Not to alarm anyone but...GGGGGHHHOOOUUUUULLLSSS are OOOUUUTTT for SUUUUMMMMER!!!!

[piranesi]

Spotted at Big Lots. Note this is not just bullshitty punk-ass grandma-Hobby-Lobby "Harvest Time" bullshit.  THIS IS THE REAL STUFF@!!!!

 

Overheard while browsing:

[Big Lots guy to another Big Lots guy]:

Hey, Gary! Gary! Can I blow up a dragon?

How big are they?

10 feet.

No.

Come on! I can make it fit!

No.

[whispered to self] Fuckin' Gary.

 

Make peace with your demons because THEY ARE COMING HOME SOON!!!!!!

I'm ready. I just got this at an antique store:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! THE PRE-SEASON OF THE WITCH IS ON!!!

ARE YOU PREPARED!!!!!