Curt McGirt Posted November 30, 2024 Posted November 30, 2024 I've seen the trailer for Shocking Dark and it looked hilariously cheap; now I want to watch the rest of them.
Curt McGirt Posted November 30, 2024 Posted November 30, 2024 (edited) '80s Trailers for Mattei! This is all the non-horror stuff I could find. If you haven't seen the Strike Commando trailer yet, you haven't lived. Robowar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_JR7kUUdWk Shocking Dark: Terminator II https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wds0vLq8i1E Double Target https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiXb7idK2xo Born to Fight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvvE833-5Mw Strike Commando https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU9PEfb1nks Strike Commando 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmE689E-DM8 The Seven Magnificent Gladiators https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fOUowFE1ig White Apache https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYJ58sdOhlE Scalps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HR7Bs6JrSs Cop Game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_5nm53y1ms Hanna D. - The Girl from Vondel Park https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAdaXUP3dYg Caligula and Messalina https://mubi.com/en/films/caligula-and-messalina/trailer Women's Prison Massacre https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=667962407020249 There is so much gold in these. Double Target has some incredibly dangerous stunts and explosions that clearly nearly kill people. There's a helicopter explosion that is either a minature, the cleanest edit ever seen, or they somehow jerry-rigged an actual helicopter to fall out of the sky. White Apache has a white dude playing a Native yelling "White man die! Kill them, kill them all, kill them all! *runs up to camera* YES, DIE, WHITE PEOPLE!" Another immortal line is in Cop Game: "I'm gonna blow a hole in your fuckin' head, Barbie doll." While Robowar rips off Predator, Shocking Dark manages to rip off both Aliens AND The Terminator! And these things rip off actual scenes from the movies: Shocking Dark has the "Burke turns off the monitor" scene from Aliens and The Seven Magnificent Gladiators (with Hercules himself, Lou Ferrigno) has the sword-breaking from the final fight in Conan. (Golan-Globus funded that one, so an extra layer of '80s sleaze there.) The only trailers that are NSFW are Scalps and, obviously, Caligula. And there are some nasty bits involving needles in Hanna D. Edited November 30, 2024 by Curt McGirt 1
bobholly138 Posted December 1, 2024 Posted December 1, 2024 Hit the Full Moon sale Got EUrocine Collection vol 1 and Babes behind bars dvd.
Brian Fowler Posted December 3, 2024 Posted December 3, 2024 Because I spend my money wisely, I now own a copy of the Christian classic C Me Dance on DVD and I cannot stress enough how much this is a one-star movie/billion star experience. It's also on YouTube in terrible 360p with burnt in subtitles and I cannot recommend it highly enough, nor highly enough recommend going into as completely blind as humanely possible, and just letting it wash over you as it keeps going nowhere you expect. https://youtu.be/GWrzyPZ-ckw?si=sCDVU1ufLdvhIH5E
Travis Sheldon Posted December 3, 2024 Posted December 3, 2024 4 hours ago, Brian Fowler said: Because I spend my money wisely, I now own a copy of the Christian classic C Me Dance on DVD and I cannot stress enough how much this is a one-star movie/billion star experience. It's also on YouTube in terrible 360p with burnt in subtitles and I cannot recommend it highly enough, nor highly enough recommend going into as completely blind as humanely possible, and just letting it wash over you as it keeps going nowhere you expect. https://youtu.be/GWrzyPZ-ckw?si=sCDVU1ufLdvhIH5E Surprised Red Letter Media hasn't had this one in a video. Although, I realize they don't focus on the low hanging fruit of Christsploitation as I'd like for them to do.
RazorbladeKiss87 Posted December 4, 2024 Posted December 4, 2024 17 hours ago, Travis Sheldon said: Surprised Red Letter Media hasn't had this one in a video. Although, I realize they don't focus on the low hanging fruit of Christsploitation as I'd like for them to do. I spent many nights during my Catholic education stoned watching Pax or WLMB movies. The best Christploitation movie in my book is still Passion Of The Christ. It did everything that people thought every Grindhouse movie did, even if a lot of them kinda suck. My religion teacher didn't like me comparing it to Blood Feast when I was in high school.
bobholly138 Posted December 4, 2024 Posted December 4, 2024 15 hours ago, RazorbladeKiss87 said: I spent many nights during my Catholic education stoned watching Pax or WLMB movies. The best Christploitation movie in my book is still Passion Of The Christ. It did everything that people thought every Grindhouse movie did, even if a lot of them kinda suck. My religion teacher didn't like me comparing it to Blood Feast when I was in high school. Passion got a debate about "Good gore for kids" started at the comic shop when it was in theaters. Got two "classics" coming in today. The Crippled Masters Blu ray and Satan's Cheerleaders Blu Ray 1
RazorbladeKiss87 Posted December 7, 2024 Posted December 7, 2024 On 12/4/2024 at 2:02 PM, bobholly138 said: Passion got a debate about "Good gore for kids" started at the comic shop when it was in theaters. Got two "classics" coming in today. The Crippled Masters Blu ray and Satan's Cheerleaders Blu Ray The Crippled Masters is the best dvd I ever bought from the dollar bin at Kroger in high school. It became a double feature with Riki-Oh for my buddy Steve and I. 1
bobholly138 Posted December 7, 2024 Posted December 7, 2024 18 hours ago, RazorbladeKiss87 said: The Crippled Masters is the best dvd I ever bought from the dollar bin at Kroger in high school. It became a double feature with Riki-Oh for my buddy Steve and I. The blu ray from Film Masters is worth grabbing. 1
bobholly138 Posted December 9, 2024 Posted December 9, 2024 Recent pick ups Dollar General for 2 bucks new Double Feature 2 Headed Shark Attack/Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus BLU Ray Then hitting my mail box today off ebay The Devil's Nightmare Blu ray Santa With Muscles Blu ray 1
odessasteps Posted December 9, 2024 Posted December 9, 2024 (edited) Be on the lookout for a Criterion coupon/credit if you’re a subscriber to the channel. edit: The annual $10 credit. Mine did come after I posted earlier. Edited December 10, 2024 by odessasteps
Contentious C Posted December 13, 2024 Posted December 13, 2024 Anyone else had trouble with the VS website? Trying to reset password doesn't seem to do a thing and they owe me a pre-order that at this point I'm tempted to just cancel instead. But I can't even log on due to the reset issues.
Curt McGirt Posted December 13, 2024 Posted December 13, 2024 On 12/9/2024 at 3:15 PM, bobholly138 said: Santa With Muscles Blu ray You had to see more than the trailer? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNAF2uf-_Y4&ab_channel=SUPERFANpresents I've never seen it til now. Poor Garrett Morris.
Andrew POE! Posted December 13, 2024 Posted December 13, 2024 Criterion Collection March 2025 releases revealed: - A Woman of Paris - Godzilla vs. Biollante - Night Moves - Choose Me - Thief 4K (!) - The Wages of Fear 4K (!!) 1
bobholly138 Posted December 13, 2024 Posted December 13, 2024 4 hours ago, Curt McGirt said: You had to see more than the trailer? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNAF2uf-_Y4&ab_channel=SUPERFANpresents I've never seen it til now. Poor Garrett Morris. Watched it last night. Big dumb and a bit fun. Feels like a live action bootleg Merrie Melody
Curt McGirt Posted December 15, 2024 Posted December 15, 2024 (edited) Fuck yeah, Night Moves! EDIT: Don't read the Great Movie review of that by Ebert, because he says he won't give away the whole plot, then goes on to do so Of course, the movie's end is so cryptic you won't be able to figure it all the way out anyway. Nobody ever has, I think. Edited December 15, 2024 by Curt McGirt 2
RazorbladeKiss87 Posted December 17, 2024 Posted December 17, 2024 On 12/13/2024 at 1:44 PM, Andrew POE! said: Criterion Collection March 2025 releases revealed: - A Woman of Paris - Godzilla vs. Biollante - Night Moves - Choose Me - Thief 4K (!) - The Wages of Fear 4K (!!) Very down for Night Moves. Haven't watched it in well over a decade but I loved it. 2
bobholly138 Posted December 17, 2024 Posted December 17, 2024 Somehow Jury Duty with Pauly SHore and Tia Carrerre is OOP on DVD and Blu ray. Just dropped 25 bucks for a used Blu ray but it is missing the VHS look slipcase. | Why ain't there a big 5 film Weasel Grindage boxed set? 1
nate Posted December 19, 2024 Posted December 19, 2024 On 12/17/2024 at 5:51 PM, bobholly138 said: Somehow Jury Duty with Pauly SHore and Tia Carrerre is OOP on DVD and Blu ray. Just dropped 25 bucks for a used Blu ray but it is missing the VHS look slipcase. | Why ain't there a big 5 film Weasel Grindage boxed set? That definitely feels like a missed opportunity for Mill Creek.
odessasteps Posted December 19, 2024 Posted December 19, 2024 https://x.com/Criterion/status/1869475903580840077?t=4iuEDnn3xwEKqCEPpHMtLA&s=19 Pam Anderson in the Criterion Closet. No, really.
Andrew POE! Posted December 19, 2024 Posted December 19, 2024 38 minutes ago, odessasteps said: https://x.com/Criterion/status/1869475903580840077?t=4iuEDnn3xwEKqCEPpHMtLA&s=19 Pam Anderson in the Criterion Closet. No, really. She has the best taste of recent visitors to the Criterion Closet. Spoiler Ingmar Bergman in Cinema box set? Wanda? Abbas Kiarostami? Is she really One Of Us? If she tapped into her cinephile fandom earlier on, her career would have looked a lot different. 1
Curt McGirt Posted December 19, 2024 Posted December 19, 2024 (edited) That gets to me (the video). She spent all this time in the public eye, for all this bullshit; Playboy and a marriage to a rock star and a sex tape and a bullshit cheesecake TV show, when she is really fucking smart and would probably 100% have rather been working in art films and microbudget indies instead of caught in the vortex of '90s pop culture. And who knows if she would have had the opportunity to do that at all? It's like the era just sucked her up and put her on a pedestal before she could react. People from legit projects probably would have heard her name and just stuck their nose up in the air, too. I guess I'm just glad she's finally getting a chance to do what she wants, in a film that looks pretty damn good. It's not like Jenny McCarthy is doing that -- she's just crazy now. Edited December 19, 2024 by Curt McGirt 2
Brian Fowler Posted December 19, 2024 Posted December 19, 2024 That Bergman box set is probably the best thing in my collection. 2
twiztor Posted December 20, 2024 Posted December 20, 2024 21 hours ago, Curt McGirt said: That gets to me (the video). She spent all this time in the public eye, for all this bullshit; Playboy and a marriage to a rock star and a sex tape and a bullshit cheesecake TV show, when she is really fucking smart and would probably 100% have rather been working in art films and microbudget indies instead of caught in the vortex of '90s pop culture. And who knows if she would have had the opportunity to do that at all? It's like the era just sucked her up and put her on a pedestal before she could react. People from legit projects probably would have heard her name and just stuck their nose up in the air, too. I guess I'm just glad she's finally getting a chance to do what she wants, in a film that looks pretty damn good. It's not like Jenny McCarthy is doing that -- she's just crazy now. Pam has always been big on animal treatment. And maybe the environment too? i don't remember for sure. also, the cartoon Striperella (she is the voice of the main character) doesn't get enough credit. It's great.
jaedmc Posted December 20, 2024 Author Posted December 20, 2024 She was always too funny to be as dumb as people thought. 1
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