Brian Fowler Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 3 hours ago, Bustronaut said: Call it WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER to annoy the people who hated BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY Save that for when Gwilym Lee is playing the villain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Spectre was one of the most disappointing movies of the last ten years. It's not horrible but it's pretty bad and I was hyped for it. I'm surprised Craig is back for another one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Niners Fan in CT said: Spectre was one of the most disappointing movies of the last ten years. It's not horrible but it's pretty bad and I was hyped for it. I'm surprised Craig is back for another one. Combination of $$$ and not wanting to bow out on a Spectre note. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 The way Craig speaks about the franchise, more likely $$$ and nothing else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 His whole deal of not wanting to do another was because he was injured during the filming, rushed back from surgery and resumed filming before it was healed, had problems keeping his pain medication up because they were shooting in different countries, then had to do a press tour where he was obliged to speak super positively about how brilliant it all was and how much fun everyone had been having. Although I think even at the start of being cast in the role, it was as much about a financial/ career move as it was about really wanting to be this iconic character. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefanie Without Stefanie Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 On 2/22/2019 at 5:01 PM, AxB said: Apparently the title of the movie is going to be Shatterhand. Sounds a bit like German dogshit. Shatterhand was a fantastic NES game, but I suspect this is unrelated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 There's still time for them to bring back Maud Adams to reveal that actually she was running a secret organization that was in charge of Blofeld and SPECTRE who were in charge of QUANTUM who were in charge of Le Chiffre. Then they could call the next movie SHATTERPUSSY 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 (edited) That was only partially a joke. When they did the Bond Fantasy draft on James Bonding I played along in my mind and tried to craft a cast that had Bond getting his ass kicked by hot ladies all day long and only drafting women for as long as possible. It was (In order that I imagined it round by round): Primary Bond woman: Maud Adams (Pussy Galore) M: Judy Dench Henchman: Grace Jones (Mayday) Flex (Extra henchmen): Bambi and Thumper Seconday Bond Woman: Rosamund Pike (Miranda Frost) Moneypenny: Naomie Harris Villain: Lotte Lenya (Rosa Klebb) Ally: Penelope Smallbone Song: Live and Let Die Car: Lotus Esprit Gadget: Wrist Gun darts Bond: Timothy Dalton SUMMARY: After Miranda Frost turns on James Bond leaving him for dead, M informs him that female agents around the word are turning on their handlers and committing murders. She directs Eve Moneypenny into the field to infiltrate. Bond insists on assisting her. Following a trail of a deadly assassins including a striking woman named Mayday and two maniacs named Bambi and Thumper leads Bond to an old flame. Is she really the true evil? Will Moneypenny turn on Bond? Will Bond be able to protect her? Find out this Summer in SHATTERPUSSY Edited March 2, 2019 by piranesi 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mystman Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 12 minutes ago, piranesi said: That was only partially a joke. When they did the Bond Fantasy draft on James Bonding I played along in my mind and tried to craft a cast that had Bond getting his ass kicked by hot ladies all day long and only drafting women for as long as possible. It was (In order that I imagined it round by round): Primary Bond woman: Maud Adams (Pussy Galore) M: Judy Dench Henchman: Grace Jones (Mayday) Flex (Extra henchmen): Bambi and Thumper Seconday Bond Woman: Rosamund Pike (Miranda Frost) Moneypenny: Naomie Harris Villain: Lotte Lenya (Rosa Klebb) Ally: Penelope Smallbone Song: Live and Let Die Car: Lotus Esprit Gadget: Wrist Gun darts Bond: Timothy Dalton SUMMARY: After Miranda Frost turns on James Bond leaving him for dead, M informs him that female agents around the word are turning on their handlers and committing murders. She directs Eve Moneypenny into the field to infiltrate. Bond insists on assisting her. Following a trail of a deadly assassins including a striking woman named Mayday and two maniacs named Bambi and Thumper leads Bond to an old flame. Is she really the true evil? Will Moneypenny turn on Bond? Will Bond be able to protect her? Find out this Summer in SHATTERPUSSY I would watch the shit out of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 (edited) Quote female agents around the word are turning on their handlers and committing murders. Like in the Good Casino Royale... Edited March 2, 2019 by odessasteps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 "We just can't use you in this one, Mr. Allan. I think you understand." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 I gotta say Casino Royale is still probably my favorite Bond movie to date, definitely my favorite of the Craig run. I only really like that and Skyfall. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 2 hours ago, Niners Fan in CT said: I gotta say Casino Royale is still probably my favorite Bond movie to date. It's that or From Russia With Love. Mark's strange love of that fucking terrible parody will never not baffle me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Didn’t I pick it once for the movie club where I tried to articulate my love for it? it being a glorious mess is one reason I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, odessasteps said: Didn’t I pick it once for the movie club where I tried to articulate my love for it? it being a glorious mess is one reason I love it. Yes. That's when I tried to watch it. I tapped in under half an hour. Just so awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Yup I just watched Casino Royale again this evening. It's as great as I remembered. It's gripping from scene to scene and there is a lot of heart in this movie. It's a classic. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Goddamn a brother got to win an Oscar up in here to get to be a Bond villain nowadays. Gone are the days when you could just be Joe Don Baker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Rami Malek quickly approaching overexposure and flameout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 If mesut Ozil was a Bond villain ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Craig H said: Rami Malek quickly approaching overexposure and flameout. I disagree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 On 4/25/2019 at 8:28 AM, Casey said: Rami as Dr. No or GTFO. Start Daniel's run with a classic Bond story and end it with a classic Bond story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 That would make interesting casting for Honey Ryder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 I’m not really crazy about a Dr. No remake unless it meets two conditions: Craig sings the mango tree song and it opens with Adele covering Three Blind Mice. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 17 minutes ago, (BP) said: I’m not really crazy about a Dr. No remake unless it meets two conditions: Craig sings the mango tree song and it opens with Adele covering Three Blind Mice. With Cary Fukunaga as the principle director, I think that would happen if this turns out to be a reboot of Dr. No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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