OSJ Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 2 hours ago, West Newbury Bad Boy said: I must say that I rather like Dave figuratively boxing young Bix's ears. It's something that ought to be done every few months or so just on general principles. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Linda McMahon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 1 hour ago, OSJ said: I must say that I rather like Dave figuratively boxing young Bix's ears. It's something that ought to be done every few months or so just on general principles. Did you see the tweet that started all this? Some dude tweeted at Meltzer that the Roderick vs Cedric match on 205 was great, and Dave's response was "You'd get to see matches that good every week if you watched someting besides WWE," which is douchey as hell. Meltzer deserved to get dragged. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Critts Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 10 hours ago, RIPPA said: In case anyone missed it - the official announcement of WrestleMania 35 being at MetLife Stadium (NY/NJ) is being done today All the other events will be at the Barclays Center (Brooklyn) Mania will be April 7, 2019 I am interested to see where they do Summerslam then “It’s the Brooklyn Bridge!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydneybrown Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 3 hours ago, cwoy2j said: I'm picturing Meltzer as Mr. Burns now. If someone disagrees with him on a match, he releases literal hounds who literally tear into the person. He also has dogs with bees in their mouth who shoot bees when they open their mouths to bark. Quite the coincidence you brought that up, since the greatest trolljob in Wrestling Observer Radio history was someone once asking him in the mailbag "Bret Hart once bought a mansion from Monty Burns, do you know if he ever sold it back to him?" And Dave legit spent about two minutes trying to answer it. "I know he bought property in Calgary...I don't remember him ever buying anything in the United States..." 5 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 The correct answer is, yes, he was able to buy it back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caley Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 3 hours ago, Victator said: Chyna is pretty obvious, that would be weird without the porn and early death. Sherri died young and that is near the top of WWE sins. . It's okay if you die of "natural" causes like Eddie or Warrior but dying young and courtesy of drugs, that's a WWE no-go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Also, those images from that porn wrestling spoof would come up and I doubt Snickers would be understanding of her state and situation. Twix, I feel, would be cool about it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydneybrown Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 3 hours ago, Victator said: Chyna is pretty obvious, that would be weird without the porn and early death. Losing a shoot boxing match to 46 year-old out-of-shape Joey Buttafuoco in front of millions pretty much ended her too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 I thought Bix wrote at the Observer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 53 minutes ago, sydneybrown said: Losing a shoot boxing match to 46 year-old out-of-shape Joey Buttafuoco in front of millions pretty much ended her too. It did not help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 40 minutes ago, Niners Fan in CT said: I thought Bix wrote at the Observer? Deadspin, yeah. Not the Observer, I don't think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 He used to, but I believe he's been gone for quite awhile. Maybe they didn't pay him well, who knows. https://www.linkedin.com/in/david-bixenspan-59922515 Contributor, Figure Four Weekly Lead Writer WrestlingObserver.com/F4WOnline.com January 2014 – December 2016 (3 years) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 3 hours ago, Johnny Sorrow said: Also, those images from that porn wrestling spoof would come up and I doubt Snickers would be understanding of her state and situation. Twix, I feel, would be cool about it. Left Twix would. Not so sure about those right Twix guys. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningBeard Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Once again, I repeat, fuck all the excuses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yo-Yo's Roomie Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Worst case scenario naming it after Burke: "Who's Mildred Burke?" "No fucking idea" "Oh". Nobody's gonna boycott the show because they don't know who the women's battle royal is named after. Nobody's gonna be like "I just can't get invested in this match since I don't know who Mildred Burke is". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 9 hours ago, sydneybrown said: Quite the coincidence you brought that up, since the greatest trolljob in Wrestling Observer Radio history was someone once asking him in the mailbag "Bret Hart once bought a mansion from Monty Burns, do you know if he ever sold it back to him?" And Dave legit spent about two minutes trying to answer it. "I know he bought property in Calgary...I don't remember him ever buying anything in the United States..." I’d have thought the greatest was “the gay community?”, given it still gets referenced all these years later. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Was that trolling though? Seemed like an earnestly asked question that Dave reacted really poorly to. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 18 minutes ago, Oyaji said: Was that trolling though? Seemed like an earnestly asked question that Dave reacted really poorly to. IIRC, it was something that had been set-up ahead of time in the F4W chat that was going on during the radio show. But it was 10+ years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 The pot banger was still the greatest troll on WON 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 God the MSG show looks all sorts of... weird Nakamura beat Owens via DQ - Was supposed to be a tag of Nakamura/AJ vs. KO/Sami. They had KO and Sami jump them from the crowd and AJ did an "injury" angle. AJ came back at the end to make the save for Nakamura. So AJ didn't wrestle Cedric Alexander over Drew Gulak Asuka beat Mandy Rose Bray Wyatt beat Matt Hardy - Bray has suddenly started winning all the house show matches. I am sure that will make up for all the TV losses Bar won a 4-way over New Day, Gallows and Anderson and Titus Worldwide - New Day did the job because SDL losing is more important than Titus losing again I guess... Brock beat Kane and Braun - Went 5 1/2 so I guess they didn't want to piss off the MSG crowd Alexa beat Sasha and Bayley in a triple threat - Sasha did the job. Nia came out after and beat up Alexa and Mickie James. Did not wrestle. More on Bayley in a second John Cena and Nikki Bella beat Elias and Sonya Deville - Up until the day of the show - this had been advertised as Elias/Bayley (which at least made sense MMC wise). In fact - I am pretty sure Bayley tweeted about the match earlier in the day. Reigns/Balor/Rollins beat Miz and The Miztourage - Miz ate the fall because of course he did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Hoo Boo WWE.com did a "Top 10 Best Women's Matches in WWE History" 10) Women's Royal Rumble Match 9) Alundra Blayze vs. Bull Nakano - Summerslam '94 8) Charlotte vs. Bayley - Raw (02/13/17) 7) Paige vs. Emma - NXT ARRIVAL 6) Trish Stratus vs. Lita - RAW (12/06/04) 5) NXT Women's 4-Way - Takeover Rival 4) Asuka vs. Ember Moon - Takeover Brooklyn III 3) Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks vs. Becky Lynch - Wrestlemania 32 2) Charlotte vs. Sasha - RAW (07/25/16) 1) Bayley vs. Sasha - Takeover Brooklyn Well they tried... EDIT - Article Link http://www.wwe.com/article/10-best-womens-matches-wwe-history?sf184826496=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Surprised they didn’t order the Spider Lady match added to the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt925 Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 19 hours ago, sydneybrown said: I don't know. WWE could come off looking really bad if they did a show the day before, and then an indie show did a similar or better crowd the next day. I don't even know numbers, does WWE even draw 10,000 at a non-televised house show? I assume they'd take the "pretend it's not happening" approach. A recent Sunday SmackDown house show at oracle arena in Oakland drew 3200. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RRR Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 4 hours ago, RIPPA said: The pot banger was still the greatest troll on WON Which turned out to be Bix no? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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