Burgundy LaRue Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 *holds nose* Thank you to the Usos and the Women's contract signing. Good stuff. Everything else? ROTTEN EGGS!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie M. Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Really? I thought Orton/Corbin was a decent TV match. Clean finish too. Plus Orton started out by trolling people with a headlock. AJ/Jinder was as nothing of an AJ match as you're going to see. Jinder may be huge now but he still wrestles the same way as a he always did. Ellsworth is turning into such a great heel manager. I loved his freakout when the ref tossed him out. I want Naomi to succeed but she's gotta spend less time watching Speedball Mike Bailey tapes for moves and more time studying Ricky Steamboat's selling. It's the main thing holding her back as a face. She dies too easily when she's selling. Fashion Files was good again and Usos have something going with their insane promo style. It's different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 From what I saw, Fabreeze were the stars of the show. DAY ONE IS H? What does that even mean? First Rhyno & Slater, now Breeze & Fandango. Smackdown has a knack for getting over a team that are an afterthought as singles. Jesus, Jinder's bacne is frightening. Yankees baseball takes precedence over WWE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zac_Fu Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 I bet Jinder doesn't grant wishes, either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Zac_Fu said: I bet Jinder doesn't grant wishes, either... He's still employed, so I'd say no. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted May 17, 2017 Author Share Posted May 17, 2017 HOLY CRAP. Not sure what happened when I posted this thread, but it's showing up four times. If someone with the power could clear the other three, much appreciated! The clean pin of Corbin makes no sense to me. He clubs Zayn backstage, then Orton beats him tidy and neat? Why should I be invested in Corbin/Zayn after that mess? Not that I was invested in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 the end probably confirms Orton will keep the title and continue to bore me to tears. I'm loving this Usos and Fashion Police feud. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie M. Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 When is New Day actually supposed to come back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted May 17, 2017 Author Share Posted May 17, 2017 I'm hearing sometime next month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hail Sabin Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Probably when Kofi is cleared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Just now, Hail Sabin said: Probably when Kofi is cleared. I believe Dave said June for Kofi being ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caley Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 I was wondering where Rusev was, since they even showed a Tweet onscreen about his return but... I thought this was a fun show. Jinder still needs work, but he's getting there slowly, I think. One thing he needs is more movez. He has his finisher, and a variety of big boots. I think his push would work a lot better if he started out destroying lower-tier guys then moving slowly up through the ranks, then winning a #1 contender match. I'd like to see him go after the tag titles after he loses to Orton, because I think Jinder and Twin Magic Singhs could be a lot of fun. Corbin-Orton was great. I thought the ending made so much sense because Corbin did the spring around the ring spot and nailed Orton, did it again and Orton was sort of ready before Corbin clobbered him again, then caught him for the win on the third try. Emphasizes Corbin's youth and how he's getting there, but still has a ways to go. Not really feeling the Owens-Styles feud. I'm just not interested at all, which is weird. It's probably AJ going for braggy, sneaky heel to smiling, joking face overnight. Women's stuff was all right. But Charlotte looked like an idiot walking around the ring in her robe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eivion Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Dug the Fashion Police and women's division. Corbin/Orton was solid. The two meshed far better than I expected given the styles and general motivation of Orton. I dug Rowan's appearance on Talking Smack. It managed to come across well in being creepy and uncomfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Lord Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: Jesus, Jinder's bacne is frightening. When they moved to HD they told everyone to stop spray tanning because of that. I can't imagine how horrifying it must look on those really fancy 4K televisions. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caley Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Also, I laughed really hard at Phillips calling Breezango somthing along he lines of a couple "Smokeys", and JBL going "What are you talking about?" then Phillips saying "Smokey is a term for a cop, get with it Byron!" and Saxton quietly goes "That was John!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Jinder is on the new Jericho pod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 6 hours ago, Phantom Lord said: When they moved to HD they told everyone to stop spray tanning because of that. I can't imagine how horrifying it must look on those really fancy 4K televisions. Jinder's backne looks to be spreading like the disease that comes from taking all those roids. It is covering his shoulders and down to his arm. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Clearly Dolph Ziggler never got the spray tanning memo. At same point someone should really tell him that it is obvious he doesn't spray his armpits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 God - if the Fashion Police don't win the titles I am going to write a strongly worded message board post 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Boy its a good thing they don't allow this Erick Rowan on SDL ... idiots... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 1 hour ago, RIPPA said: Boy its a good thing they don't allow this Erick Rowan on SDL ... idiots... Erick Rowan's John Wayne Gacy Pogo the Clown sheep mask is creepy as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyuubi Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Dude, the drawback from WWE super muscular guys is that they apparently can't reach their backs because ew. You can connect the dots and draw the Mona Lisa on some of these motherfucker's backs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bink_winkleman Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 I didn't bother with Orton/Corbin, but enjoyed most everything else. Can't say enough about the Hot Cops gimmick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Kyuubi said: Dude, the drawback from WWE super muscular guys is that they apparently can't reach their backs because ew. You can connect the dots and draw the Mona Lisa on some of these motherfucker's backs. Isn't part of the Bollywood Boyz job to exfoliate Jinder's skin? One should be carrying the body wash while the other carries the loofah sponges. ...or maybe a vallainous plague doctor can clear up Jinder's skin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 As long as they keep putting the good parts on Youtube, I'm happy never watching another new WWE show in my life. I was both laughing my ass off and terrified in two videos back to back there. And the Fashion Police putting "NO" "STYLE" on Nakamura's poster was so disingenuous. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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