Dolfan in NYC Posted April 25, 2018 Author Share Posted April 25, 2018 Lyrics to the new Nak theme. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 12 hours ago, Dolfan in NYC said: I need a translation on the lyrics of the whomp-ass new Nakamura music. Like right now. Fun show today. 3 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Everyone is sleeping on Graves actually explaining how Nak got the new theme because he didn't want the fans singing along anymore. That's next-level heel work. EDIT: That and the song title going from "Rising Sun" to "Shadows of a Setting Sun." 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 LOL I died reading "gonna get arrested for ballsack crime" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overly Critical Man Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 14 hours ago, Craig H said: He looked like a fucking dork. Glad to see Big Cass hasn't changed at all because of his injury. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Log Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, Overly Critical Man said: Glad to see Big Cass hasn't changed at all because of his injury. Previous to his injury, he spent most of his time standing next to an even bigger dork, so it wasn’t so noticeable. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Whoever thought that Cass' entrance for that segment should have been him coming out to waste time struggling to put on a suit jacket he didn't try on previously and a watch should be fired. Alternatively, he could have been ribbed, but even then, he's an idiot for not noticing beforehand that one sleeve was shorter than the other. The only way it would have made sense is if he were wearing sneakers and had the other sleeve pushed up to pay tribute to Phil Collins and even then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted April 25, 2018 Author Share Posted April 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, Craig H said: Whoever thought that Cass' entrance for that segment should have been him coming out to waste time struggling to put on a suit jacket he didn't try on previously and a watch should be fired. Alternatively, he could have been ribbed, but even then, he's an idiot for not noticing beforehand that one sleeve was shorter than the other. The only way it would have made sense is if he were wearing sneakers and had the other sleeve pushed up to pay tribute to Phil Collins and even then... If he were paying tribute to Phil Collins, he'd know that there's No Jacket Required. 19 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodear Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 If he was REALLY paying tribute to Phil Collins... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 I mean they were going for "Cass was putting on his jacket and watch after having viciously attacked Daniel Bryan from behind". But without the Bryan attack being known until later, it just looked like "Cass coming out to zero reaction, putting on shit Men's Wearhouse just finished altering". 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 I understand the idea of giving Bryan a feud with a mid carder, because Bryan alone is a big match. Its why the Road Warriors were rarely tag champs. You get your Roadies match and a tag title match. But they should really be getting the most from him right now, since they don't know how long they have him. Do a big build to the Miz match and have Bryan destroy him. Then do Nakamura, Joe, Jeff Hardy and AJ. This is why I hate the Brand Split, we are artificially losing big matches. Things like Bryan vs Braun or Balor or even Seth Rollins. We have this sit on the pot culture in entertainment. Nobody focuses on doing the big thing now. Instead everything is about whatever is next. Also Nakamura's new theme is great. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Bryan's return will work out okay, unless the stick him in there with some green, uncoordinated lunkhead who doesn't know a wristlock from a wristwatch. So, re sign yourself to Daniel Bryan being killed in his first match with Big Ass. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless M's Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 For those who wanted to know, here are the actual lyrics to Nakamura's new theme song...... I always believed that this day would come Now I am myself again Destroying the policy of the empire It's the definition of what I'm going to get It's absurd that you question me It does not matter how the combat ends the result of my game is the top a god without anyone in this world Do you not understand my strength? Do you not understand my strength? Do you not understand my strength? Do you not understand my strength? Do you not understand my strength? Do not you understand that I am NUMBER ONE? Wake up, move forward You are afraid of me We're going to fix this in one fell swoop, I'm your nightmare Looking into your eyes I can know what you think It does not make sense that you try to escape I will not run away or hide If I am a god, you must be a corpse If I find you, it's hard to regret Do you not understand my strength? Do you not understand my strength? Do you not understand my strength? Do you not understand my strength? Do you not understand my strength? Do not you understand that I am NUMBER ONE? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bink_winkleman Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 13 hours ago, Raziel said: I'm really happy that BossMoz finally took off. I get the logic behind Cass/Bryan, but it would be way more fun if Bryan wasn't feuding with someone so shitty. Or if they'd just gone the obvious "Miz's lackey" route. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 I was talking with someone before Mania over who WWE likely would try to avoid putting Daniel Bryan in the ring with to try and protect him as best as possible (i.e. get the most out of him as possible) and I think we had Big Cass as the #2 guy to avoid putting him in there with (#1 was Sheamus for the obvious reasons). We figured the common sense thing was to keep him away from anyone too inexperienced who would hence be more prone to screwing something up and... well Cass is inexperienced, awkward in the ring and has had trouble hitting his own finish on multiple occasions. The odds of him just straight kicking Bryan in the face or dropping him on top of his head on even the most basic of spots seems rather high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 It will prob turn out to be DB's idea to work with Cass. Insert brain damage joke here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathyBoy Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 DB is going to call that entire match. So it’s his own fault if he lets Cass try anything he can’t do. Really it should be a simple match riding off fans urging DB to make comebacks. I mean they can just use Benoit vs Meng as a template. Not that Cass is close to Meng in terms of ring work, but it’s a great big guy small guy template. Plus anytime I can reference Benoit’s monster pop for finally beating Meng I’m happy. That was a Hell of a mini feud. Meng was really underrated in ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 This is @Matt D's fault for the putting the idea in my head, but imagine how much more exciting this would be if Cass was Ziggler's muscle and Drew was feuding with Bryan. You wouldn't even need to change a damn thing in this story. Drew came back from injury the day before Cass did even. Although, God help me, I've kinda enjoyed Drew and Dolph these two weeks. Dolph in a tag team might help him a lot, and Drew will make just about anything worth watching. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_W_P Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 What is Cass' finish anyway? The 'Test' style big boot? He should use Matt Morgan's Hellavator. And his stuttering gimmick - "Im gonna sssssssssssssspell it out for ya!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorman Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 4 hours ago, L_W_P said: What is Cass' finish anyway? The Empire Elbow and the East River Crossing (side slam) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 A best friend at University, Tori said to me: "Every man looks good in a suit." Big Ass disproves her. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bink_winkleman Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 11 hours ago, odessasteps said: It will prob turn out to be DB's idea to work with Cass. Insert brain damage joke here. Nah, even before the head injuries, Bryan was always a big supporter of the working Cass. (ban me if you must) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 54 minutes ago, bink_winkleman said: Nah, even before the head injuries, Bryan was always a big supporter of the working Cass. (ban me if you must) There are fates worse than death. See your title. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Woop woop 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 15 hours ago, Dolfan in NYC said: There are fates worse than death. See your title. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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