FluffSnackwell Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Fuck it. Just have Taker get a tracheostomy and one of those cool ventilation tubes inserted into his throat so he sounds like Sonny Barger. Or better yet give him one of those tracheostomy speaking devices he has to actually hold to his throat so he can beat the shit out of Cena with it during the match. In the next few weeks film a segment of Cena hitting Taker in the throat with a wrench while he's working on his bike or either dropping the bike on his throat. Voila. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StretchMediatedHypertrophy Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 3 hours ago, hammerva said: I was thinking about how Charlotte being the one breaking Asuka streak really sucks. But then I thought that Carmella cashing in the MITB bank briefcase and winning it from Asuka if she would won would be 100 times worse. So this situation is kind of a mess. And yes I expect Carmella to win since they can't have 2 failed attempts in a row. Can't Carmella interfere so Asuka so she wins by DQ, and then cash in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 I guess but can't remember the last time there was a DQ at a Wrestlemania. Granted a large number of the matches are either 3/4 ways or stipulation matches The problem is trying to figure out what is worse way to break the streak at her first Wrestlemania: Charlotte or Carmella. Neither is that good to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 15 minutes ago, FluffSnackwell said: Fuck it. Just have Taker get a tracheostomy and one of those cool ventilation tubes inserted into his throat so he sounds like Sonny Barger. Or better yet give him one of those tracheostomy speaking devices he has to actually hold to his throat so he can beat the shit out of Cena with it during the match. In the next few weeks film a segment of Cena hitting Taker in the throat with a wrench while he's working on his bike or either dropping the bike on his throat. Voila. He can use Kane's leftover voice box machine. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StretchMediatedHypertrophy Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Arguably that's consistent with her character - she basically ruined the First Women's MITB too, so I think it would work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godfrey Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, hammerva said: I guess but can't remember the last time there was a DQ at a Wrestlemania. Granted a large number of the matches are either 3/4 ways or stipulation matches The problem is trying to figure out what is worse way to break the streak at her first Wrestlemania: Charlotte or Carmella. Neither is that good to me The question is if not now, when? Keep her undefeated until Summerslam against Rousey? Losing to the woman a lot of people are calling the best of her generation (not me, but it's an opinion I've seen) at the biggest show of the year is a good way to put a cap on the streak and move her onto something new. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVileOne Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 I don't know why it's a good thing WWE kept the women's battle royal. It's the epitome of laziness. Just dump all the un-booked Superstars into a gimmicked match, when it looked like they were building to some sort of blow-off match between Bayley and Sasha Banks. Wouldn't it have been a lot more meaningful to actually have some sort of non-title singles women's match at WrestleMania? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 If nobody has a problem with the Andre the Giant battle royal so guys like Curt Hawkins and 95% of the 205 Live roster can get on then I have no issue with a battle royal for the Dana Brooke and Tamina of the women's division. But is Sasha vs Bayley now off the table? Putting them in the match would suck indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVileOne Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 11 minutes ago, hammerva said: If nobody has a problem with the Andre the Giant battle royal so guys like Curt Hawkins and 95% of the 205 Live roster can get on then I have no issue with a battle royal for the Dana Brooke and Tamina of the women's division. But is Sasha vs Bayley now off the table? Putting them in the match would suck indeed Yeah it's off the table because we have to make sure everyone gets booked! I have a problem with the Andre battle royal. It was fine as a one-off thing. Making it an annual thing was dumb and unnecessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyuubi Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 6 hours ago, ComingToAmerica said: Can't Carmella interfere so Asuka so she wins by DQ, and then cash in? Can't Carmella cash it on the RAW Women's title or is the MitB briefcase just for the Smackdown title? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StretchMediatedHypertrophy Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 It's a good question. It's wrestling so anything is possible, but I think the logic was that the MITB was a Smackdown match on a Smackdown show, so no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 I mentioned it the other day, but one theory is her being moved to RAW in the (sigh) Superstar Shakeup with the case. Seems the best way out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 On 3/16/2018 at 5:22 AM, Keep Calm, Akira Hokuto On said: Well, he has to ride something to the ring. You don't expect him to be able to walk that far, do you? Wrestlemania 34, sponsored by Hoveround! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eivion Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 17 hours ago, TheVileOne said: Just dump all the un-booked Superstars into a gimmicked match, when it looked like they were building to some sort of blow-off match between Bayley and Sasha Banks Except you know they haven't been. They have been building a match, but it wouldn't be the blow off. Whats more its been fairly slow. If it were to happen at WM it almost certainly would be pre-show and less than 8 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVileOne Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 3 hours ago, Eivion said: Except you know they haven't been. They have been building a match, but it wouldn't be the blow off. Whats more its been fairly slow. If it were to happen at WM it almost certainly would be pre-show and less than 8 minutes. I don't really know. They haven't been building to some sort of feud or match between them? Then what have they been doing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godfrey Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 You could have the women's battle royal come down to Sasha and Bayley and have them tear it up for a final 5 to 7 minutes. Either woman would be a good choice for the first winner and you could kick off their feud for reals with some good old fashioned trophy breaking. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eivion Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 38 minutes ago, Godfrey said: You could have the women's battle royal come down to Sasha and Bayley and have them tear it up for a final 5 to 7 minutes. Either woman would be a good choice for the first winner and you could kick off their feud for reals with some good old fashioned trophy breaking. That is what I suspect they are leading to at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 I assume they cost each other it, but someone else wins. Like Sasha tosses Bayley from behind again, but this time Bayley attacks her and either eliminates her or helps someone else do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Brian Fowler said: I assume they cost each other it, but someone else wins. Like Sasha tosses Bayley from behind again, but this time Bayley attacks her and either eliminates her or helps someone else do it. Sounds like a waste of Sasha and Bayley to me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 I suspect Carmella cashes in on Nia or Bliss and moves to Raw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_W_P Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 On 3/16/2018 at 11:22 PM, (BP) said: I know Taker doesn't give a shit about protecting the gimmick anymore anyway, but it would make more sense that Cena was doing the shooty stuff with McCool's instagram if he's coming back with the biker gimmick. It would also be a blessing for any promo he has to cut if he doesn't have to pretend to be an undead wizard and can just talk shit about Cena's mama. Also Cena fucking with McCool's instagram could work into a program with Nikki. Cena/Nikki v Taker/McCool at SummerSlam. Nikki v McCool and Cena v Taker 2 at Mania next year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_W_P Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 On 3/18/2018 at 5:43 AM, hammerva said: I was thinking about how Charlotte being the one breaking Asuka streak really sucks. But then I thought that Carmella cashing in the MITB bank briefcase and winning it from Asuka if she would won would be 100 times worse. So this situation is kind of a mess. And yes I expect Carmella to win since they can't have 2 failed attempts in a row. I think they could get plenty out of a story of Carmella trying to cash in between now and Mania, only for Asuka to stop her because she wants to face Charlotte heads up. It's about more than the title for her, she wants the competition. Then Asuka wins the title and the story becomes "Carmella needs to get the title onto anyone BUT Asuka before the MITB contract expires so that she can have a chance of being successful." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hail Sabin Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 9 hours ago, Brian Fowler said: I assume they cost each other it, but someone else wins. Like Sasha tosses Bayley from behind again, but this time Bayley attacks her and either eliminates her or helps someone else do it. Bayley could grab Sasha's wrist like Hogan did to Sid at Rumble 92. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbarrie Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Nobody wants to see Bayley turn into a jerk of that magnitude, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 I'd have thought Sasha would be Hogan in that homage spot. And then she can be bad news and smash Bayleys trophy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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