Raw 9-16-13

[jstout]

Miz's dad is Zap Rowsdower?

[piranesi]

We have a winner for the day.

 

Repeat: The internet is over for the day.

 

The best part is that I didn't quite remember who that was until I started just repeating the last name over and over...which of course is exactly what they did.

[Ace]

Miz's Dad gets even better...

 

 

He uses "crud" like DDP used "scum".

[Johnny Sorrow]

I love that people everywhere who probably look like Miz's Dad are making fun of him.

[Hooker]

Don't forget,

• Virgins
• Live in parent's basement
• Fat

[Johnny Sorrow]

Don't forget,

[*]Virgins

[*]Live in parent's basement

[*]Fat

Nah, that shit is lame. But we're not exactly a bunch of Gino Herdandezs.

[piranesi]

I love that people everywhere who probably look like Miz's Dad are making fun of him.

 

 

Johnny, you've forced me to take a long, hard look at myself.  And having done that, I've come to a pretty sobering conclusion.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Miz's dad is a Hanson Brother...but, like, today, not back then:

 

[Johnny Sorrow]

I love that people everywhere who probably look like Miz's Dad are making fun of him.

Johnny, you've forced me to take a long, hard look at myself. And having done that, I've come to a pretty sobering conclusion.

Miz's dad is a Hanson Brother...but, like, today, not back then:

A million billion stars.

[The Natural]

Ryback's new smile thing he does it the best because apparently his face has the anatomy of a Muppet.  So when he smiles, it just means the lower half of his face lowers and his tongue falls out.

 

I chuckled aloud at this. Good stuff.

[Big Fresh]

 

I love that people everywhere who probably look like Miz's Dad are making fun of him.

 

 

Johnny, you've forced me to take a long, hard look at myself.  And having done that, I've come to a pretty sobering conclusion.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Miz's dad is a Hanson Brother...but, like, today, not back then:

 

 

 

If someone throws him into the boards, he's gonna piss all over himself.

 

 

 

Yes, I know that's technically not a Hansen Bros. quote.

 

And Sorrow, I am insanely good-looking.

 

[Just Dave]

As for the War Games fantasy booking, I'd love a scenario where D-Bry, Cody, Ziggles and Miz need one more for their team after Big Show is forced to join the Corpolution, and Dusty comes out and begs to be the fifth man on their team, and to "seal it with a hug and a kiss" like that money-ass promo from 94 with Dustin. Then, the Shield takes out Dusty, so Daniel & Cody ask Dustin to join. Not Goldust, but Dustin, because Dustin's been in War Games before. Dustin gets all sad and shit because he's nothing without the bodysuit & makeup, and he knows it. So the night of War Games he shows up painted, and the crowd goes apeshit. Before he bleeds for our amusement.

[Dog]

 

I wish I could have been there the first time Maryse met Miz's dad.

 

 

Isn't she supposed to be a fashion designer or something? You think she could at least give him some tips to avoid looking like a stoned Judas Priest roadie.

 

 

Maybe she gave him tips on how to look like a stoned Judas Priest roadie.

[elizium]

 

 

You're not that far off. They're a little less doughy, but that makes sense since they spend so much time on the ice.

 

[Ramsey]

I'm late to the party here but I wanted to echo the praise Roman Reigns is getting this week. He looked fantastic and it wasn't all just Bryan doing magic tricks. His moves looked great, his trash talk was top-notch and, yeah, he killed Kofi on the way out. Bryan has been amazing but I hope the Shield continue to get some sugar too because they've been a HUGE part of Bryan's ascent as of late.

 

Oh, and might I add, Heyman and Dusty should have jobs waiting for them at the WWE "Sports Entertainment University" teaching promo 101. They were both awesome for different spectacular reasons.

 

 

I am sorta fat and sorta ugly but I own my house and have had some sex.

[scraylo187]

As for the War Games fantasy booking, I'd love a scenario where D-Bry, Cody, Ziggles and Miz need one more for their team after Big Show is forced to join the Corpolution, and Dusty comes out and begs to be the fifth man on their team, and to "seal it with a hug and a kiss" like that money-ass promo from 94 with Dustin. Then, the Shield takes out Dusty, so Daniel & Cody ask Dustin to join. Not Goldust, but Dustin, because Dustin's been in War Games before. Dustin gets all sad and shit because he's nothing without the bodysuit & makeup, and he knows it. So the night of War Games he shows up painted, and the crowd goes apeshit. Before he bleeds for our amusement.

 

You lost me after including The Miz.

[Niners Fan in CT]

 

I wish I could have been there the first time Maryse met Miz's dad.

 

 

Isn't she supposed to be a fashion designer or something? You think she could at least give him some tips to avoid looking like a stoned Judas Priest roadie.

 

 

Mr. Hero answers to no one.

[Reed]

Fun fact: Zack Ryder's dad and Miz's dad are actually good friends.

 

I smell sitcom!

[Charlie M.]

Co-starring John Morrison as Zack Ryder.

[Reed]

Did anyone else take that Brie/Bryan hug backstage to mean she's going to get kidnapped by the corporation soon as a way to get to Bryan?

 

Or maybe I've been watching too many WWE Studios movies.

[Matt D]

Or watching late era WCW apparently. 

 

http://prowrestlingonly.com/index.php?showtopic=19237&view=getnewpost

[piranesi]

Did anyone else take that Brie/Bryan hug backstage to mean she's going to get kidnapped by the corporation soon as a way to get to Bryan?

 

 

 

It wouldn't work.  "If I lose this job, I'll just go back to wrestling in armories" is a response that easily translates into every facet of his life...including the ladies...

[Fat Spanish Waiter]

Mickie Knuckles likes this

[piranesi]

Mickie Knuckles likes this

 

See.  Now that's how you finish.  Take note, Ollie Gahroo.

[MarcosLoura]

This was the first RAW that I have watched since god knows when and the thing I noticed the most was the lack of Jim Ross and how there was weird silent seconds of non commentary. Which seems strange with a 3 man booth nonetheless. How long has JR been gone?

 

What's the deal with Dolph Ziggler? I think I know his face from one the Spirit Squad kids but can't name him at all, he's cool though, looks like an 80's guy all orange with bleached blond hair and bumps like a motherfucker. Dean Ambrose, on the other hand did, nothing for me. Kinda weird having a face lose a title match on the PPV and then have a non-title rematch the day after and giving him the win. BTW double arm suplex from the 2nd rope? Wow.

 

Ron Killings I know, Fandango too because The Natural kept posting gifs of him in the various Pictures Threads and I had to investigate the hype. And the song oh my god the song. Him and the girl can't dance for shit though, so when they turn face I guess they'll have dance lessons?

 

Dusty's so slim!, good for him. lol fuckers "WHATing" Dusty, man fuck everything. See, big ass segments with wrestling acting aka bad acting is definitely not my thing, but eh fuck it it was alright I guess. The best thing about this was that getting punched by Big Show is being sold like being elbowed by Misawa and kicked by Kawada at the same time. Dusty was dead.

 

So many divas?! And they're not all blonde white girls! Holy McMahon! Actually none of them are blond apart from the chick commentating. AJ is the only one I know, again because of pictures and gifs and The Natural, she was awesome at the booth. The match was short but way better than I expected. Cool.

 

I LOVE Sandow, he looks so evil and I loved that video of him going to SD Comic-Con (again I thank The Natural). This match was pretty bad though . Apparently Sandow is Mr. Money in the Bank so why is he losing meaningless matches against RVD? BTW why does RVD have his own personal hispanic announcer?

 

LOL Apex Predator. Who the fuck comes up with these names? Randy gets a pretty meh reaction considering he's the top heel. I like Miz though, I briefly remember watching back in 06 or something, cool kid. His parents are glorious. Crazy psycho Randy is the best Randy though, but again the crowd response was lukewarm at best. 

 

Scratch that, Heyman is the top heel. Holy shit Ryback can't talk for shit, the only thing I know about this guy is that FSW loves him and everyone else not so much. Heyman made this, the kiss was funny yet bizarre.

 

Ugh bullfighting gimmick. Man I hate bullfighting, that shit is still legal over here and I fucking hate it. Thankfully killing bulls in the arena was ruled illegal awhile ago, still sucks and fuck everything about it.

 

Tag match was good, I'm kinda unsure who was heel and face though. Only guys I knew were GIANT BERNARDO and Claudio, but I'm gonna go on a limb and say the Samoans are Anoa'I kids. Claudio's giant swing makes everymatch 5 stars. Who's that survivalist looking guy? He kinda looks like Dutch Mantell.

 

Bayou looking dude was fun. Who's this?

 

Is reigns an Anoa'I kid too? Dudes looks kinda samoan. Unless they're having Danielson doing dark matches I'll love everything he's in, the crowd popping huge for him makes me super happy. Man, 5 or 6 years apart from wrestling and I'm already kinda bored with Orton and I was never a big Randy hater. A little more interference during the match from Tyler Black and Ambrose would have been cool, btw where's Jimmy Jacobs?, seems like he's the only ROH guy that was not invited to the E party. Black still bumps like bonkers, jesus h. christ.

 

The faces' run-in, Dragon's celebration on the dude's shoulders and all the YES! chants almost brought a tear to my eye. IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!

 

This post is longer that Lex Steele, I'm sorry.

[Curt McGirt]

Now that was a Raw. And that was a hell of a main event that even got the people that were chanting over the workrate tag match to shut up. Reigns stood up, he's a really solid power wrestler. The end was shades of Bret getting raised on everyone's shoulders but with a huger response. And shame on anyone who shit on Dusty!