SorceressKnight Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 On 7/27/2018 at 1:38 AM, Happ Hazzard said: Are these the worst merchandise in wrestling history? Who exactly did they expect to buy these things? I don't know, this seemed like a shockingly good idea for merch if you think about it. Somehow, I would think the Venn diagram of "people trashy enough to like pro wrestling" and "people trashy enough to collect porcelain dolls or collectors' plates" would be larger than people would expect. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 This should be Ricky Meundo new doll friend in Lucha Underground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Throat Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 What about Plate Collectors? Surely that should be a third section of horror in the mockup. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Throat Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 I'll bet the Venn diagram of porcelain doll collectors and plate collectors would just be one circle. Of all these, only the Chyna plate deserves to exist because it's a pun and because it's the one I find most amusing to imagine trailer trash still eating their hot dog Spaghettios off of almost 20 years later. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SorceressKnight Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Yeah, that's why I put "porcelain doll collectors and plate collectors" in the same breath before- they're basically the same. Really, with collecting, both plates and dolls fall under the worst category of it: A: I collect this because I truly love it, and I really don't care if it's valuable or not- I just like having it, and it's valuable to me, so that's all that matters. (Most collections.) B: I collect this because I think it's going to be valuable one day, and I don't have any sentimental value to it outside of future monetary value. (The reason collections nosedived in the '90s.) I collect this because the company that made the thing I purchased told me it's going to be valuable one day, and why would the company lie? What would they have to gain, outside making me buy this fershlugginer thing? (If you buy from the (BLANK) Mint company, you probably fall for this one.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Throat Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 That Chyna plate is now worth $11.50! Or at least according to the only currently listed eBay auction that has repeatedly ended with no bids. Someday someone will bite! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Throat Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 I'd like to gather together everyone who owns a Chyna collectible plate and interview them for a Vice article. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 HHH should really be the one to buy the Chyna plate since one can argue it was the end of their relationship that started Chyna's downward spiral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Throat Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: HHH should really be the one to buy the Chyna plate since one can argue it was the end of their relationship that started Chyna's downward spiral. If HHH ever pulls the trigger on that $11.50 Chyna plate eBay auction, I think we can take that as a sign that they're finally letting her into the Hall of Fame. I'll bet Stephanie would not be happy about her husband owning a collectible plate with his dead ex-girlfriend on it. That would probably be weird for most wives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 21 minutes ago, Throat said: I'll bet Stephanie would not be happy about her husband owning a collectible plate with his dead ex-girlfriend on it. That would probably be weird for most wives. I'm sure she's been exposed to far stranger things being Vince's daughter. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Bonesaw is ready. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 11 hours ago, Throat said: The Austin one should’ve been made of glass. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Porcelain or whatever those are really made out of can have glass in them, so, you know. Close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: I'm sure she's been exposed to far stranger things being Vince's daughter. I'd be astonished if HHH didn't make her watch Chyna's, ahem, adult video exploits with him after she died. Possibly while injecting various illegal substances he doesn't get tested for too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 wtf 6 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARMDRAGON Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Not going to lie. I ordered that shirt immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 17 hours ago, Tromatagon said: wtf It was late, I felt like going somewhere dark with the reply. I apologize for nothing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 16 hours ago, Tromatagon said: Not going to lie. I ordered that shirt immediately. I easily get swept up in nostalgia for wrestling purposes, but purple era Taker was just the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARMDRAGON Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 I still got pirate shirt/teardrop Taker as his worst look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 I'm not sure if anything beats his 2000 look. Overweight, baggy blue denim shirt, ill-fitting trenchcoat, bandana and sunglasses. Looked like a tall hillbilly Sam Kinison. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 Blue denim vest is by far the worst, followed by the Ministry titty window, followed by that time he wore snakeskin pants and looked like a broke-ass DDP and the all leather bat gear he only wore once. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 Can we get a piranesi Undertaker "fashion thru the years" feature? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLaw Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 2 hours ago, nate said: Can we get a piranesi Undertaker "fashion thru the years" feature? Paging @piranesi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts