Pete Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 2 hours ago, NikoBaltimore said: I'm getting pretty hungry seeing that photo despite knowing there's no chance of me finishing that in one sitting. But what they should do is air a network special and call it Braun vs. Food, much like Man vs. Food. There's many places around the country where he can eat tons of food to carb up (or whatever they call it) Might as well film it. ROAD BEEF 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted April 20, 2017 Author Share Posted April 20, 2017 41 minutes ago, Norwegian Rudo said: Dammit, wrong thread, sorry. Every thread is the right thread when it comes to WOW 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Braun and Ellsworth should do one of those Ride Along episodes, with a restaurant scene. Braun orders 4 fried chickens and a Coke. Ellsworth of course gets dry white toast. 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 34 minutes ago, zev said: Braun and Ellsworth should do one of those Ride Along episodes, with a restaurant scene. Braun orders 4 fried chickens and a Coke. Ellsworth, of course, is forced to ride in the trunk. fixed 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Technico Support said: Choking down one of those barely seasoned, plain old dry chicken breasts is a chore. 3 is hell on earth. I'll gladly take the eggs and home fries, though. I told you that's what the mustard was for! But still... plain ol' yellow mustard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, Curt McGirt said: I told you that's what the mustard was for! But still... plain ol' yellow mustard? BBQ sauce or, really, any kind of sauce, would definitely be preferable but maybe he doesn't want the sugar/carbs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 I'd put some Country Bob's on that shit. A little Jesus Juice can spice up the dullest of foods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Mustard is the go to, especially on the road. Ketchup and BBQ sauce have too much sugar. I used to hate mustard, but I actually developed a taste for it when I first got really intense about my nutrition because it was pretty much my only other option besides hot sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 He could have at least asked for deli mustard though, or some Dijon. It took me years to like mustard and the plain yellow shit still doesn't do it for me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 I don't think Braun should be on social media. I would not have him do anything that might hurt his aura. Though have you guys seen his dad, he looks like Odin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RRR Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godfrey Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: fixed I would love this. It says it's Ride Along with both guys but it's just Braun driving by himself in silence with the occasional whimper from the trunk. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireThunder Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 It could be like the newest episode of Ride Along but without Braun having to trick Ellsworth to ditch him. "Hey Braun, thanks for driving me..." "GET OUTTA MY CAR." "Yes sir!" *tires screeching* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Sugar Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 I would envision that Ellsworth would have to drive so that Braun could have both hands free to eat all the food he needs to consume in a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 To all those pitching show ideas for Braun and/or Ellsworth: And Braun/Ellsworth riding around eating would make for such an amazing show I'm a little sad this won't happen. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Ellsworth tries to snatch a fry and that's why he ends up in the trunk, only to be let out when Braun spies the next restaurant and wants him to order for him and start driving again. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 22 minutes ago, Curt McGirt said: Ellsworth tries to snatch a fry and that's why he ends up in the trunk, only to be let out when Braun spies the next restaurant and wants him to order for him and start driving again. Braun doesn't need anyone to order for him. Welcome to Wendy's, sir. May I take your order? I'll have a Dave's triple, a crispy chicken BLT, a spicy chicken caesar salad, baconator ranch fries, four large diet cokes, and a chocolate frosty. Will that complete your order? I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU YET!!! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HumanChessgame Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Show would end after three episodes when Braun pulls a Homer Simpson and eats all the food in a buffet before he's full. Ellsworth would end up stuffed in a hoagie roll and eaten. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Reminds me of that insult from Shake on Aqua Teen where he says "she's finished the meat and turned on the bones" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Now I want a Braun/Ellsworth tag team where the entirety of their double team offense is Braun picking up Ellsworth and using him like a blunt object. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great ML Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 I am really lacking a good Emilio in The Wanderers gif. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoarr Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 I need this shirt 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grilledcheese Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Hoarr said: I need this shirt Then you should buy it: http://www.prowrestlingtees.com/wrestler-t-shirts/vader/big-van-vader.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoarr Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Funny... I was just talking about this on Twitter. That Pro Wrestling Tees is a crappy tracing of a low-quality photo I swiped from eBay years ago and posted on Twitter. I would've bought the PWT version if they made some sort of attempt to correct the slanted angle the original pic had: Yeah, I'm not paying $20 for that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grilledcheese Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, Hoarr said: Funny... I was just talking about this on Twitter. That Pro Wrestling Tees is a crappy tracing of a low-quality photo I swiped from eBay years ago and posted on Twitter. I would've bought the PWT version if they made some sort of attempt to correct the slanted angle the original pic had: Hide contents Yeah, I'm not paying $20 for that. Wow, seeing them side by side you can really see the difference. I don't blame you for being choosy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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