeah because that was a huge fucking upgrade. Jesus. Will Smith would have owned this movie. Jamie Foxx is one of the worst actors in Hollywood. Yeah, he really owned After Earth instead. You want to use Will Smith's only shit movie to compare with Jamie fucking Foxx? "Wild, Wild West", "I, Robot", Hitch", "I Am Legend" and "Hancock" want to say Hi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 I never got the Hancock or I, Robot hate, they're both perfectly acceptable summer flicks. I am Legend is borderline very good. Really, his only truly awful ones are www and MiB2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 MIB 3 wasn't very good either. WWW is likely one of the worst movies I've seen, based on the ratio of potential to realization. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivpvideos Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Hancock was perfectly ok until the TERRIBLE TWIST THAT MADE ZERO SENSE. I enjoyed I,Robot very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 The twist in Hancock ruined what was a serviceable/boring movie. I, Robot I actually like quite a bit. MiB 3 I like quite a bit as well. It's a little overly sentimental, but I thought it was pretty good. As good as the first and way better than the second. WWW though, wow, that's a pretty horrible movie. It's even worse after hearing Kevin Smith talk about his time meeting with Jon Peters and seeing Peters' coke fueled ideas pop up in WWW. And I Am Legend fulfills the "if it's on TV I probably won't change the channel and it's ok enough to leave on in the background" role. It's not a very good movie, the entire premise is thrown out the window midway through, and he could have left with the woman and her kid, but chooses to blow himself up instead. FFS, he could have still pulled the pin on the grenade, left it there, and still dashed out with the woman and her kid. Same effect and now humanity has a better chance of winning the war because they have the most brilliant scientist in the world with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Those first few scenes of Hancock promise a really great movie that never surfaces. A surly, alcoholic, total fuck-up with Superman powers who tries to do the right thing? Yeah, I want to see that. 20 minutes in, and they are doing stupid stuff like cleaning him up and shit and the rest of the movie ranges from dull to awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 I should clarify: WWW is also up there with the absolute worst movies I've ever seen. MiB2 was just simply bad. MiB3 was also borderline very good until Kay adopted Jay Terrible ending. I'd go so far as to say the first MiB is a future classic, neither of the sequels touches it. I mean, come on. Marbles~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Yeah, if the whole thing were Will Smith being a super powered alcoholic bum for the majority of the movie, it would have been much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 I should clarify: WWW is also up there with the absolute worst movies I've ever seen. MiB2 was just simply bad. MiB3 was also borderline very good until Kay adopted Jay Terrible ending. I'd go so far as to say the first MiB is a future classic, neither of the sequels touches it. I mean, come on. Marbles~! Oh shit, I totally forgot about the thing in your first spoiler, maybe because I blocked it from memory. I may have to reconsider how I feel about MiB3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 What gets to me the most about that is it was so unnecessary. It served ZERO purpose in terms of both characterization and plot development. A damn shame to an otherwise fine piece of cinema. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 All of this mingebaggery and no one has pointed out how fucking awful everything Jamie Foxx has done is. And how awful he is in those movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 How many academy awards does Will Smith have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted December 27, 2013 Author Share Posted December 27, 2013 How many stars does David Meltzer give to shit matches? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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